Archives for the ‘Toys’ Category
Top Five Etsy Tits
Tweet Watercolor of John Adams with Breasted jowls. Even though I am gay, I can appreciate a good pair of [...]
Watercolor of John Adams with Breasted jowls. Even though I am gay, I can appreciate a good pair of boobies. I think boobs should be celebrated, since they both provide us with nourishment, and give guys something to stare at while you are talking about your feelings. Here are the top 5 breast-related items on Etsy. Related PostsAwkward Spotting: Adults-Only Anne Geddes- Inspired Portraits Top Five ... More...
By Gary • May 1st, 2013 • Category: Art, ENTERTAINMENT, Toys
Have You Ever Wanted Your Own Personal Helicopter?
Tweet Helicopters are an easy way to get from place to place, if you don’t mind the constant threat of [...]
Helicopters are an easy way to get from place to place, if you don’t mind the constant threat of a fatal death spiral. Introducing the “Zero” personal helicopter, for all your personal helicoptering needs. The name “zero” stands for your zero chance of survival, should you crash this thing. Seriously, the scariest part of a helicopter ride is the fact that the sides... More...
By Gary • Apr 26th, 2013 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Toys
Top Five Etsy Penises
Tweet The title really describes everything I am trying to convey here, so I really don’t need to explain much. [...]
The title really describes everything I am trying to convey here, so I really don’t need to explain much. I basically typed penis into Etsy, and found the top five penis-related items, available for your purchase. If you are as obsessed with wieners as I am, then these home-made cock-crafts should be right up your alley. Related Posts3 Funky Ways to Add Animals to Your Decor Totally Ridic... More...
By Gary • Apr 10th, 2013 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys
The Perfect Awkward Gift for Your Gay Baby
Tweet Just when I thought Build-A-Bear couldn’t be more all-inclusive of every type of child, they come out with a [...]
Just when I thought Build-A-Bear couldn’t be more all-inclusive of every type of child, they come out with a My Little Pony toy, and gaybys everywhere rejoice. Gayby= gay baby for those of you who don’t know how puns work. Is your newborn son’s wrist more limp than a soggy Pamper? Do black leather bibs by Lady Gaga for Babies’R'Us bring an excited sparkle to his eye? Does ... More...
By Gary • Apr 2nd, 2013 • Category: Babies, FAMILY, Parenting, Toys
Five Obsolete Toys From the 80s and 90s
Tweet Moon Bounce shoes, AKA the Ankle Destroyers 3,000 I remember the late 80′s and early 90′s being a golden [...]
Moon Bounce shoes, AKA the Ankle Destroyers 3,000 I remember the late 80′s and early 90′s being a golden age of cartoons and toys. This is probably because I was a kid back then, and didn’t know any better. Still, ask anyone who was fortunate enough to be a kid during those times, and they will tell you that there are certain “classics” that may become obsolete, but w... More...
By Gary • Mar 27th, 2013 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, Toys
Bachelorette Gift Ideas: A Sex Pot
Tweet The first year of marriage is a wild adventure filled with lots of passion, fighting, and amazing sex. Help [...]
The first year of marriage is a wild adventure filled with lots of passion, fighting, and amazing sex. Help your friend reward herself for giving up the goods, by getting her a sex pot to celebrate her impending nuptials. The idea is simple. Chances are, a new wife will have more sex in that first year, then all the following years combined. Its a scientific fact that newlyweds cannot keep their... More...
By Gary • Mar 26th, 2013 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life, Toys, Wedding
Accessories Every Girl Needs: A Swiss Army Knife iPhone Case
Tweet Every modern woman needs a Swiss Army Knife iPhone case, especially those with lesbian tendencies. In this day and [...]
Every modern woman needs a Swiss Army Knife iPhone case, especially those with lesbian tendencies. In this day and age, women shouldn’t have to rely on men for anything except sex. Even then, dildos are a pretty good substitute. Some would even say dildos are better than men, because they don’t fart in their sleep. This Swiss Army Knife iPhone case has everything a modern girl on th... More...
By Gary • Mar 26th, 2013 • Category: Adult Health, HEALTH, Shoes and Accessories, Toys
Hungry? Try Some Japanese Condom Ice Cream
Tweet The Japanese are very innovative when it comes to product packaging. Who ever would have thought eating ice cream [...]
The Japanese are very innovative when it comes to product packaging. Who ever would have thought eating ice cream out of a condom could look so much like porn? The Japanese really do think of everything. Even though I still blame them for Pearl Harbor (that movie was insufferable) I have to hand it to them, when it comes to providing me with fodder to poke fun of, they never disappoint. Since canis... More...
By Gary • Mar 12th, 2013 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys
Five Ways To Reuse Your Penis Cake Pan
Tweet If you have ever attended or thrown a bachelorette party, chances are you have a penis cake pan sitting [...]
If you have ever attended or thrown a bachelorette party, chances are you have a penis cake pan sitting around. Barring events that marriage, you probably won’t have many chances to make use of your penis cake…or will you? Here are five suggestions for how to repurpose your penis cake pan. Don’t be surprised if your 5-year-old niece sees right through it though, kids are growi... More...
By Gary • Feb 20th, 2013 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life, Toys
Relationship Spotting: The Perfect Valentines Teddy Bear
Tweet I have always been sort of “meh” about Valentines day. There are a few highlights of my past V-days, [...]
I have always been sort of “meh” about Valentines day. There are a few highlights of my past V-days, such as the time I went rock climbing along the Potomac, and the other time I had sex seven times with my boyfriend at his parent’s house. Typically though, the whole rigamarole of chocolate, flowers, candies, dinner dates, and ax-wielding stalker ex-boyfriends is super corny. That is wh... More...
By Gary • Feb 10th, 2013 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys
