Umm, Baby Goats in Pajamas!

If you don’t think these baby goats in pajamas are cute, you literally have no heart. I don’t know if my hormones are running high or if my biological clock is ticking, but I have been really into tiny animals lately. The other day I posted about miniature horses, but my quota for cuteness has not yet been filled. I present to you: baby goat in pajamas! Make sure you add the explanation point at t... »

breastfeeding a 6 year old

This Mother Still Breastfeeds Her Six Year Old

A 52-year-old Australian mother is still breastfeeding a 6 year old.  In the world of ‘what the Hell is happening on Earth’ this ranks pretty damn high. 52 year old Maha Al Musa is an Australian belly dancing expert and human rights activist who plans to breastfeed her daughter until she is 10. I don’t know about you, but the face that she is 52 and can still produce breast milk is pretty astonish... »

Last Minute Mother’s Day Gifts for Cool Moms

Last Minute Mother’s Day Gifts for Cool Moms

Our list of the top last minute, easy to get Mother’s Day gifts for cool moms: 1. Mom needs fuel, and not just some regular pot. Every wide-eyed and alert mom ever refuels with her Keurig each morning, but there’s an updated version and your ultra-chic mom needs to have it– because she probably likes entertaining. The Keurig 2.0 has a larger 4 cup brewing capability so the whole ... »

ghetto glamour portraits

Ghetto Glamour Portraits

Glamour shots are a lot more impressive when they are ghetto. I remember back in the day, my mom took us to Olan Mills Photography Studio every few years (when she could get my dad to stop by the house) for a family portrait. I remember these experiences being kind of painful, because sitting around pretending you are happy is a lot less fun than actually being happy, and I went hung over on more ... »

dad bods

The Dad Bod is Officially a Thing

The ‘dad bod’ is the hottest new trend in the world of the male physique. Correct me if I’m wrong, but there is something undeniably hot about fathers. I don’t know if it is a biological thing (since fathers have proven that their sperm are excellent swimmers), or an unattainability thing since a lot of fathers have a marriage to go with their children, but something about dads has always been a t... »

weird gifts

Five Random Gifts for Weird Moms

Gift ideas for weird moms. Face candles As everyone who ever popped out of a vagina knows, Mother’s Day is steadily approaching. I know a lot of us come from good, loving, cookie cutter homes where all a mother wants is the love of her children and a nice tube of lipstick for this hallowed day, but this post isn’t about those moms. This post is for all the weird moms out there. I am talking about ... »

adult preschool

Stressed Out Adult New Yorkers Go Back to Preschool

For a price, adult preschools focus on allowing grownups to get in touch with their inner child. I know I always talk a lot of crap about Asia being the universal center of bat-shit ideas, but I always forget to mention the BS that constantly filters out of New York. The newest fad in New York living is adult preschools; places where grown ass people can battle stress by finger painting, taking fi... »

inappropriate toys

WTF: Inappropriate Childrens Toys

Some toys are not actually meant for children. A ‘two finger squirter’, also known as a girl that accidentally pees all over you during sex. I don’t know about you, but in my childhood, we were so poor that we were lucky to have any toys to play with. Our idea of a good time was ordering free Bibles from TV, and then burning them on the front stoop. I know that may seem sacrilegious, but at least ... »

5 Necessary Things for Toddler Skin

5 Necessary Things for Toddler Skin

5 totally necessary things to consider for healthy toddler skin. While most parents go wild outfitting their homes and diets with everything organic and super safe during the first year, toddler skin is actually just as gentle and delicate as younger babies. Toddlers are far more active than newborns, touching just about everything they can, making them especially vulnerable to skin irritations. 1... »

Baby Bottle Tooth Decay: What You Need to Know

Baby Bottle Tooth Decay: What You Need to Know

Most parents don’t know about baby bottle tooth decay till it’s too late.  Babies tend to have very healthy teeth, thanks to the fact that ALL they drink is breast milk. But though the milk helps to increase their immunity to disease, the truth is that babies can often suffer from tooth decay even at an early age. This tooth decay is known as Baby Bottle Tooth Decay, as it usually sets... »

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