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Introducing a Pregnant Married Lesbian Throuple

TweetMembers of the Bush family everywhere are rolling over in their graves.  Three lesbians from Massachusetts named Doll, Kitten, and [...]

Members of the Bush family everywhere are rolling over in their graves.  Three lesbians from Massachusetts named Doll, Kitten, and Brynn Young have proclaimed themselves a married “throuple” and are expecting their first child together. Brynn and Kitten were married a few years ago in Massachusetts, but have recently added Doll to their roster of lesbian sister wives. Kitten is 6 months preg... More...


By • May 6th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, WEDDING


Teenager Feeds Bullies Semen-Filled Cupcakes

TweetSometimes I wish I were still in high school. I feel this way mostly because with social media nowadays, I [...]

Sometimes I wish I were still in high school. I feel this way mostly because with social media nowadays, I would have slept with a lot more bi-curious/confused guys, but also because apparently they now serve semen-filled cupcakes. Who ever said high school cafeteria food was disgusting is going to have to reconsider their position. Since we are no stranger here to dick-related baked goods, we obvi... More...


By • May 6th, 2014 • Category: Food, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS



Top Five Things Men Would Do For Sex

TweetThe funny thing about being a guy is, the hornier you are, the more things you are willing to do [...]

The funny thing about being a guy is, the hornier you are, the more things you are willing to do for sex. I have seen guys lower their standards so much they slept with lagoon creatures on top of pool tables to get their rocks off. Call it a fluke of biology, but horny men become helpless animals that are unable to make logical decisions. If you want proof, here are some photos from a gameshow that... More...


By • Apr 30th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Five Benefits of Stress

TweetIf you are a grown ass woman, chances are you have a little experience with stress. If you are like [...]

If you are a grown ass woman, chances are you have a little experience with stress. If you are like me, the second you turned 18, a ton of bills, credit cards, social responsibilities, relationships, and unwanted pregnancies hit you like a ton of bricks, and haven’t stopped since. While stress definitely sucks mountains of balls, there are also some benefits to constantly being wired. Since I am... More...


By • Apr 29th, 2014 • Category: HEALTH, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Introducing the Automatic Sperm Extractor

TweetFunny story, my nickname in high school was sperm extractor. It still is, in fact. The automatic sperm extractor is [...]

Funny story, my nickname in high school was sperm extractor. It still is, in fact. The automatic sperm extractor is used in China to manually stimulate men in order to collect sperm samples for infertility treatments. I have no idea why it even exists, since I have two automatic sperm extractors attached to my body at the end of my arms. This gorgeous hunk of machinery was originally introduced via ... More...


By • Apr 29th, 2014 • Category: HEALTH, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Apparently, Promposals Are a Thing?

TweetI don’t know why anyone would want to make a big deal out of the day they had a baby [...]

I don’t know why anyone would want to make a big deal out of the day they had a baby in the toilet and promptly dropped it into the dumpster behind the school gym, but I guess some people view prom as a big deal. It makes sense because everyone knows that the guy you go to prom with is destined to be your future husband, so it is absolutely vital that your guy makes a huge spectacle out of the ... More...


By • Apr 27th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


The Best Dating Advice Comes From The 1930s—Obviously

TweetListen, I can bag a man for a date and make him take me to Per Se for dinner. I’m [...]

Listen, I can bag a man for a date and make him take me to Per Se for dinner. I’m pretty good at this whole dating thing. However, don’t quote me on that when it comes to me doing a walk of shame the next morning. I just never really had any kind of guide, letting me know that you don’t need to sleep with men just because they buy you dinner. If someone had let me in on that info... More...


By • Apr 25th, 2014 • Category: Dating, ENTERTAINMENT, Internet, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Your First Date Is Shorter Than You Think

TweetIt quickly occurred to me the other day that I was way off my 10-year plan. For one, I fully [...]

It quickly occurred to me the other day that I was way off my 10-year plan. For one, I fully planned on being married (and maybe even divorced) by the time I turned 23. Guess what?! I turn 23 in September and I can’t even hold down a steady relationship? This may also have to do with me feeling guilty about a good meal and sleeping with a man as a way of thanking him (sorry mom). READ MORE: RISK... More...


By • Apr 25th, 2014 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


7 Unusual Uses for Lube

TweetLube can be used in a variety of unusual ways. Don’t let it go to waste even if you’ve hit [...]

Lube can be used in a variety of unusual ways. Don’t let it go to waste even if you’ve hit a dry spell (pun intended). 1. Get a ring off your finger. Ever put a ring on at the beginning of the day only to find that your slightly-swollen fingers won’t let go of it by the time you get home? Editor Aly Walansky recommends adding a drop or two of personal lubricant to the base of the ... More...


By • Apr 23rd, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Dita Von Teese’s Tips To Seduction

TweetWhen it comes to the art of seduction, Dita Von Teese knows no bounds. A year or so ago, I [...]

When it comes to the art of seduction, Dita Von Teese knows no bounds. A year or so ago, I had the absolute pleasure of seeing Dita Von Teese walk a runway in a 3D printed dress. Let me tell you something, I have never been more attracted to a woman before in my life. There’s something about the way the professional seductress carries herself that makes my sexual walls crumble.  READ MORE: MIDT... More...


By • Apr 23rd, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life