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Five Reasons Not to Have Sex in the Ocean

TweetThere are many reasons not to have sex in the ocean, the least of which is that you may get [...]

There are many reasons not to have sex in the ocean, the least of which is that you may get stuck together. For those of you who troll The Internet like a Japanese businessman at a Manga convention, you may have recently seen the article about the couple getting stuck together while having sex in the ocean. For those of you who haven’t, you are reading it now. An Italian couple, looking to have... More...


By • Oct 21st, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Men Who Like to Live as Rubber Dolls

TweetAdam Ramos makes his living creating female rubber doll suits for cross-dressing men. Yet again, the Internet has made me [...]

Adam Ramos makes his living creating female rubber doll suits for cross-dressing men. Yet again, the Internet has made me proud to be from Florida. For those of you who aren’t grown-ass men with rubber tits, “rubber dolling” is the process by which men don rubber body suits to make them look like a female (a female made of plastic that is, so basically Renee Zellweger). Adam Ramos and his moth... More...


By • Oct 21st, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys



What Do Your Favorite Emojis Really Mean?

TweetEmojis: Official meanings versus real meanings. I am not a huge Emoji user. This is either because I feel like [...]

Emojis: Official meanings versus real meanings. I am not a huge Emoji user. This is either because I feel like I communicate better using my words, or because I was not born after 1990. Still, I will admit that there have been times when I have conducted entire conversations using nothing but photos, and I have several Emojis stored along with the names of my friends, based on what animal they remi... More...


By • Oct 19th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Titty Twerking. It’s a Thing. Look it Up

TweetBoob twerking to classical music is the newest fad on The Internet.     Being the well-seasoned gay man that [...]

Boob twerking to classical music is the newest fad on The Internet.     Being the well-seasoned gay man that I am, I have seen my fair share of boob twerking. Every boob twerk I have ever seen however, has either involved a man or a tranny. So, imagine my surprise when Sara X decided to film herself boob twerking to Mozart’s “Eine kleine Nachtmusik”! First off, much like driving, navi... More...


By • Oct 14th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


The Super Creepy Hugging Chair

TweetIf you are feeling lonely, buy a creepy hugging chair from Japan. I’m not really much of a hugger. In [...]

If you are feeling lonely, buy a creepy hugging chair from Japan. I’m not really much of a hugger. In fact, my friends have told me that my hugs resemble the cold touch of one of Death’s skeleton fingers, clasping onto their shoulders on a cold autumn night. I am also a one-hugger, putting as much effort into my hugs as I do early morning hand jobs. I keep it this way, because I don’t actually unde... More...


By • Oct 12th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys


The #1 Reason You Should Stay in School

TweetThis Australian PSA offers a very compelling reason to stay in school.     When I was a teenager, I [...]

This Australian PSA offers a very compelling reason to stay in school.     When I was a teenager, I obviously skipped a lot of school. I never quit though, because I didn’t want to be trapped in the shitbox I grew up in. I didn’t know at the time that college would be a complete waste of my time, but it got me out of the Florida panhandle, so I guess I should just shut up and be than... More...


By • Oct 10th, 2014 • Category: Advice, FAMILY


Introducing the Penis Transplant

TweetLab-grown penises will soon be entering human trials. Girl meets boy. Boy is perfect on paper, and is great with [...]

Lab-grown penises will soon be entering human trials. Girl meets boy. Boy is perfect on paper, and is great with her family. Girl really likes boy, so she decides to keep her legs closed for once. Girl falls for boy and marries him. On their wedding night, girl realizes boy’s penis doesn’t even reach her vagina. Girl is shit out of luck. This scenario happens all too often unfortunately, but ... More...


By • Oct 7th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Skin


How to Grow Potato Roots Out of Your Vagina

TweetA Colombian woman grew potato roots out of her vagina, because she was told it was an effective form of [...]

A Colombian woman grew potato roots out of her vagina, because she was told it was an effective form of birth control. It always boggles my mind when bat-shit crazy stuff happens anywhere outside of Asia. A 22-year old Colombian woman got some really bad advice from her mom when she was told that a potato in the vagina would prevent pregnancy. I don’t know if this is a result of some crazy Colo... More...


By • Oct 5th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Tinder Fat Suit Dating

TweetMen and women react very differently to online dating when there is a fat suit involved. Online dating is a [...]

Men and women react very differently to online dating when there is a fat suit involved. Online dating is a necessary evil. None of us want to say we do it, but we have to admit that it’s almost impossible not to, in this day and age. One third of married couples in the US met online, so I guess they must be doing something right (or wrong, depending on how you look at marriage). For all of us w... More...


By • Sep 30th, 2014 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Paris Best: Beauty Secrets

TweetIf you’re like most women around the world, you’re probably wondering about those French beauty secrets. …and why wouldn’t you? [...]

If you’re like most women around the world, you’re probably wondering about those French beauty secrets. …and why wouldn’t you? Parisian women especially live up quite the reputation: having perfect skin, shiny hair, and slim silhouettes. Their perfection is pretty overwhelming…which is why I’ve put together this list of five, simple beauty tips from the Parisians we c... More...


By • Sep 29th, 2014 • Category: Advice, BEAUTY, Hair, Skin