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Five People Who Love Chipotle Too Much

It’s a Chipotle world out there, and we are all just living in it. A burrito baby Some people are [...]

s a Chipotle world out there, and we are all just living in it. A burrito baby Some people are strangely obsessed with Chipotle. While I admit that I love a good pork burrito as much as the next homo, I will also never eat it unless I am within a five-mile radius of a bathroom. Chipotle is my favorite hangover food, and there are few other chain restaurants out there where that can guarantee I wo... More...


By • Aug 24th, 2014 • Category: Food, Parenting


Now You Can Launch Your Dead Dog Into Space

If your recently deceased pet was always the adventurous type, you should send it into space. Did your recently dead [...]

ur recently deceased pet was always the adventurous type, you should send it into space. Did your recently dead dog love to explore new frontiers and neighborhoods? Did you constantly find your cat gazing at the stars, pondering the meaning of the universe, as well as why it has to put up with your basic ass? Did your curious pet gold fish always try and jump out of its bowl? If you answered yes ... More...


By • Aug 10th, 2014 • Category: FAMILY



Five Awesome Life Hacks for Cat Ladies

Take good care of your cats by utilizing these life hacks. I am not a cat person, by any means. [...]

good care of your cats by utilizing these life hacks. I am not a cat person, by any means. When I was a kid I tried to capture a kitten that was hiding in a milk crate and it swiped me with its poison claws. I have never gotten over that, so I will choose a dog over a cat every time. I can understand why people love cats though, especially lazy people that don’t want to walk a dog twice daily. Cats... More...


By • Aug 8th, 2014 • Category: FAMILY


Are Baby Armadillos THE New Accessory Pet?

Baby armadillos are the cutest new trend in fashionable pets. Apparently baby armadillos are good for much more than road [...]

armadillos are the cutest new trend in fashionable pets. Apparently baby armadillos are good for much more than road decorations. This video of Rollie the armadillo playing with his favorite pink toy has been making the rounds on The Internet, so I have a feeling its only a matter of time before people start dressing up, accessorizing, and walking the damn things around out in public. Even though I ha... More...


By • Aug 5th, 2014 • Category: FAMILY, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Six Embarrassing Pregnancy Portraits

If you are going to do a pregnancy portrait, make sure it will embarrass your child for years to come. [...]

u are going to do a pregnancy portrait, make sure it will embarrass your child for years to come. Yes, honey, you were conceived at Electric Daisy. It’s just a coincidence that we named you Molly. We post a lot of awkward pregnancy photos around here, but as long as the world keeps them coming, we will keep posting them. That’s called supply and demand, people. I’m just going to say it, ... More...


By • Jul 30th, 2014 • Category: FAMILY, Parenting


How Radical Feminism Can Create Peace in the Middle East

Radical feminism is possibly the only path to peace and prosperity in the tenuous Middle East. Radical feminism is not [...]

al feminism is possibly the only path to peace and prosperity in the tenuous Middle East. Radical feminism is not bra-burning or leg-hair growing in my eyes. It’s an opportunity and a freedom to shape the world around us, and the option to pursue our own happiness as women without ropes tying us down to someone else’s ideals. With opportunity and freedom comes great responsibility, but ... More...


By • Jul 10th, 2014 • Category: FAMILY


Top Ten Ugly Baby Faces

In case you were unaware, babies are not always cute. Even as a child, Gwyneth Paltrow hated the paparazzi. Most [...]

se you were unaware, babies are not always cute. Even as a child, Gwyneth Paltrow hated the paparazzi. Most babies are adorable most of the time. I was not most babies. When I was an infant, I looked like the love child of Mark Ruffalo and Tyra Banks’ forehead, in a fat suit, with a thumb in its mouth. Since I always had the lower half of my face covered, there aren’t many photos of me making funn... More...


By • Jul 9th, 2014 • Category: Babies, FAMILY, Parenting


The Strangest Pregnancy Facts on The Internet

Facts that you need to know if you are curious about pregnancy or reproduction. Being curious about pregnancy is something [...]

that you need to know if you are curious about pregnancy or reproduction. Being curious about pregnancy is something that all men experience, whether they are straight, gay, or just sober. The process of female reproduction is a pretty fascinating subject. I have known chill pregnant women, bitchy pregnant women, accidentally pregnant women, and women who have no business bringing a child into the ... More...


By • Jul 1st, 2014 • Category: Babies, Pregnancy


How to Tell Which One of Your Kids is Your Favorite

Every parent has a favorite child, even if they don’t want to admit it. Even though my brothers and sisters [...]

parent has a favorite child, even if they don’t want to admit it. Even though my brothers and sisters swear it’s true, I don’t really think I am the family favorite. I do think I have a lot in common with my mom, and I haven’t lived in my hometown for 12 years, so it’s almost impossible for me to get in a fight with my family, but does that make me a favorite? Nah. I do believe that ever... More...


By • Jun 22nd, 2014 • Category: FAMILY, Parenting


Because Your Period Shouldn’t Have Glitter In It

Period starter kits are all the rage with excitable pre-teen girls.     I don’t know how I always wind [...]

d starter kits are all the rage with excitable pre-teen girls.     I don’t know how I always wind up writing articles about periods, but I have learned to just take things as they come with TheLuxurySpot. Even though I am no stranger to a bloody ass, I have never had a period. I do know that amongst pre-teen girls, they are a gross kind of status symbol. I also know that nowadays, girl... More...


By • Jun 20th, 2014 • Category: Adult Health, Parenting