Chinese Cleavage Clamp: WTF

After watching this drivel that I obviously don’t understand, I was able to conclude only two things:

  1. Chinese ladies love pulling their boobs together (I suppose that’s understandable)
  2. Chinese ladies think boob pulling is exciting and worthy of upbeat techno-ish music

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce’s aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber


  • carrie

    As someone who speaks Chinese, this product is not only a clamp. After wearing it for 2 weeks, it will also mold the fat out of your body. Wow.

  • Bryce

    hahaha

  • Kittylover2

    I have a question for carrie. My name is Liz. I would like to know where i can buy
    the chinese cleavage clamp?

    Thanks,

    Liz