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The Super Creepy Hugging Chair

TweetIf you are feeling lonely, buy a creepy hugging chair from Japan. I’m not really much of a hugger. In [...]

If you are feeling lonely, buy a creepy hugging chair from Japan. I’m not really much of a hugger. In fact, my friends have told me that my hugs resemble the cold touch of one of Death’s skeleton fingers, clasping onto their shoulders on a cold autumn night. I am also a one-hugger, putting as much effort into my hugs as I do early morning hand jobs. I keep it this way, because I don’t actually unde... More...


By • Oct 12th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys


The #1 Reason You Should Stay in School

TweetThis Australian PSA offers a very compelling reason to stay in school.     When I was a teenager, I [...]

This Australian PSA offers a very compelling reason to stay in school.     When I was a teenager, I obviously skipped a lot of school. I never quit though, because I didn’t want to be trapped in the shitbox I grew up in. I didn’t know at the time that college would be a complete waste of my time, but it got me out of the Florida panhandle, so I guess I should just shut up and be than... More...


By • Oct 10th, 2014 • Category: Advice, FAMILY



Introducing the Penis Transplant

TweetLab-grown penis transplant trials will soon be entering the human testing phase. Girl meets boy. Boy is perfect on paper, [...]

Lab-grown penis transplant trials will soon be entering the human testing phase. Girl meets boy. Boy is perfect on paper, and is great with her family. Girl really likes boy, so she decides to keep her legs closed for once. Girl falls for boy and marries him. On their wedding night, girl realizes boy’s penis doesn’t even reach her vagina. Girl is shit out of luck. This scenario happens all too ... More...


By • Oct 7th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Skin


How to Grow Potato Roots Out of Your Vagina

TweetA Colombian woman grew potato roots out of her vagina, because she was told it was an effective form of [...]

A Colombian woman grew potato roots out of her vagina, because she was told it was an effective form of birth control. It always boggles my mind when bat-shit crazy stuff happens anywhere outside of Asia. A 22-year old Colombian woman got some really bad advice from her mom when she was told that a potato in the vagina would prevent pregnancy. I don’t know if this is a result of some crazy Colo... More...


By • Oct 5th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Tinder Fat Suit Dating

TweetMen and women react very differently to online dating when there is a fat suit involved. Online dating is a [...]

Men and women react very differently to online dating when there is a fat suit involved. Online dating is a necessary evil. None of us want to say we do it, but we have to admit that it’s almost impossible not to, in this day and age. One third of married couples in the US met online, so I guess they must be doing something right (or wrong, depending on how you look at marriage). For all of us w... More...


By • Sep 30th, 2014 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Paris Best: Beauty Secrets

TweetIf you’re like most women around the world, you’re probably wondering about those French beauty secrets. …and why wouldn’t you? [...]

If you’re like most women around the world, you’re probably wondering about those French beauty secrets. …and why wouldn’t you? Parisian women especially live up quite the reputation: having perfect skin, shiny hair, and slim silhouettes. Their perfection is pretty overwhelming…which is why I’ve put together this list of five, simple beauty tips from the Parisians we c... More...


By • Sep 29th, 2014 • Category: Advice, BEAUTY, Hair, Skin


Sex in an MRI Scanner

TweetHave you ever wanted to view sex from a different perspective? At its best, sex is a choreographed, graceful dance [...]

Have you ever wanted to view sex from a different perspective? At its best, sex is a choreographed, graceful dance between two bodies forming a natural, spiritual connection. At its worst, sex is two sweaty animals drunkenly pumping away behind a bar and lounge dumpster in Southern Alabama, without even spilling their beers. Sex can be a lot of things, but there is no denying that it is a very inti... More...


By • Sep 23rd, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Analingus: A Straight Person’s Guide to Eating Ass

TweetAsshole: Its what’s for dinner. In case you were wondering, booty-eating is not just for gay guys anymore. In recent [...]

Asshole: Its what’s for dinner. In case you were wondering, booty-eating is not just for gay guys anymore. In recent times we have seen heterosexuals jumping on the anal bandwagon, with more and more straight guys knocking on the backdoor, eager to be let in. The butthole seems to be having a renaissance, where it is no longer taboo to stick a finger, a dick, or even a tongue in the holiest of p... More...


By • Sep 21st, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Male Birth Control is Finally Almost Here

TweetMale birth control will soon become a reality. Future baby daddies everywhere can rejoice, for there will soon be a [...]

Male birth control will soon become a reality. Future baby daddies everywhere can rejoice, for there will soon be a non-surgical form of male birth control, available to pro basketball players and the general public as soon as next year. For years, girls have been worried about whether or not they took the pill, and guys have been using it as an excuse to bareback with drunk sorority whores. No more... More...


By • Sep 16th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Understanding the Penis: Morning Wood, Demystified

TweetMorning wood: the scientific reason men get erections in the morning. If you have ever woken up to the feeling [...]

Morning wood: the scientific reason men get erections in the morning. If you have ever woken up to the feeling of your boyfriend’s huge boner poking you upon the precipice of your rectum, you probably thought one of two things: 1) Party time, or 2) What exactly is the story behind morning glory? For those of you who chose the first response, I applaud you. For those who chose the second, there is a... More...


By • Sep 14th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life