If you’re planning to drink until make out with leprechauns on Wednesday, might as well start off the eve with a hearty meal for supper.

The Nutella heart shaped pie displayed so lusciously in the window lured us in like Lindsay’s lured a chilled shot of Bartons.

My favorite month of the year, just got little better.
Some angel of a person on Etsy has chosen the two things I love the most. Chocolate Guinness Cupcake, with Jameson Buttercream Filling & Bailey’s Ganache. For $32 I can get 12 cupcakes that won’t make me blackout! Or fight with strangers! Or sleep with unassuming [...]

I love ketchup.  And I love that the great people at H.J. Heinz is finally getting the clue: those damn packets are a pain in the you-know-what to open.
Last Thursday, the company unveiled the Heinz Dip & Squeeze for restaurants.  It’s more similar to the little cup of BBQ sauce you get at crappy fast [...]

Smalls Jazz Club, the legendary Greenwich Village jazz spot, has teamed up with Brasserie Ruhlmann at Rockefeller Center for a series of Thursday evening concerts featuring some of New York’s top guitarists. For eight weeks, starting February 4th, Brasserie Ruhlmann will be an uptown outpost for one of the liveliest jazz clubs in New York. [...]

I’ll open this by saying that as a Jew, not only will I not be eating this ham for religious reasons, it’s just too pricey for my semitic tastebuds.

But, if you’re not a Jew, Muslim, or pig-phobe, you can invest $2900+ for this swine leg.
“The world’s most expensive ham” has gone on sale in London, [...]

Normally I’d have a lot of funny things to say about all these different foods from around the globe, but I think they are pretty funny on their own.  So crack yourself open a cold can of “Vergina” and nuke up some nutritious Fish Assholes and enjoy.

Not that you really needed them, but this city is just a short trip to the north of NYC but feels like a world away.  So here are my top 10 reasons to check out Toronto, in no particular order.
1. The CN Tower. At 181 stories, getting to the top of this space-needle-on-speed feels like [...]

Fantastic news!  A US drug company is offering free vacations to Mexico for volunteers willing to try a new diarrhea drug!  Honestly, if you paid for your own Mexican vacation you’d probably end up with a horrible bathroom issue anyway, so why not?  (Did someone say ideal recession vacation and weight loss plan all rolled [...]

There’s a reason I typically don’t date German men.  Actually a few, but let’s focus on
a) harsh accents and b) their tendency to use cured meats in acts of violence.
This past weekend 2 old-ish German people were hospitalized after a brutal battle with salami in a local grocery store.  The fight took place in Germany’s [...]