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Strange Baby Customs From Around the World

I tell you, some weird shit goes on in this world. I was lucky enough to be there for the [...]

l you, some weird shit goes on in this world. I was lucky enough to be there for the birth of my first nephew, and lucky that my sister had enough of a sense of humor (and lack of fucks-to-give) to snap a pic of her afterbirth so we could discuss it afterwards. Having a baby is kind of a big deal no matter where you live in the world, and every country has its own customs. Here are three strange ways... More...


By • Feb 7th, 2014 • Category: Babies, Parenting


How to Fix an Inverted Nipple, and Other Little-known Nipple Facts

As Bryce will tell you, my nipples are one of my best features, because they give people something to look [...]

yce will tell you, my nipples are one of my best features, because they give people something to look at while they talk to me. My nipples also mystify me, because I don’t really understand why I have any. I don’t particular like it when guys suckle on them, I don’t have any immediate plans to breastfeed any children, and frankly they are a bitch to shave. Simply stated, my nipples are a my... More...


By • Jan 19th, 2014 • Category: Adult Health, Pregnancy



Fun Ways to Humiliate Your Child: A Cabbage Patch Kid Wig

Sixty percent of the reason to have a kid (besides a tax write-off and excuse to force your high school [...]

percent of the reason to have a kid (besides a tax write-off and excuse to force your high school boyfriend to marry you) is to find new and interesting ways to humiliate it. In honor of that, I have scoured Etsy (no, it wasn’t difficult) and tracked down the cabbage patch kid wig. First off, as Bryce Gruber knows if you are going to wig your baby, you should go with nothing but the best of the ... More...


By • Jan 7th, 2014 • Category: FAMILY, Parenting


Store Your Dead Father’s Ashes in an Urn Shaped Like His Head

When I die, I want my ashes poured into a solid gold glitter unicorn statue in the middle of a [...]

I die, I want my ashes poured into a solid gold glitter unicorn statue in the middle of a mausoleum, surrounded by couches so people can go there and drink with me until the end of time. I do not want a realistic statue urn made of my head so my decapitated noggin can sit on my family mantle, to be nervously avoided by everyone who comes over. Is it just me? No, I don’t know why they chose Bara... More...


By • Dec 27th, 2013 • Category: FAMILY, HEALTH


5 Things Every New Breastfeeding Mom Needs

Whether you’re already a new mom, pregnant, or thinking of having a baby- you’ll at least want to consider breastfeeding [...]

er you’re already a new mom, pregnant, or thinking of having a baby- you’ll at least want to consider breastfeeding your little one. It’s well documented that breastfeeding offers an array of health benefits to both mom and baby (who can say no to that?), but you’ll need to stock up on a few things before you dive right in to feeding the way nature intended. 1. Keep taking your... More...


By • Dec 22nd, 2013 • Category: FAMILY, HEALTH, Mom Health, Parenting, Pregnancy


Your Last Minute Posh Kiddie Gift List

Today is literally the last day to shop online and still receive items by December 24, so, without wasting any [...]

is literally the last day to shop online and still receive items by December 24, so, without wasting any more time, I present you with my top picks for a stylish kiddie Christmas 2013: 1. Sweater by Gap, $44.95 (machine washes and goes with just about everything). Available at Gap.com 2. Skill fingerless mittens. Cherokee for Target, under $5 (in other words, buy a couple backup pairs). Available here... More...


By • Dec 19th, 2013 • Category: FAMILY, Parenting


Five Childhood Things Adults Still Wish They Could Do

Being around my nieces and nephews reminds me how amazing childhood can be. Kids have an innate sense of adventure [...]

around my nieces and nephews reminds me how amazing childhood can be. Kids have an innate sense of adventure that comes with having no responsibilities or real worries that make me totally jells. They also have more energy than they can contain and bounce around like Mexican jumping beans making me wish I had an elephant tranquilizer so I could just get five minutes of peace and quiet. I would neve... More...


By • Dec 11th, 2013 • Category: FAMILY, Parenting


Ten Strange Ways to Induce Labor Naturally

I was lucky enough to be around my sister during the last weeks of her first pregnancy, and by lucky, [...]

lucky enough to be around my sister during the last weeks of her first pregnancy, and by lucky, I mean that I lived through it. By the time you are ready to pop, pregnancy becomes much less of a cutesy, fun-fest of presents and planning and more of a hemorrhoidal nightmare of epic proportions where even the thought of ever being skinny or happy again seems like a distant dream. Needless to say, I am... More...


By • Dec 6th, 2013 • Category: FAMILY, Pregnancy


7 Gifts For Over-Achieving Moms

Whether she’s your best friend, sister, wife, or just about any other fab mom in your life, she’s probably the [...]

er she’s your best friend, sister, wife, or just about any other fab mom in your life, she’s probably the over-achieving woman that keeps it all together and makes it look easy (with the occasional messy hair situation to give the slight hint that maybe it’s not all as easy as it looks). So what to get her for the holidays to simplify her flawless mom efforts? We’ve compiled some... More...


By • Nov 6th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, FAMILY, Parenting


Link Love: All Hallow’s Eve Edition

If you’re not doing pre-Halloween yoga, then what are you doing? [Beauty Blogging Junkie] Halloween beauty products that aren’t completely [...]

ou’re not doing pre-Halloween yoga, then what are you doing? [Beauty Blogging Junkie] Halloween beauty products that aren’t completely ridiculous [Endless Beauty] 5 must-watch Halloween movies [I Have A Degree In This] It’s illegal to invasively touch a woman’s pregnant belly in Pennsylvania [iVillage] Thoughts on New York City mom life [The Art of Bery] Halloween Hoodrats perform Thri... More...


By • Oct 30th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, CELEBS, Parenting, Pregnancy