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This Mustache Wax Makes Whiskey Taste Better

TweetYou can now enhance the taste of your whiskey with mustache wax. Damn you, Johnnie Walker, you have done it [...]

You can now enhance the taste of your whiskey with mustache wax. Damn you, Johnnie Walker, you have done it again. Lesbians and lumbersexuals everywhere are rejoicing because popular whiskey brand Johnnie Walker has launched a mustache wax that makes whiskey downright palatable. The 100% natural beeswax comes in three flavors- Piperine Pepper, Citrus Essence, and Ginger Root, and are designed to c... More...


By • Jul 28th, 2015 • Category: Food, Hair



Five Unique Hotel Amenities to Obsess Over

TweetHotels are always in competition to provide the best, most unique amenities. Pet Psychic- At the Hotel Monaco in Portland, [...]

Hotels are always in competition to provide the best, most unique amenities. Pet Psychic- At the Hotel Monaco in Portland, you can not only bring your pet along, but arrange a session with pet psychic Bridget Pilloud to improve your relationship with your best friend. When I visit a hotel, the only amenity I need is a bathtub. I know this may seem disgusting to most people because of all the bath... More...


By • Jul 27th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Hotels


A Giant Chicken Church in Indonesia

TweetThis giant prayer house in the Indonesian jungle is shaped like a chicken. I have seen a lot of churches [...]

This giant prayer house in the Indonesian jungle is shaped like a chicken. I have seen a lot of churches in my day, but never actually worshipped in one. Maybe it’s because nobody has created a church for the god that I worship yet; The Church of Browsing The Internet. I know for a fact though, that most churches aren’t shaped like poultry. Created by an eccentric man named Daniel Alamsjah, the ... More...


By • Jul 25th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Vacations


Live Off the Grid in a Shipping Container

TweetShipping containers are the most popular trend in living off the grid. Anyone who knows me knows that my favorite [...]

Shipping containers are the most popular trend in living off the grid. Anyone who knows me knows that my favorite fantasy is to live off the grid in the middle of the woods, far away from any prancing homos, annoying girls, and horrible NYC people who take themselves too seriously. Anyone who knows me also knows it’ll probably never happen because IFL the Internet. Regardless, fantasies are fant... More...


By • Jul 24th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, HOME AND REAL ESTATE


Five Healthy Reasons You Must Visit Sydney

Tweet Sydney is a great place to visit for a healthy vacation. I have never been to Australia, but once I [...]

 Sydney is a great place to visit for a healthy vacation. I have never been to Australia, but once I marry well it will be one of the first trips on my list. Besides the fact that I love Australian guys, Sydney also hosts a slew of health related activities to refresh the spirit, rejuvenate the soul, and keep you young and your rectum regular. Many times when I go on vacation I spend the entire time... More...


By • Jul 20th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, Vacations


The Most Terrifying House in the World

TweetThis cliffside house is both beautiful and terrifying. Many people call me an adventurous person, due to the fact that [...]

This cliffside house is both beautiful and terrifying. Many people call me an adventurous person, due to the fact that I skinny dip in every waterfall I see and am no stranger to a little parkour. So when I saw this house it immediately felt like home. Aptly named ‘Casa Brutale’, this cliffside home was the brainchild of two Greek architects in the concrete style known as brutalism. The home feat... More...


By • Jul 18th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL


Strange Things That Will Get You Beheaded in Saudi Arabia

TweetA list of things that carry the death sentence in Saudi Arabia. Even though my parents met there, I have [...]

A list of things that carry the death sentence in Saudi Arabia. Even though my parents met there, I have never really wanted to visit Saudi Arabia. Come to think of it, the whole Middle East leaves a bad taste in my mouth since the women aren’t allowed to show off their hard earned tits, and gay guys are punished for being fabulous by a good old fashioned beheading. Even when the ladies of Sex ... More...


By • Jul 17th, 2015 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL


National Milk Chocolate Day is Almost Here!

TweetNational Milk Chocolate Day is almost here, and we’re encouraging full participation from everyone in this great land. We didn’t [...]

National Milk Chocolate Day is almost here, and we’re encouraging full participation from everyone in this great land. We didn’t even know National Milk Chocolate Day was a thing until a few weeks ago, but now that we know, there’s simply no turning back. It’s like when you find your spirituality, you can’t go back to being a heathen after that. Milk chocolate appreciation is o... More...


By • Jul 15th, 2015 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL, Recipes


5 Rum Drinks to Try Before you Die

TweetIf you are into rum, these unconventional recipes are begging to be tried. I have never been much of a [...]

If you are into rum, these unconventional recipes are begging to be tried. I have never been much of a rum drinker, unless you count the endless beach Sundays I spent in Florida, drinking out of a handle of Captain Morgan and having sand sex. I believe rum is a daytime drink, fit only for weekend getaways, vacations, and desperate afternoons. I do like the liquor however, although I haven’t give... More...


By • Jul 14th, 2015 • Category: Food


The Ark at JFK: Where Fancy Pets Wait for Flights

TweetIf you haven’t yet heard of The Ark at JFK, get ready– every well bred with a pet flying in [...]

If you haven’t yet heard of The Ark at JFK, get ready– every well bred with a pet flying in or out of New York City is going to be talking about it. Developers are transforming a 178,000 square foot cargo terminal at NYC’s JFK airport into a pet hotel profit machine. The Ark at JFK is set to replace what was once VetPort with high end, luxurious trimmings, housing, a shelter, and ... More...


By • Jul 13th, 2015 • Category: Cities, FOOD AND TRAVEL, Hotels