I am not much of a wino. I have to be honest, I normally drink water out of my wine glasses. Why, you ask?
- It makes me look classy, as if I cant be bothered to hold a glass without a stem.
- Wine takes too long to get me drunk. Even when it finally works, I end up being angry drunk or limp dick drunk. Pass me a shot and lets get this shit over with in a quick and orderly manner.
My other problem with wine and the wine lifestyle is that I have shattered no less than 145,000 wine glasses by clanking them together when I am trying to wrestle them out of my under-cabinet wine glass rack.
This wine glass is the answer to all my problems. It comes apart for easy storage, and gives you a full range of options to choose from so you always use the right glass for the right cold bev.
