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New CK Ads Will Feature Texting Homos

TweetUpcoming Calvin Klein ads will depict gay relationships, because texting homos is a fashion thing. In the age of the [...]

Upcoming Calvin Klein ads will depict gay relationships, because texting homos is a fashion thing. In the age of the hookup culture, it is no surprise that big brands like Calvin Klein are adopting advertising targeted to millenials that use hookup apps. Calvin Klein’s new marketing campaign will feature promiscuous gay couples arranging hookups and trysts via social media interaction and apps. The ... More...


By • Aug 2nd, 2015 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Men’s Favorite Sex Positions

TweetThese three moves are at the top of your man’s list of favorite sex positions. Contrary to popular belief, when [...]

These three moves are at the top of your man’s list of favorite sex positions. Contrary to popular belief, when gay people have sex, they use pretty much the same sex positions as straight people. The butthole, after all, isn’t located that far from the vadge. I will concede that it feels a little different since we have no clitoris, but the logistics are pretty much the same. I know a lot abou... More...


By • Jul 28th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Things That Exist: Tampon Flasks

TweetBooze Tubes are tampon flasks for the modern woman– literally flasks shaped to look just like tampons. I don’t know [...]

Booze Tubes are tampon flasks for the modern woman– literally flasks shaped to look just like tampons. I don’t know much about vaginas, but I know that putting alcohol in one will probably kill whoever is attached to it. That being said, I like that someone took the time to invent Booze Tubes, making smuggling alcohol that much easier. Have you ever tried to sneak liquor into a lady’s lunc... More...


By • Jul 26th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


How Avoid Finding Love on the Internet

TweetI had a medium-length talk with one of my friends from high school yesterday about why she never seems to [...]

I had a medium-length talk with one of my friends from high school yesterday about why she never seems to find decent guys from her internet dating pursuits. I asked her to send me screenshots of her OKCupid and Match profiles, just so I could see if maybe an outside opinion on photos/text might help. While her profile wasn’t as bad as the one below, it did help me compile this list of things to n... More...


By • Jul 20th, 2015 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Hide Your Public Erection with Bloxers

TweetThis new boxer concepts aims to hide any embarrassing public erection drama. I don’t know if it’s a symptom of [...]

This new boxer concepts aims to hide any embarrassing public erection drama. I don’t know if it’s a symptom of my age, or just my incredible self control, but I don’t really get erections in public. On the rare occasion that I do, I am either having, or about to have public sex, so it’s really a non-issue. Still, I know a lot of guys do suffer from embarrassing public erections, and a comp... More...


By • Jul 19th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys


The United States of Sex Acts

TweetThese sex acts represent all 50 states. If you asked me how sexually experienced I am, I would probably say [...]

These sex acts represent all 50 states. If you asked me how sexually experienced I am, I would probably say I have done things that would make the devil’s butthole heal over. That being said, there are still plenty of things I haven’t done, like have full on sex with a woman. Still, it’s on my bucket list, and as I travel the world I can’t imagine that it won’t randomly happen one day with... More...


By • Jul 7th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


EW: Clip On Man Buns

TweetOnline retailer ASOS is set to debut clip on man buns for wannabe hipsters. In the entire world of ‘what [...]

Online retailer ASOS is set to debut clip on man buns for wannabe hipsters. In the entire world of ‘what the fucks’ this ranks so high on the list I would have to climb Jared Leto’s man pile just to see it. ASOS, a popular online retailer where I bought the wallet that last lasted me four years is doing the unthinkable and releasing clip on man buns. First off, there is no way on God’s gree... More...


By • Jun 28th, 2015 • Category: Adult Health, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Mixed Bag Balloons For People You Hate

TweetMixed bag balloons help us tell loved ones how horrible they are. Balloons are traditionally sent to celebrate all kinds [...]

Mixed bag balloons help us tell loved ones how horrible they are. Balloons are traditionally sent to celebrate all kinds of occasions, from childbirths, to anniversaries, to birthdays and even root canals. They are a symbol of celebration for all the people we love. I have always wondered though; what about the assholes? We all have a friend or two in our lives that deserves the wrath of God upon... More...


By • Jun 28th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys


STI Detection Condoms

TweetColor changing condoms can help assist in STI detection– because nobody wants warts. If you have ever wondered if the [...]

Color changing condoms can help assist in STI detection– because nobody wants warts. If you have ever wondered if the random bar-fly guido you picked up on a desperate night in Midtown has herpes, now you can find out in the privacy of your own home. Three teenagers of undetermined ethnic heritage named Daanyaal Ali, Chirag Shah, and Muaz Nawaz recently won a TeenTech award for their idea to c... More...


By • Jun 26th, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Introducing the Condomerie

TweetIf you are looking for condom knowledge, look no further than the Condomerie. I like to think I am pretty [...]

If you are looking for condom knowledge, look no further than the Condomerie. I like to think I am pretty knowledgeable about condoms, meaning that I know where to get them, how to put them on, and how to dispose of them by hiding them under something in the trash so I don’t look like a whore to my roommates. Little did I know, however, that there is a vast depository of information about condoms in t... More...


By • Jun 23rd, 2015 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life