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Myths About the Vagina

TweetStrange things that people used to believe about vaginas. I don’t know much about the female reproductive system, but I [...]

Strange things that people used to believe about vaginas. I don’t know much about the female reproductive system, but I definitely know enough to be dangerous. I also know enough to say that there are plenty of things people used to believe about coochies that just isn’t true. It makes sense if you think about it, since most modern women have never even really looked at their vagina. A certain myst... More...


By • Dec 16th, 2014 • Category: Adult Health, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


The Bible Belt and Porn

TweetAccording to a new study, the more you claim to believe in the Bible, the more porn you watch. I [...]

According to a new study, the more you claim to believe in the Bible, the more porn you watch. I don’t know if anyone is surprised by this, but new studies suggest that the Bible Belt should be renamed the porno belt, given the amount of pornography the religious South seems to watch. A study of Internet Google searches by region revealed that red state religious conservatives search for adult mate... More...


By • Dec 14th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS



The Poison Vagina

TweetPoison Vagina Alert! A Brazilian woman attempts to kill her husband by putting poison in her own vagina. I am [...]

Poison Vagina Alert! A Brazilian woman attempts to kill her husband by putting poison in her own vagina. I am no genius, but I do know that if you want to poison someone to death, it isn’t a good idea to shove the stuff up your own snizz. A Brazilian woman has been accused of doing just that, and then asking her husband to perform cunnilingus on her to administer the deadly dose. Apparently the ... More...


By • Dec 9th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Five Super Strange Boobs

TweetThese strange boobs are enough to keep me gay forever. I am not one to make fun of medical conditions, [...]

These strange boobs are enough to keep me gay forever. I am not one to make fun of medical conditions, even though I have no problem making fun of anything else. When I first saw these strange boobs I wasn’t sure whether to call a doctor, a photoshop con artist, or a priest, but the one thing I was sure of was that they needed to be shared. I know that boobs come in all shapes and sizes, but I am... More...


By • Dec 2nd, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Skin


It’s a Thing: The Lego Strip Club

TweetThe unofficial Lego strip club is now available for purchase. Regardless of how you feel about actual strippers, you must [...]

The unofficial Lego strip club is now available for purchase. Regardless of how you feel about actual strippers, you must admit it’s hard not to love tiny little Lego strippers, sliding up and down a plastic pole just trying to make a few bucks to feed their Lego heroin habit or pay their way through Lego beauty school. I only say the word Lego so many times because I think its awesome that whil... More...


By • Dec 1st, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys


The Truth About Male Hookers

TweetInsights into the lives and clients of male hookers, the often unseen sex workers. Male hookers don’t really get much [...]

Insights into the lives and clients of male hookers, the often unseen sex workers. Male hookers don’t really get much attention that often. I don’t know if its because they don’t dress in vinyl and fishnet stockings (or do they?) or because the exploitation of women is a much hotter topic than the exploitation of men (penis versus vagina) but I say it’s high time male prosties get a little of t... More...


By • Nov 30th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


NSFW: Male Sex Dolls

TweetThese male sex dolls are so realistic, they might even fool your vagina. I won’t lie, I have always been [...]

These male sex dolls are so realistic, they might even fool your vagina. I won’t lie, I have always been kind of fascinated by the idea of sex dolls. Up until recently, sex dolls have consisted of vinyl blow up dolls with printed-on faces so off kilter they look like Lindsay Lohan trying to act. Computer technology has led to much more realistic versions of sex dolls, and a California based comp... More...


By • Nov 25th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Seals Raping Penguins

TweetApparently there are seal rapists stalking around the Antarctic. I know that human beings can get into some pretty raunchy [...]

Apparently there are seal rapists stalking around the Antarctic. I know that human beings can get into some pretty raunchy stuff, but I have recently learned that we have nothing on Seals, as there is documented evidence of seals having sex with penguins. Penguins have been known to get into some pretty freaky shit too, including necrophilia, sexual coercion, and sexual abuse of baby penguins (sad... More...


By • Nov 23rd, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Words and Phrases to Ban in 2015

TweetThis list of words needs to be banned from the English language starting in 2015. Slang words come and go, [...]

This list of words needs to be banned from the English language starting in 2015. Slang words come and go, it’s a fact of life. There are some words that I hate so much I cringe every time I hear them, such as epic, FAIL, and totes. There are some words I actually use myself, such as jakes (an abbreved version of J.K.), henny (an urbanized gay version of honey), and toads (the correct version of t... More...


By • Nov 22nd, 2014 • Category: Advice


What Does Homophobia Mean, Actually?

TweetWhat does homophobia mean, actually? This breaks it down:   Being from the south, I am no stranger to homophobia. I [...]

What does homophobia mean, actually? This breaks it down:   Being from the south, I am no stranger to homophobia. I will never forget the time I went to Winn Dixie and bent down to grab something on the bottom shelf, and some rednecks in full-on camouflage couture gaped at the thong that was peeking out of my jeans. In my defense, it was the 90s, in Florida, and whale tails were a thing. Homophobia, at i... More...


By • Nov 18th, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS