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Tweet Talkin’ top coats. [Rouge 18] The mascara run down. [I Have A Degree In This] Pony up! [BeautyHigh] 30 [...]

Talkin’ top coats. [Rouge 18] The mascara run down. [I Have A Degree In This] Pony up! [BeautyHigh] 30 reasons for you to have more sex. [StyleCaster] Grab every shade of pistachio you can! [She Finds] Girls! Get your mayonnaise. [Honestly Jamie] Or maybe some minimalism? [Glam] Try Kaley Cuoco’s look at the Kids Choice Awards. [A Little Alytude] Hoard all the charcoal. [Beauty Sweet Spot... More...


By • Apr 2nd, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY, Cosmetics, Nails, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Five Best Walk of Shame Photos

TweetThe majority of us didn’t get through college without at least one walk of shame. Some girls I knew walk-of-shamed [...]

The majority of us didn’t get through college without at least one walk of shame. Some girls I knew walk-of-shamed so much they started carrying around spare underwear and an extra pair of flats, as well as one of those M-F pill cases fully stocked with Plan B and breath mints. While we are talking about it though, I actually have a huge problem with the term walk of shame. If you managed to get ... More...


By • Apr 1st, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life



Gonorrhea: The Super STD of the Future?

TweetSTDs are a serious threat in the world today. Many clinics offer free STD testing, and you’ll find that most [...]

STDs are a serious threat in the world today. Many clinics offer free STD testing, and you’ll find that most lifestyle websites offer the sage advice to use condoms! STDs are nothing you want, and you’d do well to avoid them. There are many things that have been done to prevent the spread of STDs, but sometimes people get careless, sloppy. They neglect to take precautions, and they end ... More...


By • Mar 29th, 2014 • Category: Adult Health, Mom Health, Sex Life


How to Sleep With an Alien Hooker

TweetI am visiting Las Vegas for my birthday next month, so naturally I have been doing a little research on [...]

I am visiting Las Vegas for my birthday next month, so naturally I have been doing a little research on things to do in Nevada. Apparently, I can sleep with an alien prostitute if I just visit the Alien Cathouse, a brothel that specializes in alien fantasies, located just south of Area 51. The Alien Cathouse is basically just a regular house that is decorated with tacky alien decorations, where payi... More...


By • Mar 21st, 2014 • Category: Cities, Sex Life


Are Blow jobs an Accurate Form of Communication?

TweetWe use blow jobs to get what we want, to get out of things we don’t want to do, as [...]

We use blow jobs to get what we want, to get out of things we don’t want to do, as a form of currency, and as a reward for our boyfriends, when they do something generous like sleep through the night without farting. So I ask you the question, are blow jobs an accurate form of communication? My answer is yes; The reason being, you can say more with a blow job than you can by speaking. If your boyf... More...


By • Mar 18th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Would You Share Your Boyfriend With Your Twin?

TweetThey say that twins share everything, and I guess it’s true. Mary Kate and Ashley share a love of oversized [...]

They say that twins share everything, and I guess it’s true. Mary Kate and Ashley share a love of oversized fur coats and eating disorders. Tia and Tamera probably share the same weavologist. So I guess it should come as no surprise that Australian twins Anna and Lucy DeCinque share everything, from their plastic surgeon to their boyfriend. The twins have spent over $200,000 on plastic surgeries to l... More...


By • Mar 11th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


How to Ask For Sex in Different Languages

TweetOne of the most important parts of taking a vacation is getting laid. There is nothing better than escaping to [...]

One of the most important parts of taking a vacation is getting laid. There is nothing better than escaping to a foreign destination and slipping into a strange foreign man that doesn’t speak your language. That being said, even though “fuck-me-eyes” are a pretty universal language, it is very helpful to know how to ask for a good plowing. To celebrate that, here are a few ways to ask for sex ... More...


By • Feb 9th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Match Made in Heaven: Woman With Two Vaginas Marries Man With Two Penises

TweetIn honor of Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought I would spend some time focusing on the great romances of [...]

In honor of Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought I would spend some time focusing on the great romances of our time. I’m sorry if that headline came off as breaking news, but I really couldn’t think of any other way to say it. Blanche Dumas (ironically, my drag name) was born in the 1800s. She had three legs, four tits, and two vaginas, and made a living as a high class hooker (nicknamed the ... More...


By • Feb 4th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Dick Pic Etiquette: The Ins and Outs of Taking and Sending Penis Photography

TweetEveryone (even gay guys) like a good tit pic, but dick pics are an entirely different story. Tit pics can [...]

Everyone (even gay guys) like a good tit pic, but dick pics are an entirely different story. Tit pics can be appreciated for their aesthetic quality, lighting, and overall beauty. Dick pics serve only three purposes: to try and entice someone into slapping a beej onto said dick, for girls to share with friends and incite pride at the elasticity of their vaginas, and to make fun of. Even as a gay ... More...


By • Feb 2nd, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Tinderella: A Modern Social Networking Fairy Tale

TweetThe majority of us were raised on Disney movies with predictable plots, where the girl goes through trials and tribulations [...]

The majority of us were raised on Disney movies with predictable plots, where the girl goes through trials and tribulations to meet the guy, then somehow lands him and lives happily ever after (even though chances are the princes were actually drunks, with mommy issues and a tendency to ejaculate prematurely). Even though times have changed, one could argue that romance really hasn’t. Yes, its ... More...


By • Jan 31st, 2014 • Category: Dating, Internet, Sex Life