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Five C#nty Accessories From Etsy

TweetThese five adorable accessories prominently feature the word cunt. A cunt needlepoint placard, so people know to mind their manners [...]

These five adorable accessories prominently feature the word cunt. A cunt needlepoint placard, so people know to mind their manners in your house. Cunt is arguably the most offensive word in the English Language. I can’t even think of a time I have been angry enough to actually use it referring to a woman, but I can think of about 1,000 instances where I have used it to refer to one of my gay frie... More...


By • Jul 29th, 2014 • Category: FASHION, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Sex Slang from the Past That Makes No Sense Today

TweetThese slang terms for sexual intercourse from the past 600 years would not work in the modern world, as I [...]

These slang terms for sexual intercourse from the past 600 years would not work in the modern world, as I have no idea what the fuck they mean. In my own personal vocabulary, I have no less than 100 ways to refer to sex. Sometimes I call it ‘going downtown to poundtown’, and other times I just call it ‘Friday night’. Our society has never been more open about sexuality, to the point where even... More...


By • Jul 27th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life



Did You Know McDonald’s Hosts Weddings?

TweetIf you want your wedding to be both classy and elegant, you really have no choice but to host it [...]

If you want your wedding to be both classy and elegant, you really have no choice but to host it at McDonald’s. Where else would this be happening except Hong Kong? Young couples in Asia have begun to host their weddings at McDonald’s to satisfy their small budgets. For $350 you get the venue, decorations, audio, food, gifts, and invitations. For all of you silly bitches about to sign divorce pape... More...


By • Jul 20th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, WEDDING


Introducing the Vagina Kayak

TweetThis vagina-shaped kayak got a Japanese artist arrested. Rokudenashiko is a Japanese artist that is obsessed with vaginas. Apparently she [...]

This vagina-shaped kayak got a Japanese artist arrested. Rokudenashiko is a Japanese artist that is obsessed with vaginas. Apparently she thought her vagina was ugly, and had a vaginal rejuvenation surgery as a result. Afterwards, she felt really disconnected from her cooter, and decided she needed to make it her life’s mission to use art to change the way the world (especially Japan) views the ... More...


By • Jul 15th, 2014 • Category: Art, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


The Paper Bag Speed Dating Trend

TweetThe trend of speed dating has gotten a paper bag makeover. Speed dating has traditionally been a sport that relies [...]

The trend of speed dating has gotten a paper bag makeover. Speed dating has traditionally been a sport that relies heavily on physical attraction. Since you only have a few seconds to meet someone, you can really only base your decision on his or her looks. Come to think of it, they should just call it speed fucking, because if you are choosing someone based only on their looks, chances are a hook... More...


By • Jul 13th, 2014 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Vintage Drag Queens

TweetThese photos of vintage drag queens prove that female impersonation has been around for a long time. Due to shows [...]

These photos of vintage drag queens prove that female impersonation has been around for a long time. Due to shows like Rupaul’s Drag Race (which you know you watch, even if you don’t want to admit it), drag queens are really having moment right now. Whether you are talking about Adore Delano, who aspires to be a mainstream drag queen, or Bianca Del Rio, who styles herself as a clown, there is n... More...


By • Jul 13th, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Legal Ways to Sell Your Body Online

TweetCompletely legal ways to make money online with your body. I have never technically sold my body, although I did [...]

Completely legal ways to make money online with your body. I have never technically sold my body, although I did have sex for a pair of shoes once. Transactional sex aside, if you are a little strapped for cash, there are plenty of other ways you can make money. Besides orifices, the human body has hundreds of other useful moving parts, so here are a few ways you can use what God gave you to make... More...


By • Jul 6th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Top Five Creative Engagement Photos

TweetIf you are going to get engaged, you might as well get creative with it. Sex sells, #AmIRight? I am [...]

If you are going to get engaged, you might as well get creative with it. Sex sells, #AmIRight? I am not a huge proponent of marriage, even though they are finally letting us gays do it. I do think that one day I will get married, but it will probably be after I have fucked my way through half the homos in the continental United States, and have found someone truly unique. If you are lucky enough to f... More...


By • Jun 29th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, WEDDING


The Makeup That Will Get His Attention

TweetIf you feel the need to fight for a man’s attention, here’s the makeup to wear. If you’ve been participating [...]

If you feel the need to fight for a man’s attention, here’s the makeup to wear. If you’ve been participating in the wonderful world of Tinder, you may find yourself at a loss. There are guys out there who say the most ludicrous things to you and guys that simple don’t message you. Trust me, it happens to me all the time. I’ll match with a serious cutie-on-duty, and noth... More...


By • Jun 27th, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


WTF: The Anti-Masturbation Cross

TweetIntroducing an anti-masturbation cross for self-raping Christian children.   Are you worried that your child’s wandering hands will persuade him [...]

Introducing an anti-masturbation cross for self-raping Christian children.   Are you worried that your child’s wandering hands will persuade him or her from the path of righteousness? Do you have to set an egg timer every time your son goes into the bathroom? Does your daughter’s obsession with crucifix-dildo scene in The Exorcist give you cause for concern? If so, you might consider buyi... More...


By • Jun 27th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS