Archives for the ‘SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS’ Category
Have You Ever Wanted Your Own Personal Helicopter?
Tweet Helicopters are an easy way to get from place to place, if you don’t mind the constant threat of [...]
Helicopters are an easy way to get from place to place, if you don’t mind the constant threat of a fatal death spiral. Introducing the “Zero” personal helicopter, for all your personal helicoptering needs. The name “zero” stands for your zero chance of survival, should you crash this thing. Seriously, the scariest part of a helicopter ride is the fact that the sides... More...
By Gary • Apr 26th, 2013 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Toys
Three Hipster Mistakes That You Shouldn’t Make
Tweet Being a tatted up, edgy hipster might seem like a cool idea when you are young and wild, but [...]
Being a tatted up, edgy hipster might seem like a cool idea when you are young and wild, but what happens when your life goes from indie bands and irony to infant children and ironing your socks? Here are three classic hipster mistakes that you should try not to make in your youth, lest you regret them in adulthood. Ironic tattoos- Irony is actually my first language, followed closely by Gay, ... More...
By Gary • Apr 26th, 2013 • Category: Adult Health, Advice, ENTERTAINMENT, HEALTH, Skin
The Vegan Stripper Movement Gains Momentum in Portland
Tweet I bet you didn’t even know there was a vegan stripper movement, did you? Casa Diablo, a strip club [...]
I bet you didn’t even know there was a vegan stripper movement, did you? Casa Diablo, a strip club in Portland, Oregon prides itself on serving only vegan food and employing only vegan strippers. Is your mind as blown as mine is? First off, strip clubs are supposed to be sleazy, as a rule. You can aggrandize it all you want and say that stripping is empowering to women, and an art form. At th... More...
By Gary • Apr 25th, 2013 • Category: Cities, Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
Dates on a Plane: Virgin Airlines is Now Stalker-Friendly
Tweet Virgin Airlines has made it that much easier for people to stalk you, by implementing programs that allow you [...]
Virgin Airlines has made it that much easier for people to stalk you, by implementing programs that allow you to send food and gifts to other passengers, and then chat with them using the in-flight entertainment console. Virgin Airlines is one of my favorite airlines. Why? They call themselves Virgin, even though the inside of the cabin looks like a coked-up nightclub wet dream. They also have ... More...
By Gary • Apr 24th, 2013 • Category: Dating, FOOD AND TRAVEL, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life, Vacations
Link Love: Eco Edition
Tweet The best of the best eco-friendly beauty products [I Have A Degree In This] How to make your spring [...]
The best of the best eco-friendly beauty products [I Have A Degree In This] How to make your spring cleaning green – the easy way [iVillage] 6 ways to sweat-proof your look [Beauty Blogging Junkie] Anne Frank responds to Justin Bieber [Funny Not Slutty] Ways to improve your day in 5 minutes [Endless Beauty] Steven Spielberg makes Time’s 100 Most Influential List [Haute Living] Would you w... More...
By emilyc • Apr 24th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, CELEBS, ENTERTAINMENT, FAMILY, FASHION, FOOD AND TRAVEL, HEALTH, HOME AND REAL ESTATE, Wedding
Top Five Ways To Get Revenge on a Cheating Ex
Tweet Cheating sucks. In my mind, cheating on your lover is a very cowardly thing to do, and one of [...]
Cheating sucks. In my mind, cheating on your lover is a very cowardly thing to do, and one of the worst ways you can hurt a person. The reason for this is that you take something that is about you (your insecurity or horniness) and use it to hurt someone else, irreparably. Your cheating has nothing to do with your partner. So, naturally, sometimes your partner may want to get revenge. Here are t... More...
By Gary • Apr 24th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
Life Advice From An Intern Part VIII
Life Advice From An Intern Part XIII
1. Hug your friends. 2. I am so simple and used to being single, the fact that someone wants to walk me to class, buy me coffee, or bring me flowers, and take me to dinner is the craziest notion. 3. How often do you think about what you say? 4. It is definitely okay for a woman to initiate the first kiss. In fact, I recommend it. 5. Ain’t no body got time for bombs. Peace is where it is at... More...
By Casey • Apr 23rd, 2013 • Category: Advice, BEAUTY, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Does Your Man Know His Way Around the Kitchen?
Tweet There are many benefits to being with a man that can cook, the least of which is that it [...]
There are many benefits to being with a man that can cook, the least of which is that it challenges classic gender roles and illustrates that your guy isn’t afraid to step outside the box. “He knew you were trying to lose 5 lbs so he made fruit for dinner.” Breakfast in Bed- I don’t know about you, but the first thing I think of in the morning is food. Or sex. Or sex, then ... More...
By Gary • Apr 23rd, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
Awkward Spotting: Adults-Only Anne Geddes- Inspired Portraits
Tweet The only thing more weird and awkward than a baby posing in an Anne Geddes portrait is seeing the [...]
The only thing more weird and awkward than a baby posing in an Anne Geddes portrait is seeing the same over-staged flowery strangeness with an adult model. I will be the first to admit that Anne Geddes has cornered her market on posing babies in unlikely and unrealistically adorable backdrops. That being said, I think the babies often look like undercooked fetuses that have been fed tranquilizers. Too m... More...
By Gary • Apr 23rd, 2013 • Category: Art, ENTERTAINMENT, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Totally Ridiculous Wedding Photos
Tweet If its one word that comes to mind when I think of my own wedding, its ridiculous. People spend [...]
If its one word that comes to mind when I think of my own wedding, its ridiculous. People spend exorbitant amounts of time, money, and energy on their weddings, only to stress out about it so much that they end up with honeymoon hemorrhoids. I want my wedding to be super memorable, but whether it becomes so because it is touching and beautiful, or because a stripper popped out of the cake and p... More...
By Gary • Apr 21st, 2013 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Wedding
