Archives for the ‘SHINFO’ Category
Slideshow Spotting: How to Make a Truly Inappropriate Penis Cake
Tweet Who doesn’t love a good penis cake? Lesbians, that’s who. Regardless of that, it is a generally accepted idea [...]
Who doesn’t love a good penis cake? Lesbians, that’s who. Regardless of that, it is a generally accepted idea that if you are a human being, at some point in your life you are going to have to bake a penis cake. When you are faced with this daunting task, you can take the easy way out and bake something cutesy and suggestive. My suggestion, however, is that you go balls to the wall ... More...
By Gary • Dec 18th, 2012 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, SHINFO
Rant of the Week: Does Fashion Matter When You Are Trying To Stay Warm?
Tweet Winter is finally here, and even though the global warming fairy has kept it kind of mild, I am [...]
Winter is finally here, and even though the global warming fairy has kept it kind of mild, I am still wearing Uniqlo heattech thermals underneath all my clothes. There are very few things that I like about winter, but one of them is that people stop caring as much what they look like, because they can’t afford to be picky when they are freezing their tits off. Winter has a way of evening the p... More...
By Gary • Dec 13th, 2012 • Category: FASHION, FEATURES, Outerwear, SHINFO
Rant Of The Week: Santa Claus Doesn’t Exist Because I Can Touch Myself
Tweet I know that headline probably doesn’t make much sense upon first reading, but bear with me. When I first [...]
I know that headline probably doesn’t make much sense upon first reading, but bear with me. When I first read this letter I thought: Oh, how sweet! They are crushing a young child’s dreams. Then as I read further I realize that their explanation, while sweet, isn’t factual. Their reasoning is that believing in Santa Claus prepares a child for the inevitability that he will have ... More...
By Gary • Dec 6th, 2012 • Category: Advice, FAMILY, Mom Health, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, SHINFO
Top Five Business-Savvy Reality Stars (Without Makeup)
Tweet Since they are reality stars, I thought it might be funny to show you what they really look like [...]
Since they are reality stars, I thought it might be funny to show you what they really look like on an everyday basis. Either that, or I am just cruel. Take your pick. In my opinion, these are the top 5 business-savvy reality stars that managed to turn their 15 minutes into lucrative careers hocking everything from liquor to credit cards. Kim Kardashian- I don’t rightly know whether she o... More...
By Gary • Dec 5th, 2012 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SHINFO, TV
SLIDESHOW: 11 Shoes That Are Bad For Your Health
Tweet Do you really want your feet getting lung cancer? [via] Related PostsREK Expandable Coffee Table Accessories Spotting: Proenza Schouler [...]
Tweet Do you really want your feet getting lung cancer? [via] Related PostsFashion Crave: SCOUT’s Honor Kenzo X Vans Spring Summer 2013 DIY Antiqued Crate Shelving Inside Alexander Wang’s Studio Reasons Why I Dream About a Fantasy Indoor Forest
By Gary • Dec 4th, 2012 • Category: BEAUTY, FASHION, SHINFO, Shoes and Accessories
Top Five Ways To Keep Your Baby Warm This Winter
Tweet Get your baby a beard. Your infant is most likely going to grow up too fast anyway, so you [...]
Get your baby a beard. Your infant is most likely going to grow up too fast anyway, so you might as well help him or her along. Buy this creepy sweater. Yes, you will probably look like some strange alien that has a baby popping out of its chest. Yes, if it’s warm enough to be wearing nothing but a hoodie, you probably shouldn’t be too worried about keeping your baby warm. But if bo... More...
By Gary • Nov 28th, 2012 • Category: Advice, HEALTH, Mom Health, SHINFO
Rant of the Week: The Lies Perpetuated by Pinterest DIY Projects
Tweet I was sitting on the couch with my tranny friend last night, chatting about random things. Â She had spent [...]
I was sitting on the couch with my tranny friend last night, chatting about random things.  She had spent 3 hours trying to re-create some interesting nail design she saw on Pinterest. The photo was one of colorful flourishes and floral swirls. Her thumbnail looked like the back room of a butcher’s shop. Then it struck me: Pinterest is inundated with thousands of DIY projects that no normal human... More...
By Gary • Nov 15th, 2012 • Category: BEAUTY, Nails, SHINFO
Rant of the Week: Some Thoughts on the Presidency
Tweet Politics are not now, nor have they ever been my forte. Regardless of that though, I found it damn [...]
Politics are not now, nor have they ever been my forte. Regardless of that though, I found it damn near impossible to keep from getting pulled into this election. I went out and got hammered on Tuesday night to celebrate 4 more years of progression, and afterwards me and my roommate (the last 2 people in the world who should ever have a political discussion) ended up getting in a heated argument about... More...
By Gary • Nov 8th, 2012 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SHINFO
Awkward Spotting: A Sound Wave Bracelet
Tweet Ever wanted a really cool, awesome, totally stylish way to communicate to your kids not to do drugs? It [...]
Ever wanted a really cool, awesome, totally stylish way to communicate to your kids not to do drugs? It has finally not arrived. This bracelet by Sound Cloud is meant as a way for parents to remind their kids not to do drugs, because obviously when a kid is deciding to do drugs they are looking down at their bracelet instead of at the peer-pressurized date-rapey faces of their friends. The idea ... More...
By Gary • Nov 6th, 2012 • Category: Dating, Family Health, FASHION, HEALTH, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, SHINFO, Shoes and Accessories
Travel Spotting: Tire Company Versus The Mayan Apocalypse
Tweet I am really big on the apocalypse. I don’t know whether its going to happen this year or not, [...]
I am really big on the apocalypse. I don’t know whether its going to happen this year or not, but I have spent countless hours discussing it with my friends and coming up with contingency plans and strategies. Toyo tires is apparently drinking the same Kool Aid as me, because they have a plan too. If the Mayan apocalypse happens this year, everyone on Earth gets free tires. If it doesn’t, and y... More...
By Gary • Oct 28th, 2012 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, SHINFO
