Dead Man Impregnates Woman… screenshot of the day

Thanks, iPhone, for making it possible to screenshoot little gems like this one. And ladies, if you’re golddigging around town, forget the rich guy bars and head straight to fancy mortuaries. The fresher the meat the more likely you are to get a winner, and let’s be real, a dead guy won’t interfere with your parenting. Thank you, Khayyam, for sending this.

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber