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Drunken Munchkin Kittens

TweetMunchkin cats are a new breed short-legged cat, complete with drunken googley eyes. Arriving on the scene in the 1990s, [...]

Munchkin cats are a new breed short-legged cat, complete with drunken googley eyes. Arriving on the scene in the 1990s, short-legged munchkin cats have been stomping the runways of the world on tiny, stunted legs ever since. Munchkin cats are basically the cat equivalent of a dachshund, and even though they may suffer from back, hip, and leg problems, they make up for it in overall cuteness. READ MORE... More...


By • Jun 8th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SHINFO


Top 8 Examples of Extreme Manscaping

TweetExtreme manscaping is proof that men can have fun with hair removal, too. Is anyone else shocked by this? The [...]

Extreme manscaping is proof that men can have fun with hair removal, too. Is anyone else shocked by this? The costume department from “Clueless” called; they want their skirt back. In this day and age, I think it is important for men to manscape. Normally a little back hair trim and a Venus razor to the balls is all I really require of my gentleman suitors, but I am well aware that some... More...


By • May 28th, 2014 • Category: Hair, SHINFO



Panda Dogs: Cutesy or Cruelty?

TweetDamn, it China, you always give me something good to write about. In animal abuse news, the latest must-have pet [...]

Damn, it China, you always give me something good to write about. In animal abuse news, the latest must-have pet accessory is the panda dog. Hsin Ch’en, a pet store owner in Chengdu city actually said the following: ‘Ten years ago the natural instinct of a Chinese person was to eat a dog. Now we are like westerners and want one as a companion.’ The jokes just write themselves. Ch’en said it o... More...


By • May 14th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SHINFO


How to Take Your Fish For a Walk

TweetAs everyone knows, your pet fish (provided that it is still alive) often gets bored. Fish boredom is an epidemic [...]

As everyone knows, your pet fish (provided that it is still alive) often gets bored. Fish boredom is an epidemic that has existed since the dawn of church carnivals, and I say it is high time someone did something about it. Thankfully, someone invented the aquatic perambulator, or fish walker. Nicknamed the aquatic pram, the device was invented by Mike Warren-Madden seven years ago as a means to g... More...


By • Apr 25th, 2014 • Category: SHINFO


Happy Early Easter: Bunnies Eating Cherries

TweetI know Easter isn’t for a few days, but I thought these photos might take a while to digest (no [...]

I know Easter isn’t for a few days, but I thought these photos might take a while to digest (no pun intended), so I decided to post them early. At first glance you might think these bunnies are bloodthirsty, monstrous beasts ready to take off someone’s finger at any second. Then, when you realize they are just eating cherries it kind of becomes adorable, right? Right? No? Happy Easter anyway, ya b... More...


By • Apr 15th, 2014 • Category: SHINFO


Top Five Smallest Animals in the World

TweetIn most cases, I really love small things. I like small teacups, waists, children, and cars. I do not like [...]

In most cases, I really love small things. I like small teacups, waists, children, and cars. I do not like small blankets, apartments, portion sizes, and penises, but I do firmly believe you can learn to love anything. I recently discovered the top five smallest animals in the world, and thought they were so adorable that I had to share them. The Brookesia Minima from Madagascar is the world’s smal... More...


By • Mar 26th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SHINFO


Five Extreme Selfies You Shouldn’t Try At Home

TweetI will admit it, I am not that good at taking selfies. You might find that surprising since I am [...]

I will admit it, I am not that good at taking selfies. You might find that surprising since I am so devilishly handsome, but I am actually not that photogenic, and I have short arms like a tyrannosaurus rex. You should also probably steer clear of my pores for fear of being sucked in and assimilated into my body like a fucking angler fish. Some people are experts at selfies, though. The people in t... More...


By • Mar 9th, 2014 • Category: Advice, SHINFO


How to Deal with Pooping in Public

TweetEven though everybody does it, nobody really likes to talk about poop. I don’t even like to talk about it, [...]

Even though everybody does it, nobody really likes to talk about poop. I don’t even like to talk about it, but if discussing it can help even one person, then I have done my job. We have all had those moments when we are walking through an American Eagle in Georgia, and realize we may or may not have just shat our manties. Luckily my friends know exactly what “We have to go, now” means, but ... More...


By • Feb 23rd, 2014 • Category: Adult Health, SHINFO


The Most Awkward Relationship Photography of All Time

TweetDear Sears, Eat a dick. Love, Gary. I have a love-hate relationship with department store-style photography because on one hand, [...]

Dear Sears, Eat a dick. Love, Gary. I have a love-hate relationship with department store-style photography because on one hand, there is basically nothing (besides glamour shots) that can create a more trashy memory (see Exhibit: A) Exhibit: A On the other hand, department store photography has given us some of the most entertaining photos ever to grace The Internet. All I know is, if you want to c... More...


By • Feb 16th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, SHINFO


Introducing the Werewolf Cat

TweetI am not a cat person by any stretch of the imagination. This werewolf cat is so awesome however, I [...]

I am not a cat person by any stretch of the imagination. This werewolf cat is so awesome however, I might just make an exception. Originating in Tennessee (of course), the ‘Lykoi’ cat breed looks like a werewolf, and behaves more like a dog than a cat. The ‘Lykoi’ cats are a new breed, created with a natural genetic mutation that leaves their eyes, nose, ears, and muzzle hairless, so they... More...


By • Feb 16th, 2014 • Category: SHINFO