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WTF? Two Minutes of Your Life You Will Never Get Back

TweetI don’t know what this is. I don’t know why it exists. I only know that after spending my time [...]

I don’t know what this is. I don’t know why it exists. I only know that after spending my time watching this video, entitled “Late for a meeting” I realized I had to share it with the world or risk burning in Hell for all eternity listening to that mother-fucking gangnam style song. When watching this video, the only things that come to mind are that someone made a really inte... More...


By • Nov 24th, 2013 • Category: SHINFO


For God’s Sake Man, Tape Your Face

TweetI don’t know where or why these silly little Internet trends originate, but it’s my job to report on them. [...]

I don’t know where or why these silly little Internet trends originate, but it’s my job to report on them. I have been seeing a lot of taped faces lately. Not to be confused with face-raping (which is just as intrusive and sticky, but a lot more fun and sexy), face-taping involves using scotch tape to distort your features so that you look like the elephant man, or Meg Ryan circa any deca... More...


By • Nov 19th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, SHINFO



Your iPhone is Naked Without a Pair of Panties

TweetYour panties act as a barrier of protection for your vagina against foreign bodies (especially French ones). Panties protect your [...]

Your panties act as a barrier of protection for your vagina against foreign bodies (especially French ones). Panties protect your most valuable parts from the outside world and come in a variety of fashionable colors and patterns to please the eye. You extend this courtesy of panty protection without even thinking, and yet the truth is that your vagina probably isn’t even worth as much as the ... More...


By • Nov 12th, 2013 • Category: SHINFO, Toys


A Jacket Made Out of Bacteria, and Other Extreme Eco-Fashion

TweetAre you the type of girl who only washes her hair after it gets so greasy it could take out [...]

Are you the type of girl who only washes her hair after it gets so greasy it could take out all the sea creatures in the Gulf of Mexico? Do you ever go barefoot on a hot summer day because you think it will decrease your carbon footprint? Do you live in Williamsburg? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you are probably a pretty eco-conscious girl, and should consider dressing the part. Jacket made... More...


By • Nov 3rd, 2013 • Category: FASHION, SHINFO


How to Tell if You Are Addicted to Coffee

TweetI have never had a cup of coffee. I will let that sink in, while I drink my morning screwdriver [...]

I have never had a cup of coffee. I will let that sink in, while I drink my morning screwdriver in peace. Even though I skipped it, drinking coffee in the morning is a routine that seems to come with growing your first pubic hair and moving out of your parents’ house. Its a quintessential part of being an adult (which actually makes sense since being an adult holds no appeal for me). Especially in t... More...


By • Oct 27th, 2013 • Category: Food, SHINFO


5 Legitimately Useful Unicorn Accessories

TweetUnfortunately, when it comes to unicorn accessories, there is a lot of fluff out there in the world. God, I [...]

Unfortunately, when it comes to unicorn accessories, there is a lot of fluff out there in the world. God, I can’t believe I just typed that sentence. If you think about it as a serious unicorn enthusiast though, it’s true. Who really needs a headband with a crocheted unicorn horn attached, or a t-shirt that says:”Unicorns are stupid- said nobody ever” which is actually a di... More...


By • Oct 23rd, 2013 • Category: SHINFO, Toys


Five Dumb Marriage Laws

TweetI used to think that the whole idea of marriage was stupid, because I can’t even seem to commit to [...]

I used to think that the whole idea of marriage was stupid, because I can’t even seem to commit to a hairstyle, let alone a living, walking, dick with a brain. Then, I came close to marrying a foreign man and it changed my whole opinion on the matter, because I realized it might not be so bad to share my life with someone. Nowadays I am more open to the idea of binding myself to someone lega... More...


By • Oct 20th, 2013 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, SHINFO


Top Five Totally Inappropriate Halloween Costumes

TweetHalloween is steadily approaching. For girls, this means it is time to come up with the skankiest costume you can [...]

Halloween is steadily approaching. For girls, this means it is time to come up with the skankiest costume you can find, and then hope it isn’t so cold that your vagina freezes over. For gays, this means it is time to come up with the skankiest costume you can find, and then hope it isn’t so cold that your penis inverts into your body. I believe the proper name for this costume is R... More...


By • Oct 2nd, 2013 • Category: Parenting, SHINFO


The Nine Biggest Dogs on the Internet

TweetI used to have a dog. She was a tiny shih tzu-yorkie named Buckley (yes, I know I was basically [...]

I used to have a dog. She was a tiny shih tzu-yorkie named Buckley (yes, I know I was basically branding her a lesbian with that name), and her favorite thing to do was bark at much bigger dogs to provoke them. One time she even got in a fight with a dalmation en route to Fire Island. She lost, but that isn’t the point. Even though she was a tiny dog, she wasn’t that cuddly, which is p... More...


By • Sep 11th, 2013 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SHINFO


Can You Tell if Someone is a Serial Killer Based on a Photo?

TweetThe short answer, is yes. Serial killers (at least the ones that are good at their jobs) generally like to [...]

The short answer, is yes. Serial killers (at least the ones that are good at their jobs) generally like to blend in with mainstream society. This makes it increasingly difficult to distinguish between a serial killer and a regular, middle-aged man with a comb-over. There are however, subtle signs you can pick up on that will help you tell the difference between someone who cuts people into little piec... More...


By • Sep 10th, 2013 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SHINFO