Archives for the ‘Advice’ Category
Reasons NOT To Marry Your Best Friend
Tweet People always love to say that they married their best friend. While I admit there are some appealing aspects [...]
People always love to say that they married their best friend. While I admit there are some appealing aspects to this, I also kind of believe that these people are full of sh!t. I have known my oldest best friend for over 20 years, and marrying him is the last thing I would ever do. In fact, the idea disgusts me. I love him more than life itself, and will undoubtedly spend the rest of my life with ... More...
By Gary • Jun 13th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life, Wedding
Life Advice From An Intern Part XV
Life Advice From An Intern Part XV
“Marrying the wrong person is a really bad idea.” My best friend’s dad. You wear John Lennon sunglasses, like Harry Potter, listen to Lana del Rey, and smoke American Spirits? How unique… A really great way to torture me is to put me on an airplane for five hours without being able to text. What do you do if a guy takes you on a date and then you take the subway back together and h... More...
By Casey • Jun 11th, 2013 • Category: Advice, BEAUTY, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
How To Spot A Gold Digger Like It’s Your Job
I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but…Okay wait, yeah, I am actually saying that.
If you’re reading this article right now you might be thinking to yourself, “Hey, isn’t it women that are typically gold diggers? And if so, why do I need to know how to spot one then?” Well little lady, the answer to your first question is a resounding yes. And as for your second question, because well, someone’s got to protect the men in your life, right? If your ... More...
By Elizabeth Mitchell • Jun 10th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, FAMILY, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
Three Ways to Carpe Diem, Today
Tweet They often say that time flies, but I kind of disagree. I think time disappears. One minute I am [...]
They often say that time flies, but I kind of disagree. I think time disappears. One minute I am a spindly little gay boy dreaming about how one day my life will be an episode of “Queer as Folk” (P.S. it was), and the next I am 30, and all I have to do to get into clubs without my I.D. is smile and count the crow’s feet. There are a lot of things we want for ourselves when we are young, and t... More...
By Gary • Jun 9th, 2013 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Life Advice From An Intern Part XIV
Life Advice From An Intern Part XIV
Things Emily forgot to tell me happen when dating someone new: You stop eating. Really, you feel like you can just live off each other and forget to eat food. The weight you loose in the first week comes back in the second. A good laugh, and a good night sleep can cure a lot. If you haven’t seen all three of the Before Sunset films with Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy, stop reading this artic... More...
By Casey • Jun 4th, 2013 • Category: Advice, BEAUTY, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
Three Things They Don’t Tell You About Love
Tweet Even though love should come with an instruction manual, unfortunately it does not. Wouldn’t it be great if you [...]
Even though love should come with an instruction manual, unfortunately it does not. Wouldn’t it be great if you could just look on the side of the cereal box of love and see that your new relationship is going to expire in 3 months and your man has a tendency to fart in his sleep? Even experts don’t have all the answers when it comes to love, which is why so many matchmakers are singl... More...
By Gary • Jun 4th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
Five Steps to Write Your Own Wedding Vows
Tweet Getting married is kind of a big deal, and there are a lot of things that probably scare you [...]
Getting married is kind of a big deal, and there are a lot of things that probably scare you shitless. That being said, if you ever decide to take this step, you should consider writing your own wedding vows. There is pretty much nothing more personal than signing a piece of paper that binds you to someone forever, so if its one time you should stop googling and put a little creativity into somet... More...
By Gary • Jun 2nd, 2013 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Wedding
Life Advice From An Intern Part XIII
Life Advice From An Intern Part XIII
Be your own best friend. But having best friends who aren’t yourself is also incredibly important. I really need to start meditating again. It just gets so hot in my apartment this time of year, it’s impossible to keep calm and sit still for more than a minute. Never forget that within one day you can go from being an only child to having three step-brothers and a step-sister. Crazy... More...
By Casey • May 28th, 2013 • Category: Advice, BEAUTY, Dating, ENTERTAINMENT, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Some Thoughts On Love Versus Money
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Forgive me while I get a little existential, but I have been thinking a lot lately about love and money lately. Can you be truly happy with one or the other, or do you need both love and money to truly be fulfilled? Here are a few thoughts on the subject, in response to popular quotes: “Love Lasts Forever.” Even if you leave it alone completely, love will still exist on some level, insid... More...
By Gary • May 28th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
Everything You Need to Know About Parenting Via Post-It Notes
Tweet I am no expert on reproduction since I generally use my genitals to make my weekends more interesting. I [...]
I am no expert on reproduction since I generally use my genitals to make my weekends more interesting. I do know a little about kids however, since I have about 30 nieces and nephews that I love more than the bathroom stall at Chelsea Hotel. One thing I know to be true: Parenting isn’t easy. It’s messy, and dirty. You will not always know the right thing to do, and your instincts may o... More...
By Gary • May 26th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Babies, FAMILY, Parenting, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
