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Introducing the Traveling Whore Tour

TweetA Chinese teenager hopes to fund a trip across China with sex.  In traveling whore news, some 19-year-old Chinese chick [...]

A Chinese teenager hopes to fund a trip across China with sex.  In traveling whore news, some 19-year-old Chinese chick has decided to be a public prostitute, in exchange for a trip around her country. Ju Peng has decided that she wants to see the rest of China, and is willing to use her vagina to do it. Her plan is to attract wealthy, attractive, under 30 men to pay for her trip to their city in e... More...


By • Oct 28th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


How to Grow Potato Roots Out of Your Vagina

TweetA Colombian woman grew potato roots out of her vagina, because she was told it was an effective form of [...]

A Colombian woman grew potato roots out of her vagina, because she was told it was an effective form of birth control. It always boggles my mind when bat-shit crazy stuff happens anywhere outside of Asia. A 22-year old Colombian woman got some really bad advice from her mom when she was told that a potato in the vagina would prevent pregnancy. I don’t know if this is a result of some crazy Colo... More...


By • Oct 5th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life



Sex in an MRI Scanner

TweetHave you ever wanted to view sex from a different perspective? At its best, sex is a choreographed, graceful dance [...]

Have you ever wanted to view sex from a different perspective? At its best, sex is a choreographed, graceful dance between two bodies forming a natural, spiritual connection. At its worst, sex is two sweaty animals drunkenly pumping away behind a bar and lounge dumpster in Southern Alabama, without even spilling their beers. Sex can be a lot of things, but there is no denying that it is a very inti... More...


By • Sep 23rd, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Analingus: A Straight Person’s Guide to Eating Ass

TweetAsshole: Its what’s for dinner. In case you were wondering, booty-eating is not just for gay guys anymore. In recent [...]

Asshole: Its what’s for dinner. In case you were wondering, booty-eating is not just for gay guys anymore. In recent times we have seen heterosexuals jumping on the anal bandwagon, with more and more straight guys knocking on the backdoor, eager to be let in. The butthole seems to be having a renaissance, where it is no longer taboo to stick a finger, a dick, or even a tongue in the holiest of p... More...


By • Sep 21st, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Male Birth Control is Finally Almost Here

TweetMale birth control will soon become a reality. Future baby daddies everywhere can rejoice, for there will soon be a [...]

Male birth control will soon become a reality. Future baby daddies everywhere can rejoice, for there will soon be a non-surgical form of male birth control, available to pro basketball players and the general public as soon as next year. For years, girls have been worried about whether or not they took the pill, and guys have been using it as an excuse to bareback with drunk sorority whores. No more... More...


By • Sep 16th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Understanding the Penis: Morning Wood, Demystified

TweetThe scientific reason men get erections in the morning. If you have ever woken up to the feeling of your [...]

The scientific reason men get erections in the morning. If you have ever woken up to the feeling of your boyfriend’s huge boner poking you upon the precipice of your rectum, you probably thought one of two things: 1) Party time, or 2) What exactly is the story behind morning glory? For those of you who chose the first response, I applaud you. For those who chose the second, there is actually a sc... More...


By • Sep 14th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Flight Attendant Sentenced to Jail For Giving a Sleeping Straight Man a Blowjob

TweetIain Fisher, a flight attended for Ryanair has been sentenced to a year in jail for giving fellatio to a [...]

Iain Fisher, a flight attended for Ryanair has been sentenced to a year in jail for giving fellatio to a sleeping straight man. If I had a nickel for every time I gave a blowjob to a sleeping straight man I would have no nickels, because every straight man that has slept in the same bed as me has been unable to contain himself. Iain Fisher, a 23-year-old flight attendant has to spend a year in jail... More...


By • Sep 7th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


NSFW Disney Dicks

TweetThe Disney princes bare their penises, and all our childhood fantasies come true. If you were a child whore like [...]

The Disney princes bare their penises, and all our childhood fantasies come true. If you were a child whore like me, you always gave some thought to what the Disney princes looked like naked. Granted, the animators probably had an idea (and some rough late-night sketches) of what the Disney characters looked like in the buff, but we never got to see that in our youth. We were robbed of Disney dick... More...


By • Aug 24th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Man Dies From Death by Vibrator

TweetThe age-old question of whether you can die from using sex toys has finally been answered. I don’t use sex [...]

The age-old question of whether you can die from using sex toys has finally been answered. I don’t use sex toys very often (or ever, to be honest, since I have actual human dicks that are interested in my orifices), but I want to take a stand right here, right now, and say that if a sex toy ever gets jammed up my ass so far that I lose it, the emergency room is the first fucking place I will go. ... More...


By • Aug 22nd, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


7 Steps to Perform Perfect Cunnilingus

TweetAdvice on how to properly eat a vagina. Yes, even though I am gay I have performed oral sex on [...]

Advice on how to properly eat a vagina. Yes, even though I am gay I have performed oral sex on a girl before. It was a foursome with three other guys, in high school, and I only did it on the off chance that I could get with them too (which I later did), but I still took one for the team and played tonsil hockey with a fuzz box. Did I know what I was doing? FUCK no. I have given much advice over the ... More...


By • Aug 17th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life