There are two really effective ways of teaching your cheating boyfriend a valuable lesson:
1. Move on with your life fully and date someone hotter, richer, and far more interesting than he ever was. Preferably with a bigger schlong.
2. Go to the game he was 100% dying to attend, sit somewhere really effing close to the sidelines, tweet how much fun you’re having with the owner of the team (your new boyfriend), and send like 43,000 mobile uploads of yourself mere inches away from his fave star athlete.
Mazel tov to this sassy gal:
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