Archives for the ‘SHINFO’ Category
WTF is a Sushi Cat?
Tweet The Japanese are really good at making pointless, kitschy creations such as condom ice cream,which is great because it [...]
The Japanese are really good at making pointless, kitschy creations such as condom ice cream,which is great because it gives me something to make fun of. They have proven this yet again, with sushi cats. I have never been there, but I imagine living in Japan is like floating around a Katy Perry music video, except that nothing makes sense (which is saying something, since Katy Perry videos are p... More...
By Gary • May 2nd, 2013 • Category: Art, ENTERTAINMENT, Food, SHINFO
Male Models and Their Cat Counterparts
Tweet Male models and cats have a lot in common, if you think about it. They both appear condescending, even [...]
Male models and cats have a lot in common, if you think about it. They both appear condescending, even if they aren’t. They both serve no real purpose except to look nice, and lay around in the sun. Also, they both like to put their butts in your faces. (Maybe that’s just me?) Here is a string of male models and their cat counterparts, for your viewing pleasure. [ via ] Related Posts... More...
By Gary • Apr 28th, 2013 • Category: Art, ENTERTAINMENT, SHINFO
Rant of the Week: Why is This Dog More Stylish Than I Am?
Tweet It is a sad, sad day when you realize that a dog is more stylish than you are. The [...]
It is a sad, sad day when you realize that a dog is more stylish than you are. The Menswear Dog is one blogger’s way of featuring menswear trends in a playful way, and I am ashamed to say that a dog is more stylish than me. So in the spirit of that, here are three reasons that the menswear dog has more fashion sense than I do. 1. The Menswear Dog has four legs, and I only have two. This ... More...
By Gary • Mar 21st, 2013 • Category: FASHION, SHINFO
Top Five “Morning Truths”
Tweet Have you ever been laying in bed at 3 AM, knowing that you have to get up at 9, [...]
Have you ever been laying in bed at 3 AM, knowing that you have to get up at 9, but for some reason your brain won’t stop belting out Taylor Swift lyrics at full blast inside your head? How about in the morning, when you keep resetting your alarm clock (not hitting the snooze button, because for some reason that feels like cheating) and you start coming up with a myriad of excuses to get y... More...
By Gary • Mar 20th, 2013 • Category: Adult Health, HEALTH, SHINFO
Can’t Get Pregnant? Why Not Fake a Baby?
Tweet There are lots of reasons to fake a pregnancy. If you can’t actually have a real baby, the second [...]
There are lots of reasons to fake a pregnancy. If you can’t actually have a real baby, the second best thing is to pretend, right? Beyonce allegedly did it. Adrienne Maloof did it. There are rumors circling that Kim and Kanye are doing it. Whether you want to get a better seat on public transit, make your boyfriend stop hitting you, or throw the paparazzi off your scent, sometimes its neces... More...
By Gary • Mar 14th, 2013 • Category: Babies, BEAUTY, FAMILY, HEALTH, Pregnancy, SHINFO
Top Five Most Ridiculous Shoes of All Time
Tweet We put our bodies through a lot of torture in the name of fashion. Whether your buttcrack is sweating [...]
We put our bodies through a lot of torture in the name of fashion. Whether your buttcrack is sweating buckets because you decided to give leather pants a try, or your nipple gets exposed on live TV because you just didn’t have any duct tape, fashion isn’t always supposed to be comfortable. I have to draw the line with these shoes though. I understand taking risks in the name of fashi... More...
By Gary • Mar 13th, 2013 • Category: FASHION, SHINFO, Shoes and Accessories
Five Places Pomeranians Don’t Belong
Tweet In this day and age, people treat their dogs like accessories. I think that’s fine as long as the [...]
In this day and age, people treat their dogs like accessories. I think that’s fine as long as the dog is skinned and embedded in the lining of a cutesy clutch, but treating your dog like an accessory while it is still alive is just passé. In case you don’t know what that means, I am saying that accessorizing with your dog is as over as Paris Hilton’s fame. So here are five place... More...
By Gary • Mar 6th, 2013 • Category: FASHION, SHINFO
Awkward Spotting: How to Tell if a Girl is From Boston
Tweet I am not one to pull any punches, so I will flat out tell you that the only things [...]
I am not one to pull any punches, so I will flat out tell you that the only things I know about baseball are: Boston Red Sox, Babe Ruth, and A League of their Own starring Madonna and Rosie O’Donnell. Luckily, that limited knowledge is enough, and I can parlay it into an entire rant about how awful these shoes are. These shoes would only be acceptable on a girl from the heart of Boston, that ... More...
By Gary • Feb 19th, 2013 • Category: FASHION, SHINFO, Shoes and Accessories
He-Brew: The Gay Dating App for Jewish Homosexuals
Tweet With Grindr, J-Date, OkCupid, PlentyofFish, and Scruff, gays are finding all kinds of ways to meet online, but what [...]
With Grindr, J-Date, OkCupid, PlentyofFish, and Scruff, gays are finding all kinds of ways to meet online, but what if your Jewish heritage is super important to you? How do you meet a hot, sexy mensch for a steamy gay encounter? Enter: He-brew. Gone are the days when the color and position of your yamulke was the only way to tell which way your bagel was shmeared. Now, Jewish homos can find each ... More...
By Gary • Feb 14th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life, SHINFO
Five Funny Dog Photos
Tweet We post a lot of dog photos around here. If you have ever wondered why, its because we know [...]
We post a lot of dog photos around here. If you have ever wondered why, its because we know a lot of you read this site while at work, slaving away for a bitch boss that will fire you over a cold latte and we want to lift you up as much as possible. Dogs, have a way of brightening our day just by being their lovable selves, humping our couch cushions, or barking at bitches during sample sales. They ... More...
By Gary • Feb 13th, 2013 • Category: Adult Health, HEALTH, SHINFO
