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STI Detection Condoms

TweetColor changing condoms can help assist in STI detection– because nobody wants warts. If you have ever wondered if the [...]

Color changing condoms can help assist in STI detection– because nobody wants warts. If you have ever wondered if the random bar-fly guido you picked up on a desperate night in Midtown has herpes, now you can find out in the privacy of your own home. Three teenagers of undetermined ethnic heritage named Daanyaal Ali, Chirag Shah, and Muaz Nawaz recently won a TeenTech award for their idea to c... More...


By • Jun 26th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life



Introducing the Condomerie

TweetIf you are looking for condom knowledge, look no further than the Condomerie. I like to think I am pretty [...]

If you are looking for condom knowledge, look no further than the Condomerie. I like to think I am pretty knowledgeable about condoms, meaning that I know where to get them, how to put them on, and how to dispose of them by hiding them under something in the trash so I don’t look like a whore to my roommates. Little did I know, however, that there is a vast depository of information about condoms in t... More...


By • Jun 23rd, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


America’s First Scary Clown Escort

TweetMeet Sugar Weasel, America’s first clown escort. I would be lying if I said I didn’t have a mild clown [...]

Meet Sugar Weasel, America’s first clown escort. I would be lying if I said I didn’t have a mild clown fetish, but I have never before considered hiring a clown escort. After seeing Sugar Weasel, I am still not considering it but I thought I should definitely share this anyway. Sugar Weasel is America’s first scary clown escort, and has been turning tricks (get it?) since the 90s.  He star... More...


By • Jun 16th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Woman Trades Blowjobs For a Truck

TweetA woman offers a year of blowjobs in exchange for a truck. I have exchanged some pretty crazy things for [...]

A woman offers a year of blowjobs in exchange for a truck. I have exchanged some pretty crazy things for sex over the years, but I have never been so ballsy as to try and trade blowjobs for a truck. This woman has more balls than me apparently, because she tried to trade a years worth of blowies for a $1750 truck. If you do the math, it comes out to roughly $5 per blowjob, so she is probably gett... More...


By • May 24th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Study Finds Millennials Are Less Slutty Than Their Parents

TweetA new study finds that millennials have fewer sex partners than their parents. Hooray for less slutty tendencies? We live [...]

A new study finds that millennials have fewer sex partners than their parents. Hooray for less slutty tendencies? We live in the age of the hookup culture, so I know you may find this suprising, but it turns out that today’s generation isn’t that slutty. According to a study of 33,000 U.S. adults conducted between 1972 and 2012, millennials average around 8 sexual partners, while Generation X av... More...


By • May 17th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


What To Do If You Have Two Vaginas

TweetA Youtube star recently revealed she has a pair of vaginas. Gutter whores around the world are seething with jealousy [...]

A Youtube star recently revealed she has a pair of vaginas. Gutter whores around the world are seething with jealousy about learning that Youtube star Cassandra Bankson has two vaginas. The condition is called uterus didelphys, and occurs in utero when the two small tubes that normally join together to form one vagina never fully connect. As a result, Bankson has two vaginas, two cervixes, and two ... More...


By • May 3rd, 2015 • Category: HEALTH, Sex Life


Photos of The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Contest

TweetPhotos from the 2014 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant. I am no stranger to crazy events held in tiny bars [...]

Photos from the 2014 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant. I am no stranger to crazy events held in tiny bars in Brooklyn, but I can honestly say I have never been to the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant. The second annual event drew a crazy crowd at Kings Bar in Bushwick, focusing on awarding the guy with the smallest dick a glitter encrusted penis crown. A New Delhi native/advertiser named Raj ... More...


By • Apr 26th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Healthy Reasons to Have Sex Every Night

TweetAs it turns out, having regular sex is good for your health. Here are a few healthy reasons to have [...]

As it turns out, having regular sex is good for your health. Here are a few healthy reasons to have sex every night: In the best news ever for college frat boys, it turns out that regular sex is really good for you. I don’t know why anyone who isn’t Catholic would be surprised by this, because sex feels so great that it must be good for you, right? I finally understand how I have managed to s... More...


By • Apr 21st, 2015 • Category: HEALTH, Sex Life


Do Women Carry DNA of Guys They Screw?

TweetA new study finds that women carry DNA of their sexual partners for life. I used to keep a list [...]

A new study finds that women carry DNA of their sexual partners for life. I used to keep a list of people that I had slept with. When the list reached around 75 people (guys and girls) I decided to scrap it all together. Basically, I can’t count that high, and don’t want to count that high when I am talking about people I have dicked around with. A new study finds that women don’t need to m... More...


By • Apr 19th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


HBO Should Show More Dongs

TweetIsn’t it high time HBO showed as many dongs as it does breasts? I am of the opinion that we [...]

Isn’t it high time HBO showed as many dongs as it does breasts? I am of the opinion that we are ass-backwards when it comes to nudity in America. It seems to me like the people of other countries have a much healthier attitude when it comes to body issues and self esteem because they are raised to accept nudity instead of shunning it. This double standard that forces women to cover their tits when... More...


By • Apr 7th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life