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Russian Authorities Forced to Allow Same Sex Wedding

TweetScandalized Russian bureaucrats were forced to allow two women to marry. Russian authorities were really pissed off, but trapped by [...]

Scandalized Russian bureaucrats were forced to allow two women to marry. Russian authorities were really pissed off, but trapped by their own discriminatory laws when they were forced to allow the same sex-marriage of Alina Davis and Allison Brooks. The loophole the two women used is that Alina Davis is a 23-year-old trans woman, so technically Russia still classifies her as male. They walked into... More...


By • Aug 31st, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, WEDDING


NSFW Disney Dicks

TweetThe Disney princes bare their penises, and all our childhood fantasies come true. If you were a child whore like [...]

The Disney princes bare their penises, and all our childhood fantasies come true. If you were a child whore like me, you always gave some thought to what the Disney princes looked like naked. Granted, the animators probably had an idea (and some rough late-night sketches) of what the Disney characters looked like in the buff, but we never got to see that in our youth. We were robbed of Disney dick... More...


By • Aug 24th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life



Man Dies From Death by Vibrator

TweetThe age-old question of whether you can die from using sex toys has finally been answered. I don’t use sex [...]

The age-old question of whether you can die from using sex toys has finally been answered. I don’t use sex toys very often (or ever, to be honest, since I have actual human dicks that are interested in my orifices), but I want to take a stand right here, right now, and say that if a sex toy ever gets jammed up my ass so far that I lose it, the emergency room is the first fucking place I will go. ... More...


By • Aug 22nd, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Top Eight Shirtless Ice Bucket Challengers

TweetIf you are going to do the ice bucket challenge, at least do it shirtless. Like many others, I look [...]

If you are going to do the ice bucket challenge, at least do it shirtless. Like many others, I look at the ALS ice bucket challenge and instantly criticize it for being just another annoying social media fad like cocks in socks, batmanning, planking, and the boiling water challenge (for which some certain people should definitely be arrested). Then I think about the fact that regardless of whether peop... More...


By • Aug 20th, 2014 • Category: Internet, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


7 Steps to Perform Perfect Cunnilingus

TweetAdvice on how to properly eat a vagina. Yes, even though I am gay I have performed oral sex on [...]

Advice on how to properly eat a vagina. Yes, even though I am gay I have performed oral sex on a girl before. It was a foursome with three other guys, in high school, and I only did it on the off chance that I could get with them too (which I later did), but I still took one for the team and played tonsil hockey with a fuzz box. Did I know what I was doing? FUCK no. I have given much advice over the ... More...


By • Aug 17th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Seven Totally Awkward Prom Photos

TweetHigh school is awkward enough without horrible prom photo reminders. Since Luis couldn’t afford to rent a limo, he decided [...]

High school is awkward enough without horrible prom photo reminders. Since Luis couldn’t afford to rent a limo, he decided to ride his date to prom. I don’t think I took photos at any of the proms I went to. The only thing I remember was that I always did my dates hair, I never stayed very long at any of them, and at one point I had three dates including two lesbians. High school is an awkw... More...


By • Aug 13th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Miley Cyrus + Quentin Jones = Awesome Kink Art

TweetFilmmaker and artist Quentin Jones teamed up with Miley Cyrus to create an awesomely artsy soft-core kink video called ‘Tongue [...]

Filmmaker and artist Quentin Jones teamed up with Miley Cyrus to create an awesomely artsy soft-core kink video called ‘Tongue Tied’ . I remember a year or so ago when Miley Cyrus was fresh off a lesbian bleached-out buzz cut hair transformation. Her tongue was all anyone was talking about, her new album was all anyone was listening to, and America was straight up shocked about her Hannah-Montana-meets-herpes imag... More...


By • Aug 12th, 2014 • Category: CELEBS, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


What Do Women Really Think of Dick Pics?

TweetA woman named Janet looks at, and responds to 89 dick pics.     I am not regularly in the [...]

A woman named Janet looks at, and responds to 89 dick pics.     I am not regularly in the habit of sending and/or receiving dick pics. I know that may seem strange since I am a gay man, but I like to meet guys the old fashioned way; by getting drunk out at bars and going home with whoever is still standing at 4 AM. With the hookup culture more prevalent than ever though, nowadays it seem... More...


By • Aug 10th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Who Pays For The Date?

TweetWhen the check comes, how do you handle the bill? We have to thank our lucky stars for Vogue. When they’re not [...]

When the check comes, how do you handle the bill? We have to thank our lucky stars for Vogue. When they’re not answering the hard-hitting questions of fashion journalism, they’re teaching us a lesson on dating. A recent article talked about answering the new question of dating: who picks up the check? READ MORE: Stop Wearing Flower Crowns One of the things I noticed in the article is t... More...


By • Aug 8th, 2014 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Are Baby Armadillos THE New Accessory Pet?

TweetBaby armadillos are the cutest new trend in fashionable pets. Apparently armadillos are good for much more than road decorations. [...]

Baby armadillos are the cutest new trend in fashionable pets. Apparently armadillos are good for much more than road decorations. This video of Rollie the armadillo playing with his favorite pink toy has been making the rounds on The Internet, so I have a feeling its only a matter of time before people start dressing up, accessorizing, and walking the damn things around out in public. Even though I ha... More...


By • Aug 5th, 2014 • Category: FAMILY, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS