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Introducing the Traveling Whore Tour

TweetA Chinese teenager hopes to fund a trip across China with sex.  In traveling whore news, some 19-year-old Chinese chick [...]

A Chinese teenager hopes to fund a trip across China with sex.  In traveling whore news, some 19-year-old Chinese chick has decided to be a public prostitute, in exchange for a trip around her country. Ju Peng has decided that she wants to see the rest of China, and is willing to use her vagina to do it. Her plan is to attract wealthy, attractive, under 30 men to pay for her trip to their city in e... More...


By • Oct 28th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Five Penis Pumpkins

TweetPenis pumpkins are the perfect way to be inappropriate on Halloween. I actually won our pumpkin carving contest last year [...]

Penis pumpkins are the perfect way to be inappropriate on Halloween. I actually won our pumpkin carving contest last year with this veiny masterpiece. Follow me on Instagram @Gadrianrandall if you want to see what kind of dick I carve this year (hint: it will be black). Pumpkin carving is an age old tradition leading back to the days when people actually had to use candles for light, instead of j... More...


By • Oct 28th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys



Woman Selling Imaginary Friend on Ebay

TweetApparently, you can make money selling imaginary friends online. Georgia Horrocks is a typical 22-year-old girl living in London, except [...]

Apparently, you can make money selling imaginary friends online. Georgia Horrocks is a typical 22-year-old girl living in London, except for the fact that she has an imaginary friend, and is willing to sell him on Ebay. Her psychiatrist suggested that selling her imaginary friend Bernard will help her disassociate herself from him, and move on. She states that she created Bernard during a period of e... More...


By • Oct 27th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Five Reasons Not to Have Sex in the Ocean

TweetThere are many reasons not to have sex in the ocean, the least of which is that you may get [...]

There are many reasons not to have sex in the ocean, the least of which is that you may get stuck together. For those of you who troll The Internet like a Japanese businessman at a Manga convention, you may have recently seen the article about the couple getting stuck together while having sex in the ocean. For those of you who haven’t, you are reading it now. An Italian couple, looking to have... More...


By • Oct 21st, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Men Who Like to Live as Rubber Dolls

TweetAdam Ramos makes his living creating female rubber doll suits for cross-dressing men. Yet again, the Internet has made me [...]

Adam Ramos makes his living creating female rubber doll suits for cross-dressing men. Yet again, the Internet has made me proud to be from Florida. For those of you who aren’t grown-ass men with rubber tits, “rubber dolling” is the process by which men don rubber body suits to make them look like a female (a female made of plastic that is, so basically Renee Zellweger). Adam Ramos and his moth... More...


By • Oct 21st, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys


What Do Your Favorite Emojis Really Mean?

TweetEmojis: Official meanings versus real meanings. I am not a huge Emoji user. This is either because I feel like [...]

Emojis: Official meanings versus real meanings. I am not a huge Emoji user. This is either because I feel like I communicate better using my words, or because I was not born after 1990. Still, I will admit that there have been times when I have conducted entire conversations using nothing but photos, and I have several Emojis stored along with the names of my friends, based on what animal they remi... More...


By • Oct 19th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Titty Twerking. It’s a Thing. Look it Up

TweetTitty twerking to classical music is the newest fad on The Internet. Being the well-seasoned gay man that I am, [...]

Titty twerking to classical music is the newest fad on The Internet. Being the well-seasoned gay man that I am, I have seen my fair share of boob twerking. Every boob twerk I have ever seen however, has either involved a man or a tranny. So, imagine my surprise when Sara X decided to film herself boob twerking to Mozart’s “Eine kleine Nachtmusik”! First off, much like driving, navigating, and ... More...


By • Oct 14th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


The Super Creepy Hugging Chair

TweetIf you are feeling lonely, buy a creepy hugging chair from Japan. I’m not really much of a hugger. In [...]

If you are feeling lonely, buy a creepy hugging chair from Japan. I’m not really much of a hugger. In fact, my friends have told me that my hugs resemble the cold touch of one of Death’s skeleton fingers, clasping onto their shoulders on a cold autumn night. I am also a one-hugger, putting as much effort into my hugs as I do early morning hand jobs. I keep it this way, because I don’t actually unde... More...


By • Oct 12th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys


The #1 Reason You Should Stay in School

TweetThis Australian PSA offers a very compelling reason to stay in school.     When I was a teenager, I [...]

This Australian PSA offers a very compelling reason to stay in school.     When I was a teenager, I obviously skipped a lot of school. I never quit though, because I didn’t want to be trapped in the shitbox I grew up in. I didn’t know at the time that college would be a complete waste of my time, but it got me out of the Florida panhandle, so I guess I should just shut up and be than... More...


By • Oct 10th, 2014 • Category: Advice, FAMILY


Introducing the Penis Transplant

TweetLab-grown penis transplant trials will soon be entering the human testing phase. Girl meets boy. Boy is perfect on paper, [...]

Lab-grown penis transplant trials will soon be entering the human testing phase. Girl meets boy. Boy is perfect on paper, and is great with her family. Girl really likes boy, so she decides to keep her legs closed for once. Girl falls for boy and marries him. On their wedding night, girl realizes boy’s penis doesn’t even reach her vagina. Girl is shit out of luck. This scenario happens all too ... More...


By • Oct 7th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Skin