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Dolphin Rape or Dolphin Seduction?

TweetDolphin rape or seduction? A Florida man claims he had a year-long romantic relationship with a dolphin. As you probably [...]

Dolphin rape or seduction? A Florida man claims he had a year-long romantic relationship with a dolphin. As you probably know, I am from Florida, so I am used to the general fuckery of it all at this point. Malcolm Brenner, a 83-year-old man from Florida is releasing a new documentary detailing his loving, sexual relationship with a bottlenose dolphin in 1971. Brenner used to work for the now defu... More...


By • Feb 6th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Houston Woman Marries Herself

TweetA 40-year-old Houston woman is now happily married to herself. I don’t know if this is going to be a [...]

A 40-year-old Houston woman is now happily married to herself. I don’t know if this is going to be a trend or just one crazy woman deciding to do something different, but Yasmin Eleby decided to make history by throwing a lavish wedding for herself. When she was younger, Yasmin told herself that if she wasn’t married by the time she was 40, she would throw a wedding anyway. She kept her promise this... More...


By • Feb 3rd, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, WEDDING



Bronzed Anus Chocolates

TweetThere is no better Valentine’s gift than cast bronze anus chocolates. If you are having some trouble thinking of the [...]

There is no better Valentine’s gift than cast bronze anus chocolates. If you are having some trouble thinking of the perfect gift for your boyfriend, you should seriously consider having chocolates made in the shape and form of your anus. Edible Anus, also known as my favorite new company, was created by genius Magnus Irvin, who originally cast his own anus in bronze, then created chocolates out ... More...


By • Feb 3rd, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Mormon Missionary Sex Positions

TweetTry one of these Mormon missionary sex positions to spice up your love life tonight. In the past, every time [...]

Try one of these Mormon missionary sex positions to spice up your love life tonight. In the past, every time a Mormon missionary knocked on my door, I hoped and prayed that he would be hot. Now I live in Harlem, so the missionaries don’t stop by as much. The Book of Mormon Missionary Sex Positions is a photography project by Neil DaCosta, originally meant to challenge the views on Proposition 8, b... More...


By • Feb 1st, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


The Biggest Fake Boobs in The World

TweetThis woman has the largest breast implants on planet Earth. If I were a straight guy, I would probably be [...]

This woman has the largest breast implants on planet Earth. If I were a straight guy, I would probably be a boob man. I believe this, because even though I am a gay guy, I am still a boob man. Thus, it is my sworn duty to report that I have discovered the biggest fake tits in the world, and (surprise) they aren’t American. German model Mayra Hills AKA Beshine has recently come out as owning the ... More...


By • Feb 1st, 2015 • Category: HEALTH, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Worst Valentine Ever: The Gift of Gross

TweetMy official Worst Valentine Ever award goes to the San Francisco Zoo for their current gift offerings. By donating $25, [...]

My official Worst Valentine Ever award goes to the San Francisco Zoo for their current gift offerings. By donating $25, patrons of the zoo can adopt a Madagascar hissing cockroach or a giant hairy scorpion in someone else’s name. Sort of perfect for the scorned lover, and I’m betting we can all think of a man or woman who deserves to be the patron saint of a caged cockroach. Your donation wins... More...


By • Jan 28th, 2015 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Would You Screw a Guy in Crochet Shorts?

TweetEtsy has made it possible to buy crochet shorts for your man. Whether you are stuck in the 70s, or [...]

Etsy has made it possible to buy crochet shorts for your man. Whether you are stuck in the 70s, or just enjoy a good joke, you should absolutely consider buying a pair of crochet shorts for the man in your life. Do you have a boyfriend who has pissed you off recently, and is too much of a nice guy to say no to anything? Gift him some crochet shorts and watch him try to stay in good spirits when he w... More...


By • Jan 25th, 2015 • Category: FASHION, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


NSFW: The Vajankle

TweetIntroducing a vagina/ankle sex toy, for all your masturbation needs. Just when Russia starts to fight against foot fetishists, the [...]

Introducing a vagina/ankle sex toy, for all your masturbation needs. Just when Russia starts to fight against foot fetishists, the rest of the world decides to embrace them. The vajankle is exactly what it sounds like- a rubber sex toy shaped like a foot, that includes a silicon vagina for his pleasure. I don’t even have enough WTFs in my lexicon of abbreviations to describe how I feel about this... More...


By • Jan 20th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys


Introducing a Hooker Museum in Idaho

TweetDiscover the history of prostitution at the Oasis Bordello Museum in Wallace, Idaho. A hooker museum, sigh. I know what [...]

Discover the history of prostitution at the Oasis Bordello Museum in Wallace, Idaho. A hooker museum, sigh. I know what you are thinking; the words Idaho and whorehouse are basically synonymous. Run by Madame Ginger, The Oasis Bordello was incredibly profitable in 1988, giving blowies and hand tugs to the tune of a million dollars a year (in todays standards). Unfortunately in 1988, word spread that... More...


By • Jan 13th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Sex Life


Scientists: Squirters Are Just Peeing Everywhere

TweetNew evidence suggests that ‘squirting’ fluids during sex are made up of mostly urine. Unfortunately, we live in a society [...]

New evidence suggests that ‘squirting’ fluids during sex are made up of mostly urine. Unfortunately, we live in a society where feminine sexuality has only recently become something we give a shit enough about to research. There are still a lot of unknowns about the vagina, including things like ‘g-spots’ and ‘female orgasms’ or whatever. I am definitely no expert on the matter, but I do... More...


By • Jan 11th, 2015 • Category: Adult Health, Sex Life