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Happy Early Easter: Bunnies Eating Cherries

TweetI know Easter isn’t for a few days, but I thought these photos might take a while to digest (no [...]

I know Easter isn’t for a few days, but I thought these photos might take a while to digest (no pun intended), so I decided to post them early. At first glance you might think these bunnies are bloodthirsty, monstrous beasts ready to take off someone’s finger at any second. Then, when you realize they are just eating cherries it kind of becomes adorable, right? Right? No? Happy Easter anyway, ya b... More...


By • Apr 15th, 2014 • Category: SHINFO


Top Five Smallest Animals in the World

TweetIn most cases, I really love small things. I like small teacups, waists, children, and cars. I do not like [...]

In most cases, I really love small things. I like small teacups, waists, children, and cars. I do not like small blankets, apartments, portion sizes, and penises, but I do firmly believe you can learn to love anything. I recently discovered the top five smallest animals in the world, and thought they were so adorable that I had to share them. The Brookesia Minima from Madagascar is the world’s smal... More...


By • Mar 26th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SHINFO



Five Extreme Selfies You Shouldn’t Try At Home

TweetI will admit it, I am not that good at taking selfies. You might find that surprising since I am [...]

I will admit it, I am not that good at taking selfies. You might find that surprising since I am so devilishly handsome, but I am actually not that photogenic, and I have short arms like a tyrannosaurus rex. You should also probably steer clear of my pores for fear of being sucked in and assimilated into my body like a fucking angler fish. Some people are experts at selfies, though. The people in t... More...


By • Mar 9th, 2014 • Category: Advice, SHINFO


How to Deal with Pooping in Public

TweetEven though everybody does it, nobody really likes to talk about poop. I don’t even like to talk about it, [...]

Even though everybody does it, nobody really likes to talk about poop. I don’t even like to talk about it, but if discussing it can help even one person, then I have done my job. We have all had those moments when we are walking through an American Eagle in Georgia, and realize we may or may not have just shat our manties. Luckily my friends know exactly what “We have to go, now” means, but ... More...


By • Feb 23rd, 2014 • Category: Adult Health, SHINFO


The Most Awkward Relationship Photography of All Time

TweetDear Sears, Eat a dick. Love, Gary. I have a love-hate relationship with department store-style photography because on one hand, [...]

Dear Sears, Eat a dick. Love, Gary. I have a love-hate relationship with department store-style photography because on one hand, there is basically nothing (besides glamour shots) that can create a more trashy memory (see Exhibit: A) Exhibit: A On the other hand, department store photography has given us some of the most entertaining photos ever to grace The Internet. All I know is, if you want to c... More...


By • Feb 16th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, SHINFO


Introducing the Werewolf Cat

TweetI am not a cat person by any stretch of the imagination. This werewolf cat is so awesome however, I [...]

I am not a cat person by any stretch of the imagination. This werewolf cat is so awesome however, I might just make an exception. Originating in Tennessee (of course), the ‘Lykoi’ cat breed looks like a werewolf, and behaves more like a dog than a cat. The ‘Lykoi’ cats are a new breed, created with a natural genetic mutation that leaves their eyes, nose, ears, and muzzle hairless, so they... More...


By • Feb 16th, 2014 • Category: SHINFO


Want the Perfect Pet? Try a Dogbird

TweetI am a total dog person. The reason I refer to myself that way is because I basically hate every [...]

I am a total dog person. The reason I refer to myself that way is because I basically hate every other type of animal, save for miniature piglets, and horses, if you know what I mean. Birds are probably the animal I loathe the most because I don’t really understand the point of keeping them caged up when they have fucking wings protruding from their backs. Birds were meant to fly, so it does... More...


By • Dec 1st, 2013 • Category: SHINFO


WTF? Two Minutes of Your Life You Will Never Get Back

TweetI don’t know what this is. I don’t know why it exists. I only know that after spending my time [...]

I don’t know what this is. I don’t know why it exists. I only know that after spending my time watching this video, entitled “Late for a meeting” I realized I had to share it with the world or risk burning in Hell for all eternity listening to that mother-fucking gangnam style song. When watching this video, the only things that come to mind are that someone made a really inte... More...


By • Nov 24th, 2013 • Category: SHINFO


For God’s Sake Man, Tape Your Face

TweetI don’t know where or why these silly little Internet trends originate, but it’s my job to report on them. [...]

I don’t know where or why these silly little Internet trends originate, but it’s my job to report on them. I have been seeing a lot of taped faces lately. Not to be confused with face-raping (which is just as intrusive and sticky, but a lot more fun and sexy), face-taping involves using scotch tape to distort your features so that you look like the elephant man, or Meg Ryan circa any deca... More...


By • Nov 19th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, SHINFO


Your iPhone is Naked Without a Pair of Panties

TweetYour panties act as a barrier of protection for your vagina against foreign bodies (especially French ones). Panties protect your [...]

Your panties act as a barrier of protection for your vagina against foreign bodies (especially French ones). Panties protect your most valuable parts from the outside world and come in a variety of fashionable colors and patterns to please the eye. You extend this courtesy of panty protection without even thinking, and yet the truth is that your vagina probably isn’t even worth as much as the ... More...


By • Nov 12th, 2013 • Category: SHINFO, Toys