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Five Reasons To Let Your Boyfriend Win an Argument

TweetI have been known to be kind of competitive in my personal life. I am the type of person that [...]

I have been known to be kind of competitive in my personal life. I am the type of person that never really gets in arguments, mostly because I have convinced everyone in my life that I am always right about everything. On the off chance that I do get into a tiff with a friend though, I know when to admit I am wrong, when to stand up for myself, and when to just let them win. Straight relationships are ... More...


By • Mar 23rd, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Five Extreme Selfies You Shouldn’t Try At Home

TweetI will admit it, I am not that good at taking selfies. You might find that surprising since I am [...]

I will admit it, I am not that good at taking selfies. You might find that surprising since I am so devilishly handsome, but I am actually not that photogenic, and I have short arms like a tyrannosaurus rex. You should also probably steer clear of my pores for fear of being sucked in and assimilated into my body like a fucking angler fish. Some people are experts at selfies, though. The people in t... More...


By • Mar 9th, 2014 • Category: Advice, SHINFO



Dick Pic Etiquette: The Ins and Outs of Taking and Sending Penis Photography

TweetEveryone (even gay guys) like a good tit pic, but dick pics are an entirely different story. Tit pics can [...]

Everyone (even gay guys) like a good tit pic, but dick pics are an entirely different story. Tit pics can be appreciated for their aesthetic quality, lighting, and overall beauty. Dick pics serve only three purposes: to try and entice someone into slapping a beej onto said dick, for girls to share with friends and incite pride at the elasticity of their vaginas, and to make fun of. Even as a gay ... More...


By • Feb 2nd, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Three Examples of Real Life Monsters-In-Law

TweetIf you ask me this in public I will never admit it, but I actually like the movie Monster-In-Law despite [...]

If you ask me this in public I will never admit it, but I actually like the movie Monster-In-Law despite the fact that it involves Jennifer Lopez in an acting role. The idea of a monster-in-law began way before Jenny left the block however, and has deep-seated roots in history. Most of the married women I know can’t stand their mother-in-laws, and vice versa. The reason for this, is that mothers neve... More...


By • Jan 28th, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


The 5 Worst Ways to Break Up With Someone

TweetI know I write a lot about breakups, but that’s because I have dumped so many guys that I have [...]

I know I write a lot about breakups, but that’s because I have dumped so many guys that I have a lot of experience with it. Just like giving a blowjob, there is a wrong way, and a right way to break up with someone. I always think that being honest is the best way, but I will be the first to admit that I have taken the easy way out  on more than one occasion, and left a few guys feeling like thei... More...


By • Jan 1st, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


How To Create the Perfect Excuse

TweetI consider myself a pretty honest person, but I will be the first to admit that sometimes a little white [...]

I consider myself a pretty honest person, but I will be the first to admit that sometimes a little white lie is necessary. There are going to be plenty of times in your life when you will be invited or asked to do something, but the mere thought of being involved makes you want to gouge your eyeballs out with Steven Tyler’s free-basing spoon. In these instances it may be necessary to make up an e... More...


By • Dec 31st, 2013 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Five Ways to Appreciate Your Body When You Are Young

TweetThere are plenty of ways in which life fucks you over, but perhaps the most annoying is the particular irony [...]

There are plenty of ways in which life fucks you over, but perhaps the most annoying is the particular irony in the way that youth fades. You will never be more physically beautiful than when you are young, but youth comes with insecurity. So basically we are running around looking hot as hell but not confident enough to really enjoy it. By the time we are comfortable in our own skin, said skin has ... More...


By • Dec 22nd, 2013 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Advice From a Gay Guy: 8 Things You Shouldn’t Do in Front of Your New Boyfriend

TweetEvery relationship reaches certain milestones, from the first time your boyfriend sees you naked and plows you mercilessly, to the [...]

Every relationship reaches certain milestones, from the first time your boyfriend sees you naked and plows you mercilessly, to the first time you get food poisoning and he brings over warm broth, lemon scented air freshener, and an economy pack of Altoids. Eventually every relationship gets comfortable (if it lasts more than one night) and only you can gauge what is appropriate to do in front of y... More...


By • Dec 10th, 2013 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


How to Prevent Yourself From Getting Back With Your Ex

TweetWe have all suffered through breakups, and know that ex sex, while fun and exciting can sometimes have the horrible [...]

We have all suffered through breakups, and know that ex sex, while fun and exciting can sometimes have the horrible side effect of getting back together. I remember that my boyfriend and I broke up once, and afterwards he dyed his hair black. This convinced me that he had changed and we could make it work, so I tried again for another few months. Lo and behold he was still the little bitch he had ... More...


By • Dec 8th, 2013 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


The Pros and Cons of Long Distance Relationships

TweetI would never consider a long distance relationship.  I have a friend who has agreed to be in a committed [...]

I would never consider a long distance relationship.  I have a friend who has agreed to be in a committed LDR for 4 years, even though he has only been dating the guy for less than one. To me, he is setting himself up for failure, and I told him so. I believe that the point of a relationship is to fall in love and have experiences, sex, commitment, and sex, and sex, and sex with someone. In my m... More...


By • Nov 17th, 2013 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS