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How to Ask For Sex in Different Languages

TweetOne of the most important parts of taking a vacation is getting laid. There is nothing better than escaping to [...]

One of the most important parts of taking a vacation is getting laid. There is nothing better than escaping to a foreign destination and slipping into a strange foreign man that doesn’t speak your language. That being said, even though “fuck-me-eyes” are a pretty universal language, it is very helpful to know how to ask for a good plowing. To celebrate that, here are a few ways to ask for sex ... More...


By • Feb 9th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Match Made in Heaven: Woman With Two Vaginas Marries Man With Two Penises

TweetIn honor of Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought I would spend some time focusing on the great romances of [...]

In honor of Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought I would spend some time focusing on the great romances of our time. I’m sorry if that headline came off as breaking news, but I really couldn’t think of any other way to say it. Blanche Dumas (ironically, my drag name) was born in the 1800s. She had three legs, four tits, and two vaginas, and made a living as a high class hooker (nicknamed the ... More...


By • Feb 4th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life



Dick Pic Etiquette: The Ins and Outs of Taking and Sending Penis Photography

TweetEveryone (even gay guys) like a good tit pic, but dick pics are an entirely different story. Tit pics can [...]

Everyone (even gay guys) like a good tit pic, but dick pics are an entirely different story. Tit pics can be appreciated for their aesthetic quality, lighting, and overall beauty. Dick pics serve only three purposes: to try and entice someone into slapping a beej onto said dick, for girls to share with friends and incite pride at the elasticity of their vaginas, and to make fun of. Even as a gay ... More...


By • Feb 2nd, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Tinderella: A Modern Social Networking Fairy Tale

TweetThe majority of us were raised on Disney movies with predictable plots, where the girl goes through trials and tribulations [...]

The majority of us were raised on Disney movies with predictable plots, where the girl goes through trials and tribulations to meet the guy, then somehow lands him and lives happily ever after (even though chances are the princes were actually drunks, with mommy issues and a tendency to ejaculate prematurely). Even though times have changed, one could argue that romance really hasn’t. Yes, its ... More...


By • Jan 31st, 2014 • Category: Dating, Internet, Sex Life


10 Strange Penis Facts That Even I Didn’t Know

TweetJust when you think you know everything there is to know about penises the Internet goes and surprises you, just [...]

Just when you think you know everything there is to know about penises the Internet goes and surprises you, just like every guy you blew in 7th grade who didn’t realize he was about to ruin your new blouse from Wet Seal. Apparently no matter how many dicks you have seen, there is always more to learn about them, so here are 10 strange facts about the male sex organ that even I didn’t know: Related Post... More...


By • Jan 7th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Would You Rather: Nausea or Good Sex?

Tweet Men of a certain caliber are able to pop one little boy blue and instantly get their gears going. [...]

Men of a certain caliber are able to pop one little boy blue and instantly get their gears going. We hoped the same would be available for women who were hoping for a better sexual experience. Unfortunately, you’ll have to hop your man finally figured out what goes where. The drug was meant to enhance your sexual desires. You know what I’m talking about. Those days where he really want... More...


By • Dec 12th, 2013 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Having Sex At Your Parents House Is A Bit Hard

TweetWhen it comes to bringing your significant other home for the holidays, there are a lot of obstacles to cross. [...]

When it comes to bringing your significant other home for the holidays, there are a lot of obstacles to cross. First, you’ll have to make sure your S.O. has just the perfect present for your family. Secondly, you’ll have to train him off any weird or awkward habits so he doesn’t do it in front of your trigger happy uncle. Lastly, you’ll have to figure out how to quench your... More...


By • Dec 6th, 2013 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


You Might Be a Slut If…

TweetI believe that the term slut, like all things, is relative. You may do some gutter-skank butt-nasty things that you [...]

I believe that the term slut, like all things, is relative. You may do some gutter-skank butt-nasty things that you don’t feel qualify you as a slut, but chances are the wigged-up Orthodox Jewish mother of 12 next to you on the train has a different opinion. Many times, we use the word slut against each other, when in reality we are jealous of the freedom other people exhibit in their sex live... More...


By • Nov 26th, 2013 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Facts About Masturbation That Everyone Should Know

TweetMasturbation is something that almost everyone does, but not everyone likes to talk about. I guess that’s because describing how [...]

Masturbation is something that almost everyone does, but not everyone likes to talk about. I guess that’s because describing how you jammed a can opener into your hoo-hah isn’t considered polite dinner conversation, but I have always wondered why people aren’t more open about it. I literally masturbated before I wrote this. I had to; there are construction workers outside my wind... More...


By • Nov 10th, 2013 • Category: HEALTH, Sex Life, Toys


Great News: Not Getting Any Is Now On Trend!

TweetThe last few months have sort of been a life crossroads for me. After a string of relationship angst that [...]

The last few months have sort of been a life crossroads for me. After a string of relationship angst that would have made Buffy proud, I came to the realization I really needed to take a manbattical – a dating timeout. It’s not that I’m bitter, or “gave up” so much as I needed to give myself a time out and put things on hold for a while to concentrate on healing – and ... More...


By • Oct 24th, 2013 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life