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Tweet Talkin’ top coats. [Rouge 18] The mascara run down. [I Have A Degree In This] Pony up! [BeautyHigh] 30 [...]

Talkin’ top coats. [Rouge 18] The mascara run down. [I Have A Degree In This] Pony up! [BeautyHigh] 30 reasons for you to have more sex. [StyleCaster] Grab every shade of pistachio you can! [She Finds] Girls! Get your mayonnaise. [Honestly Jamie] Or maybe some minimalism? [Glam] Try Kaley Cuoco’s look at the Kids Choice Awards. [A Little Alytude] Hoard all the charcoal. [Beauty Sweet Spot... More...


By • Apr 2nd, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY, Cosmetics, Nails, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Five Best Walk of Shame Photos

TweetThe majority of us didn’t get through college without at least one walk of shame. Some girls I knew walk-of-shamed [...]

The majority of us didn’t get through college without at least one walk of shame. Some girls I knew walk-of-shamed so much they started carrying around spare underwear and an extra pair of flats, as well as one of those M-F pill cases fully stocked with Plan B and breath mints. While we are talking about it though, I actually have a huge problem with the term walk of shame. If you managed to get ... More...


By • Apr 1st, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life



Five Acceptable Reasons to be a Bitch

TweetI am of the mind that you never really need a reason to be a bitch. This may be because [...]

I am of the mind that you never really need a reason to be a bitch. This may be because “bitch” is one of the first words that comes up whenever anyone tries to describe me. It is a fact of life that everyone has their bitchy moments, but most people who fall under that label refer to themselves as “honest”, “independent”, or “menstruating.” My point is, there are several times in l... More...


By • Mar 30th, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Gonorrhea: The Super STD of the Future?

TweetSTDs are a serious threat in the world today. Many clinics offer free STD testing, and you’ll find that most [...]

STDs are a serious threat in the world today. Many clinics offer free STD testing, and you’ll find that most lifestyle websites offer the sage advice to use condoms! STDs are nothing you want, and you’d do well to avoid them. There are many things that have been done to prevent the spread of STDs, but sometimes people get careless, sloppy. They neglect to take precautions, and they end ... More...


By • Mar 29th, 2014 • Category: Adult Health, Mom Health, Sex Life


The Only Swimsuit You Will Need This Year

TweetSince Mother Nature decided to bitch-slap us yet again with a cold front, I thought it might be a good [...]

Since Mother Nature decided to bitch-slap us yet again with a cold front, I thought it might be a good time to start fantasizing about the summer months. Typically, my bathing suits barely cover my crotch, but I know a lot of women out there read what I write. I present to you: The Sharkbait bathing suit, also known as “the only bathing suit you will need this year”. The reasons this bathing suit... More...


By • Mar 25th, 2014 • Category: Advice, Swimwear


Five Reasons To Let Your Boyfriend Win an Argument

TweetI have been known to be kind of competitive in my personal life. I am the type of person that [...]

I have been known to be kind of competitive in my personal life. I am the type of person that never really gets in arguments, mostly because I have convinced everyone in my life that I am always right about everything. On the off chance that I do get into a tiff with a friend though, I know when to admit I am wrong, when to stand up for myself, and when to just let them win. Straight relationships are ... More...


By • Mar 23rd, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


How to Sleep With an Alien Hooker

TweetI am visiting Las Vegas for my birthday next month, so naturally I have been doing a little research on [...]

I am visiting Las Vegas for my birthday next month, so naturally I have been doing a little research on things to do in Nevada. Apparently, I can sleep with an alien prostitute if I just visit the Alien Cathouse, a brothel that specializes in alien fantasies, located just south of Area 51. The Alien Cathouse is basically just a regular house that is decorated with tacky alien decorations, where payi... More...


By • Mar 21st, 2014 • Category: Cities, Sex Life


Five Ways to Prepare for Spring in the City

TweetThey say that winter is finally over and spring weather will be arriving at any moment. Frankly, I don’t believe [...]

They say that winter is finally over and spring weather will be arriving at any moment. Frankly, I don’t believe them and intend to keep hibernating in my apartment until pigeons start chirping outside my window, or I am eaten by my neighbor’s cat. If however, you believe spring is actually around the corner, here are five ways to prepare yourself: Trim your fucking hedges: Yes, I know you spen... More...


By • Mar 19th, 2014 • Category: HEALTH, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Are Blow jobs an Accurate Form of Communication?

TweetWe use blow jobs to get what we want, to get out of things we don’t want to do, as [...]

We use blow jobs to get what we want, to get out of things we don’t want to do, as a form of currency, and as a reward for our boyfriends, when they do something generous like sleep through the night without farting. So I ask you the question, are blow jobs an accurate form of communication? My answer is yes; The reason being, you can say more with a blow job than you can by speaking. If your boyf... More...


By • Mar 18th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


5 Reasons Not to Date a Dog Owner

TweetContrary to popular belief, dating a guy whose best friend is a dog isn’t all: “shirtless games of catch in [...]

Contrary to popular belief, dating a guy whose best friend is a dog isn’t all: “shirtless games of catch in the park” and “snuggling with cocoa on the couch while the dog licks your feet”. It also includes incredible experiences such as: “trying to scrape dog shit off the sidewalk in the rain” and “avoiding Lymes Disease while removing a tick with a lighter”. My point is that even... More...


By • Mar 16th, 2014 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS