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Flight Attendant Sentenced to Jail For Giving a Sleeping Straight Man a Blowjob

TweetIain Fisher, a flight attended for Ryanair has been sentenced to a year in jail for giving fellatio to a [...]

Iain Fisher, a flight attended for Ryanair has been sentenced to a year in jail for giving fellatio to a sleeping straight man. If I had a nickel for every time I gave a blowjob to a sleeping straight man I would have no nickels, because every straight man that has slept in the same bed as me has been unable to contain himself. Iain Fisher, a 23-year-old flight attendant has to spend a year in jail... More...


By • Sep 7th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


NSFW Disney Dicks

TweetThe Disney princes bare their penises, and all our childhood fantasies come true. If you were a child whore like [...]

The Disney princes bare their penises, and all our childhood fantasies come true. If you were a child whore like me, you always gave some thought to what the Disney princes looked like naked. Granted, the animators probably had an idea (and some rough late-night sketches) of what the Disney characters looked like in the buff, but we never got to see that in our youth. We were robbed of Disney dick... More...


By • Aug 24th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life



Man Dies From Death by Vibrator

TweetThe age-old question of whether you can die from using sex toys has finally been answered. I don’t use sex [...]

The age-old question of whether you can die from using sex toys has finally been answered. I don’t use sex toys very often (or ever, to be honest, since I have actual human dicks that are interested in my orifices), but I want to take a stand right here, right now, and say that if a sex toy ever gets jammed up my ass so far that I lose it, the emergency room is the first fucking place I will go. ... More...


By • Aug 22nd, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Cunnlingus How To: 7 Steps to Eat Vaj

TweetThe Cunnilingus How To guide you’ve been waiting for. Advice on how to properly eat a vagina. Yes, even though [...]

The Cunnilingus How To guide you’ve been waiting for. Advice on how to properly eat a vagina. Yes, even though I am gay I have performed oral sex on a girl before. It was a foursome with three other guys, in high school, and I only did it on the off chance that I could get with them too (which I later did), but I still took one for the team and played tonsil hockey with a fuzz box. Did I kn... More...


By • Aug 17th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


What Do Women Really Think of Dick Pics?

TweetA woman named Janet looks at, and responds to 89 dick pics. I am not regularly in the habit of [...]

A woman named Janet looks at, and responds to 89 dick pics. I am not regularly in the habit of sending and/or receiving dick pics. I know that may seem strange since I am a gay man, but I like to meet guys the old fashioned way; by getting drunk out at bars and going home with whoever is still standing at 4 AM. With the hookup culture more prevalent than ever though, nowadays it seems like even stra... More...


By • Aug 10th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


New Data Discovers Straight Guys Like Anal More Than Gay Guys

TweetNew data released by PornHub finds that heterosexuals like anal sex as much as homos. For all you anal virgins [...]

New data released by PornHub finds that heterosexuals like anal sex as much as homos. For all you anal virgins out there, I hate to burst your bubble butt, however it has been proven that non-gay men in America like anal sex as much as gays. The numbers are pretty staggering, with ass-related searches for homos at 5.78%, while non-homos come in at 7.24%. Pornhub also broke down the anal related sear... More...


By • Aug 3rd, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Could You Sum Up Your First Sexual Experience With a Gif?

TweetReddit Users were recently asked to sum up their first sexual experiences with a GIF. My first sexual experience was [...]

Reddit Users were recently asked to sum up their first sexual experiences with a GIF. My first sexual experience was on a piano bench. I gave a blowjob to my best friend’s boyfriend, and then freaked out in the middle, and stopped because I didn’t think I was gay. Then he started crying, so I finished him off to shut him up. First sexual experiences are pretty much defined by being awkward, beca... More...


By • Aug 3rd, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Sex Slang from the Past That Makes No Sense Today

TweetThese slang terms for sexual intercourse from the past 600 years would not work in the modern world, as I [...]

These slang terms for sexual intercourse from the past 600 years would not work in the modern world, as I have no idea what the fuck they mean. In my own personal vocabulary, I have no less than 100 ways to refer to sex. Sometimes I call it ‘going downtown to poundtown’, and other times I just call it ‘Friday night’. Our society has never been more open about sexuality, to the point where even... More...


By • Jul 27th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Legal Ways to Sell Your Body Online

TweetCompletely legal ways to make money online with your body. I have never technically sold my body, although I did [...]

Completely legal ways to make money online with your body. I have never technically sold my body, although I did have sex for a pair of shoes once. Transactional sex aside, if you are a little strapped for cash, there are plenty of other ways you can make money. Besides orifices, the human body has hundreds of other useful moving parts, so here are a few ways you can use what God gave you to make... More...


By • Jul 6th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


7 Unusual Uses for Lube

TweetLube can be used in a variety of unusual ways. Don’t let it go to waste even if you’ve hit [...]

Lube can be used in a variety of unusual ways. Don’t let it go to waste even if you’ve hit a dry spell (pun intended). 1. Get a ring off your finger. Ever put a ring on at the beginning of the day only to find that your slightly-swollen fingers won’t let go of it by the time you get home? Editor Aly Walansky recommends adding a drop or two of personal lubricant to the base of the ... More...


By • Apr 23rd, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life