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A Jacket Made Out of Bacteria, and Other Extreme Eco-Fashion

TweetAre you the type of girl who only washes her hair after it gets so greasy it could take out [...]

Are you the type of girl who only washes her hair after it gets so greasy it could take out all the sea creatures in the Gulf of Mexico? Do you ever go barefoot on a hot summer day because you think it will decrease your carbon footprint? Do you live in Williamsburg? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you are probably a pretty eco-conscious girl, and should consider dressing the part. Jacket made... More...


By • Nov 3rd, 2013 • Category: FASHION, SHINFO


How to Tell if You Are Addicted to Coffee

TweetI have never had a cup of coffee. I will let that sink in, while I drink my morning screwdriver [...]

I have never had a cup of coffee. I will let that sink in, while I drink my morning screwdriver in peace. Even though I skipped it, drinking coffee in the morning is a routine that seems to come with growing your first pubic hair and moving out of your parents’ house. Its a quintessential part of being an adult (which actually makes sense since being an adult holds no appeal for me). Especially in t... More...


By • Oct 27th, 2013 • Category: Food, SHINFO



5 Legitimately Useful Unicorn Accessories

TweetUnfortunately, when it comes to unicorn accessories, there is a lot of fluff out there in the world. God, I [...]

Unfortunately, when it comes to unicorn accessories, there is a lot of fluff out there in the world. God, I can’t believe I just typed that sentence. If you think about it as a serious unicorn enthusiast though, it’s true. Who really needs a headband with a crocheted unicorn horn attached, or a t-shirt that says:”Unicorns are stupid- said nobody ever” which is actually a di... More...


By • Oct 23rd, 2013 • Category: SHINFO, Toys


Five Dumb Marriage Laws

TweetI used to think that the whole idea of marriage was stupid, because I can’t even seem to commit to [...]

I used to think that the whole idea of marriage was stupid, because I can’t even seem to commit to a hairstyle, let alone a living, walking, dick with a brain. Then, I came close to marrying a foreign man and it changed my whole opinion on the matter, because I realized it might not be so bad to share my life with someone. Nowadays I am more open to the idea of binding myself to someone lega... More...


By • Oct 20th, 2013 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, SHINFO


Top Five Totally Inappropriate Halloween Costumes

TweetHalloween is steadily approaching. For girls, this means it is time to come up with the skankiest costume you can [...]

Halloween is steadily approaching. For girls, this means it is time to come up with the skankiest costume you can find, and then hope it isn’t so cold that your vagina freezes over. For gays, this means it is time to come up with the skankiest costume you can find, and then hope it isn’t so cold that your penis inverts into your body. I believe the proper name for this costume is R... More...


By • Oct 2nd, 2013 • Category: Parenting, SHINFO


The Nine Biggest Dogs on the Internet

TweetI used to have a dog. She was a tiny shih tzu-yorkie named Buckley (yes, I know I was basically [...]

I used to have a dog. She was a tiny shih tzu-yorkie named Buckley (yes, I know I was basically branding her a lesbian with that name), and her favorite thing to do was bark at much bigger dogs to provoke them. One time she even got in a fight with a dalmation en route to Fire Island. She lost, but that isn’t the point. Even though she was a tiny dog, she wasn’t that cuddly, which is p... More...


By • Sep 11th, 2013 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SHINFO


Can You Tell if Someone is a Serial Killer Based on a Photo?

TweetThe short answer, is yes. Serial killers (at least the ones that are good at their jobs) generally like to [...]

The short answer, is yes. Serial killers (at least the ones that are good at their jobs) generally like to blend in with mainstream society. This makes it increasingly difficult to distinguish between a serial killer and a regular, middle-aged man with a comb-over. There are however, subtle signs you can pick up on that will help you tell the difference between someone who cuts people into little piec... More...


By • Sep 10th, 2013 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SHINFO


Sign This Petition to Prove Your iPhone Isn’t a Racist

TweetApple’s Emoji keyboard has almost over 800 random symbols, from a grinning turd to a fricken VHS cassette. Chances are, [...]

Apple’s Emoji keyboard has almost over 800 random symbols, from a grinning turd to a fricken VHS cassette. Chances are, no matter what you want to text you can find an Emoji to say your piece, unless of course what you want to say has to do with a black or Hispanic person. There are only two people of color on the list; a super-racist looking Asian guy, and what I can only assume is a cab driv... More...


By • Aug 27th, 2013 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SHINFO


Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hippopotamus Breast Milk (FYI It’s Pink)

TweetHippos may look like cute, cuddly, over-sized mushroom pillows, but we all know that they are actually bloodthirsty animals that [...]

Hippos may look like cute, cuddly, over-sized mushroom pillows, but we all know that they are actually bloodthirsty animals that are basically like stampeding elephants with less wind resistance. It shouldn’t surprise you then, that there are a lot of other interesting facts about the hippopotamus species, starting with the fact that their breast milk is pink. No, you didn’t read that... More...


By • Aug 26th, 2013 • Category: Babies, FAMILY, FOOD AND TRAVEL, Parenting, SHINFO


WTF Spotting: Who Uses Penises To Sell Mascara?

TweetI have to be honest, when I watch this mascara video, I am not even sure what I’m looking at. [...]

I have to be honest, when I watch this mascara video, I am not even sure what I’m looking at. In it, “sexy men” with huge bulges prance around turning women on, then pull mascara out of their crotch, which in turn excites the women into a frenzy. Benefit Cosmetics made this internet commercial for their mascara line, based on the idea that women get aroused by mascara that smells like... More...


By • Aug 23rd, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, Cosmetics, ENTERTAINMENT, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life, SHINFO