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Make-out Pillows for Your Preteen Nephew

TweetMy first kiss was with a neighborhood girl named Becky. We were playing spin the bottle, and it happened pretty [...]

My first kiss was with a neighborhood girl named Becky. We were playing spin the bottle, and it happened pretty randomly. I then tried to get her to play it every time she came over, and even made up new rules to the game to take things a little further. Needless to say she was not interested. In retrospect, she looked like a lemur after an uncut Colombian 8-ball anyway. If these make out pillows had ... More...


By • Feb 18th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys


WTF: 10 Creepy But Cute Fantasy Creature Dolls

TweetWe’ve been talking a lot about toys around here lately, but unlike the other varieties these toys don’t vibrate, and [...]

We’ve been talking a lot about toys around here lately, but unlike the other varieties these toys don’t vibrate, and probably won’t make your man feel emasculated. Made by  23-year-old Russian artist Santani, the fantasy creature dolls are created to look as cute and otherworldly as possible, and possibly remind you of the gremlin-infested nightmares of your youth. Seriously, I wa... More...


By • Jan 22nd, 2014 • Category: Art, Toys



5 Strange Futuristic Sex Toys You Have Never Heard of

TweetThe Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas is a wonderland of new sexual inventions, and a chance to meet the [...]

The Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas is a wonderland of new sexual inventions, and a chance to meet the people you masturbate to on the regular basis, in the flesh. It is also a great place to find out what new sex toys are out on the market, in case your married sex life has become as dry as your grandmother’s cooch. Here are a few random sex toys that you may never have heard of. Welcome to t... More...


By • Jan 21st, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys


Cat Battle Armor. That is All

TweetCat battle armor; because your pussy should be able to defend itself. In utterly amazing things found on Etsy news, [...]

Cat battle armor; because your pussy should be able to defend itself. In utterly amazing things found on Etsy news, this cat battle armor is hand-crafted and one of a kind, made of leather, waxed cord, and elastic. It only ships within the United States, but who cares about foreign pussies when we have so many of our own, right here in America. I am sure you take very good care of your cherished cat,... More...


By • Jan 12th, 2014 • Category: HEALTH, Toys


ReinDog Season Begins: Top Seven Reindeer Dogs Online

TweetSarah Mclachlan would turn over in her grave if she could see this. Wait- she’s not dead? My bad. In [...]

Sarah Mclachlan would turn over in her grave if she could see this. Wait- she’s not dead? My bad. In creative ways to abuse your pets news, Reindog Season is upon us. For those of you who don’t know what this is, it means that pet owners everywhere are going to start dressing their pooches up like reindeer and parading them around trying to create the perfect Instagram. They even have... More...


By • Nov 27th, 2013 • Category: FASHION, Toys


Your iPhone is Naked Without a Pair of Panties

TweetYour panties act as a barrier of protection for your vagina against foreign bodies (especially French ones). Panties protect your [...]

Your panties act as a barrier of protection for your vagina against foreign bodies (especially French ones). Panties protect your most valuable parts from the outside world and come in a variety of fashionable colors and patterns to please the eye. You extend this courtesy of panty protection without even thinking, and yet the truth is that your vagina probably isn’t even worth as much as the ... More...


By • Nov 12th, 2013 • Category: SHINFO, Toys


Facts About Masturbation That Everyone Should Know

TweetMasturbation is something that almost everyone does, but not everyone likes to talk about. I guess that’s because describing how [...]

Masturbation is something that almost everyone does, but not everyone likes to talk about. I guess that’s because describing how you jammed a can opener into your hoo-hah isn’t considered polite dinner conversation, but I have always wondered why people aren’t more open about it. I literally masturbated before I wrote this. I had to; there are construction workers outside my wind... More...


By • Nov 10th, 2013 • Category: HEALTH, Sex Life, Toys


5 Legitimately Useful Unicorn Accessories

TweetUnfortunately, when it comes to unicorn accessories, there is a lot of fluff out there in the world. God, I [...]

Unfortunately, when it comes to unicorn accessories, there is a lot of fluff out there in the world. God, I can’t believe I just typed that sentence. If you think about it as a serious unicorn enthusiast though, it’s true. Who really needs a headband with a crocheted unicorn horn attached, or a t-shirt that says:”Unicorns are stupid- said nobody ever” which is actually a di... More...


By • Oct 23rd, 2013 • Category: SHINFO, Toys


BitchKnits: Must-Have Couture Cat Hats on Etsy

TweetSometimes you come across something online that is so amazing you have to share it. I am not a big [...]

Sometimes you come across something online that is so amazing you have to share it. I am not a big fan of cats, or anything that is a euphemism for a vagina, but if I did have a feline friend, I would definitely outfit it in a knit mohawk cap from BitchKnits on Etsy. What is BitchKnits, you ask? It’s an Etsy shop created by some girl living in Albany who has way too much time on her hands and ... More...


By • Oct 13th, 2013 • Category: FASHION, Toys


Feeling Lonely? Buy Yourself an Inflatable Gay Best Friend

TweetAre you tired of sitting at home alone on Saturday nights eating Haagen Dasz and crying over the results of [...]

Are you tired of sitting at home alone on Saturday nights eating Haagen Dasz and crying over the results of your at-home Pap Smear? Do you ever wish you had someone to sit next to you and criticize all your married friends for throwing brunches involving non-alcoholic lemonade? Buy an inflatable gay best friend doll, and all your glittery bitchy dreams can come true.   Because the only things that... More...


By • Sep 29th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys