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Non-Cocaine-Related Accessories on Amazon

coke paraphernalia
Written by Gary

Cocaine accessories on Amazon.com.

These cocaine paraphernalia products are all available on Amazon, although they don’t admit to it.

coke paraphernalia

I’m sure this small glass vial with spoon is meant for baking powder.

Call me a New Yorker (if you must), but I buy almost everything from Amazon. Unless you live in the center of the country and love jumping in your car to run errands, Amazon.com is probably a life saver for you, too. The world relies on Amazon to provide them with everything from Vitamin Water to bulk boxes of Trojan condoms. It should be no surprise then, that cocaine addicts shop on Amazon, too. If you don’t believe me, check out these actual products, all available on Amazon.com, that are totally for coke consumption, even though they don’t mention it anywhere.

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coke paraphernalia

This double barrel nasal sniffer can also be used as a decorative slingshot?

coke paraphernalia

This permanent marker stash safe is intended for tobacco use only, which is what they always say, even though it makes no sense whatsoever.

coke paraphernalia

I can’t even think of any other use for this nasal vacuum, so just pretend I made a joke.

coke paraphernalia

This deluxe snorting kit actually says ‘not for cocaine’ in the product name, so I guess it must be meant for crushed up Adderall?

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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