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Rupaul’s Drag Race Contestants as Lego People

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A Vladimir Putin Scented Candle

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Star Wars Sex Toys: um, yup.

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Treat Your Dog to a Bark Box

TweetMan’s best friend finally has a monthly subscription service called ‘bark box.’ Doesn’t it kind of seem like everything has a monthly subscription service? BirchBox sends men monthly care packages to suit all their grooming needs, RocksBox sends women jewelry monthly (which should be synced to their cycles, if they are especially enterprising), and now BarkBox sends out toys, trea... »

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The Robotic Blowjob is Now a Thing

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Gun Laws and Sex Toys: Texas Students Protest

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How to Turn Your Dog Into a Werewolf

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Alien Eggs in Your Vagina?

TweetThe newest trend in sex toys is laying alien eggs in your vagina. I have watched a lot of porn in my day, including a few videos from a certain area of the world we will call Japan, that involve cartoon aliens having sex with cartoon women, and laying eggs in their cartoon baby-makers. While I can’t say that I find this sort of thing sexually stimulating, I don’t judge other people on their f... »

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How to Re-use Old Sex Toys

TweetFive clever ways to reuse your sex toys. I have never been much of a sex toy person, mostly because the only things I like to stick into any of my holes typically have a heartbeat, a pulse, and a penis. I will not say I’ve never done it though, and I won’t say I will never do it again. Just the other day, my good friend showed me his wide array of butt-plugs, for use when he and his boyfriend... »

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