Culture Spotting: But What About Suri?By emilyc • Jul 13th, 2012 • Category: CELEBS, ENTERTAINMENT, Events, FAMILY, FASHION, Internet, Movies, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, TV
Katie will be fine. Tom will be…well, he was never fine to begin with, so he’ll just continue being a Scientologist. But what’s going to become of Suri? Luckily, her mother rescued her from the confines of Tom Cruise just before he and his Scientology friends could rob her of her chic style. I mean, for someone to have that bone structure at that age, certain precautions need to be taken in order to preserve her impeccable fashion sense and to serve as a barrier against following the same path as Lindsay Lohan and Macaulay Culkin.
So far, it seems she is on the right track. Last I knew, she was shopping at Whole Foods in Chelsea. Organic and local – good thinking, Suri. The reality of the matter is, by now she is probably sitting on a chic lounge chair in the Maldives with an ice cold juice box thinking, “Ugh, I’m so over this media hype,” just waiting for the E! True Hollywood Stories and Dateline specials to subside and stop judging.
I’m only judging Tom Cruise.
emilyc is Emily is a New Yorker trapped in a Floridian's body and loves every minute of her big city life. With a major in international business and years of being surrounded by ill-fitting suits and all the wrong shoes, she learned that the importance of fashion needs to be communicated to the world. To her, fashion is on the same level as charity work and feeding hungry children. Emily can be found frolicking the streets of her gayborhood enjoying the off-color humor of the gays.
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