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NSFW: Male Sex Dolls

TweetThese male sex dolls are so realistic, they might even fool your vagina. I won’t lie, I have always been [...]

These male sex dolls are so realistic, they might even fool your vagina. I won’t lie, I have always been kind of fascinated by the idea of sex dolls. Up until recently, sex dolls have consisted of vinyl blow up dolls with printed-on faces so off kilter they look like Lindsay Lohan trying to act. Computer technology has led to much more realistic versions of sex dolls, and a California based comp... More...


By • Nov 25th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Seals Raping Penguins

TweetApparently there are seal rapists stalking around the Antarctic. I know that human beings can get into some pretty raunchy [...]

Apparently there are seal rapists stalking around the Antarctic. I know that human beings can get into some pretty raunchy stuff, but I have recently learned that we have nothing on Seals, as there is documented evidence of seals having sex with penguins. Penguins have been known to get into some pretty freaky shit too, including necrophilia, sexual coercion, and sexual abuse of baby penguins (sad... More...


By • Nov 23rd, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life



Introducing the Traveling Whore Tour

TweetA Chinese teenager hopes to fund a trip across China with sex.  In traveling whore news, some 19-year-old Chinese chick [...]

A Chinese teenager hopes to fund a trip across China with sex.  In traveling whore news, some 19-year-old Chinese chick has decided to be a public prostitute, in exchange for a trip around her country. Ju Peng has decided that she wants to see the rest of China, and is willing to use her vagina to do it. Her plan is to attract wealthy, attractive, under 30 men to pay for her trip to their city in e... More...


By • Oct 28th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


How to Grow Potato Roots Out of Your Vagina

TweetA Colombian woman grew potato roots out of her vagina, because she was told it was an effective form of [...]

A Colombian woman grew potato roots out of her vagina, because she was told it was an effective form of birth control. It always boggles my mind when bat-shit crazy stuff happens anywhere outside of Asia. A 22-year old Colombian woman got some really bad advice from her mom when she was told that a potato in the vagina would prevent pregnancy. I don’t know if this is a result of some crazy Colo... More...


By • Oct 5th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Sex in an MRI Scanner

TweetHave you ever wanted to view sex from a different perspective? At its best, sex is a choreographed, graceful dance [...]

Have you ever wanted to view sex from a different perspective? At its best, sex is a choreographed, graceful dance between two bodies forming a natural, spiritual connection. At its worst, sex is two sweaty animals drunkenly pumping away behind a bar and lounge dumpster in Southern Alabama, without even spilling their beers. Sex can be a lot of things, but there is no denying that it is a very inti... More...


By • Sep 23rd, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Analingus: A Straight Person’s Guide to Eating Ass

TweetAsshole: Its what’s for dinner. In case you were wondering, booty-eating is not just for gay guys anymore. In recent [...]

Asshole: Its what’s for dinner. In case you were wondering, booty-eating is not just for gay guys anymore. In recent times we have seen heterosexuals jumping on the anal bandwagon, with more and more straight guys knocking on the backdoor, eager to be let in. The butthole seems to be having a renaissance, where it is no longer taboo to stick a finger, a dick, or even a tongue in the holiest of p... More...


By • Sep 21st, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Male Birth Control is Finally Almost Here

TweetMale birth control will soon become a reality. Future baby daddies everywhere can rejoice, for there will soon be a [...]

Male birth control will soon become a reality. Future baby daddies everywhere can rejoice, for there will soon be a non-surgical form of male birth control, available to pro basketball players and the general public as soon as next year. For years, girls have been worried about whether or not they took the pill, and guys have been using it as an excuse to bareback with drunk sorority whores. No more... More...


By • Sep 16th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Understanding the Penis: Morning Wood, Demystified

TweetMorning wood: the scientific reason men get erections in the morning. If you have ever woken up to the feeling [...]

Morning wood: the scientific reason men get erections in the morning. If you have ever woken up to the feeling of your boyfriend’s huge boner poking you upon the precipice of your rectum, you probably thought one of two things: 1) Party time, or 2) What exactly is the story behind morning glory? For those of you who chose the first response, I applaud you. For those who chose the second, there is a... More...


By • Sep 14th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Flight Attendant Sentenced to Jail For Giving a Sleeping Straight Man a Blowjob

TweetIain Fisher, a flight attended for Ryanair has been sentenced to a year in jail for giving fellatio to a [...]

Iain Fisher, a flight attended for Ryanair has been sentenced to a year in jail for giving fellatio to a sleeping straight man. If I had a nickel for every time I gave a blowjob to a sleeping straight man I would have no nickels, because every straight man that has slept in the same bed as me has been unable to contain himself. Iain Fisher, a 23-year-old flight attendant has to spend a year in jail... More...


By • Sep 7th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


NSFW Disney Dicks

TweetThe Disney princes bare their penises, and all our childhood fantasies come true. If you were a child whore like [...]

The Disney princes bare their penises, and all our childhood fantasies come true. If you were a child whore like me, you always gave some thought to what the Disney princes looked like naked. Granted, the animators probably had an idea (and some rough late-night sketches) of what the Disney characters looked like in the buff, but we never got to see that in our youth. We were robbed of Disney dick... More...


By • Aug 24th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life