Archives for the ‘Sex Life’ Category
How to Stop Taking Your Relationship For Granted
Tweet I’ve been in enough relationships to know that around the 3-year mark, you start to get a little fidgety. [...]
I’ve been in enough relationships to know that around the 3-year mark, you start to get a little fidgety. After spending a considerable amount of time with someone, it is natural to get used to him or her, and perhaps take him or her for granted. Left unchecked, this behavior can ultimately destroy a relationship, which would obviously suck balls. So just in case you are taking your partn... More...
By Gary • May 7th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
Five Sex Tips You Can Learn From a Stripper
Tweet I don’t know if stripping is considered a part of the sex industry, but I know enough strippers to [...]
I don’t know if stripping is considered a part of the sex industry, but I know enough strippers to know that it is a sexy job, and taking your clothes off for money makes it pretty easy to get laid. Thus, if you need sex tips, there are definitely worse places to get them than from a stripper. Transactional sex is still good sex: It doesn’t matter if you are doing it for cold, hard ... More...
By Gary • May 5th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
How to Avoid Becoming a Cat Lady
Tweet Look around your apartment. Are there at least 3 random cats lounging around, plotting to kill you in your [...]
Look around your apartment. Are there at least 3 random cats lounging around, plotting to kill you in your sleep? Do these cats have strange names like Mr. Winkles, Marisa Cooper, and Tinkersmell? Do you work at an animal shelter, by any chance? Have your vagina been bone dry for the past year? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you might be in danger of becoming a cat lady. No fear ... More...
By Gary • Apr 30th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
The Vegan Stripper Movement Gains Momentum in Portland
Tweet I bet you didn’t even know there was a vegan stripper movement, did you? Casa Diablo, a strip club [...]
I bet you didn’t even know there was a vegan stripper movement, did you? Casa Diablo, a strip club in Portland, Oregon prides itself on serving only vegan food and employing only vegan strippers. Is your mind as blown as mine is? First off, strip clubs are supposed to be sleazy, as a rule. You can aggrandize it all you want and say that stripping is empowering to women, and an art form. At th... More...
By Gary • Apr 25th, 2013 • Category: Cities, Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
Dates on a Plane: Virgin Airlines is Now Stalker-Friendly
Tweet Virgin Airlines has made it that much easier for people to stalk you, by implementing programs that allow you [...]
Virgin Airlines has made it that much easier for people to stalk you, by implementing programs that allow you to send food and gifts to other passengers, and then chat with them using the in-flight entertainment console. Virgin Airlines is one of my favorite airlines. Why? They call themselves Virgin, even though the inside of the cabin looks like a coked-up nightclub wet dream. They also have ... More...
By Gary • Apr 24th, 2013 • Category: Dating, FOOD AND TRAVEL, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life, Vacations
Top Five Ways To Get Revenge on a Cheating Ex
Tweet Cheating sucks. In my mind, cheating on your lover is a very cowardly thing to do, and one of [...]
Cheating sucks. In my mind, cheating on your lover is a very cowardly thing to do, and one of the worst ways you can hurt a person. The reason for this is that you take something that is about you (your insecurity or horniness) and use it to hurt someone else, irreparably. Your cheating has nothing to do with your partner. So, naturally, sometimes your partner may want to get revenge. Here are t... More...
By Gary • Apr 24th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
Does Your Man Know His Way Around the Kitchen?
Tweet There are many benefits to being with a man that can cook, the least of which is that it [...]
There are many benefits to being with a man that can cook, the least of which is that it challenges classic gender roles and illustrates that your guy isn’t afraid to step outside the box. “He knew you were trying to lose 5 lbs so he made fruit for dinner.” Breakfast in Bed- I don’t know about you, but the first thing I think of in the morning is food. Or sex. Or sex, then ... More...
By Gary • Apr 23rd, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
Seven Necessary Tips On How To Deal With A Breakup
Tweet It’s no secret that breakups aren’t easy. In fact, I will go so far as to say that breakups [...]
It’s no secret that breakups aren’t easy. In fact, I will go so far as to say that breakups are a bitch. Here are seven tips and tricks on how to deal with your failed relationship. Don’t even bother to try and stay friends. You can’t immediately jump into a friendship with someone who has constantly been inside you for the past 2 years (whether physically or emotionally). Most ... More...
By Gary • Apr 16th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
How to Say “Lets Have Sex” In Five Different Languages
Tweet They say that love is the universal language, but I prefer to think of it as sex. Sex has [...]
They say that love is the universal language, but I prefer to think of it as sex. Sex has been used for thousands of years as a bargaining tool, a way to pass the time, and something to experiment with. Love is a little more hard to come by, and a lot harder to sustain for a reasonable amount of time. For this reason, it is important to know how to ask for sex in many different ways. Here are 5... More...
By Gary • Apr 7th, 2013 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
Beating the “Greener Grass” Syndrome. Three Ways to Reinvigorate Your Relationship
Tweet Its no secret that long term relationships are a bitch. No matter how compatible you are with your partner [...]
Its no secret that long term relationships are a bitch. No matter how compatible you are with your partner it is inevitable that at some point your eye will start to wander a bit. Human nature is a bitch, too. Luckily, even though the grass always seems greener, it normally isn’t. Here are a few ways to re-invigorate your relationship. 1. Commit to getting out of your comfort zone. Habit... More...
By Gary • Apr 2nd, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
