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A Britney Spears Inspired Pregnancy Announcement

This couple made a full-length music video to announce their pregnancy. I am not straight, and thus I will probably [...]

couple made a full-length music video to announce their pregnancy. I am not straight, and thus I will probably never have to make my own pregnancy announcement (although if it were possible for me to get pregnant, lets just say I would probably have a buy-one get-one free card for the clinic). This couple decided to get really creative about both their announcement, and their obsession with Britney Spea... More...


By • Jun 21st, 2015 • Category: Parenting, Pregnancy


8 Things to Do With Your Dad in New York

Father’s Day is fast approaching and if you haven’t already found the perfect gift or experience, here are 8 easy [...]

r’s Day is fast approaching and if you haven’t already found the perfect gift or experience, here are 8 easy things to do with your dad in New York for the day: 1. Give him the gift of Kayaking. If he’s the adventuresome type, Hudson River kayaking is a real thing and is totally free. Plus, it’s kind of like doing a trust fall… you come out closer for having survived. Just... More...


By • Jun 16th, 2015 • Category: FAMILY


FDA Approves Tranquilizer Darts for Kids

FDA approves anesthetic tranquilizer darts for kids, shady moms of America rejoice. Have you ever wanted to put the little [...]

pproves anesthetic tranquilizer darts for kids, shady moms of America rejoice. Have you ever wanted to put the little hurricane who popped out of your vagina to sleep in less than 4 seconds? Congratulations, your prayers have been answered. The FDA recently announced it’s approval of tranquilizer darts for kids– guns to help parents with children suffering from ADHD, also known as ‘energy’. The ... More...


By • Jun 9th, 2015 • Category: Parenting


Umm, Baby Goats in Pajamas!

If you don’t think these baby goats in pajamas are cute, you literally have no heart. I don’t know if [...]

u don’t think these baby goats in pajamas are cute, you literally have no heart. I don’t know if my hormones are running high or if my biological clock is ticking, but I have been really into tiny animals lately. The other day I posted about miniature horses, but my quota for cuteness has not yet been filled. I present to you: baby goat in pajamas! Make sure you add the explanation point at t... More...


By • Jun 5th, 2015 • Category: Babies, ENTERTAINMENT


This Mother Still Breastfeeds Her Six Year Old

A 52-year-old Australian mother is still breastfeeding a 6 year old.  In the world of ‘what the Hell is happening [...]

year-old Australian mother is still breastfeeding a 6 year old.  In the world of ‘what the Hell is happening on Earth’ this ranks pretty damn high. 52 year old Maha Al Musa is an Australian belly dancing expert and human rights activist who plans to breastfeed her daughter until she is 10. I don’t know about you, but the face that she is 52 and can still produce breast milk is pretty astonishing. Her ... More...


By • Jun 2nd, 2015 • Category: FAMILY, Parenting


Last Minute Mother’s Day Gifts for Cool Moms

Our list of the top last minute, easy to get Mother’s Day gifts for cool moms: 1. Mom needs fuel, [...]

ist of the top last minute, easy to get Mother’s Day gifts for cool moms: 1. Mom needs fuel, and not just some regular pot. Every wide-eyed and alert mom ever refuels with her Keurig each morning, but there’s an updated version and your ultra-chic mom needs to have it– because she probably likes entertaining. The Keurig 2.0 has a larger 4 cup brewing capability so the whole hous... More...


By • May 7th, 2015 • Category: FAMILY, Parenting


Ghetto Glamour Portraits

Glamour shots are a lot more impressive when they are ghetto. I remember back in the day, my mom took [...]

ur shots are a lot more impressive when they are ghetto. I remember back in the day, my mom took us to Olan Mills Photography Studio every few years (when she could get my dad to stop by the house) for a family portrait. I remember these experiences being kind of painful, because sitting around pretending you are happy is a lot less fun than actually being happy, and I went hung over on more than... More...


By • May 1st, 2015 • Category: FAMILY


The Dad Bod is Officially a Thing

The ‘dad bod’ is the hottest new trend in the world of the male physique. Correct me if I’m wrong, [...]

dad bod’ is the hottest new trend in the world of the male physique. Correct me if I’m wrong, but there is something undeniably hot about fathers. I don’t know if it is a biological thing (since fathers have proven that their sperm are excellent swimmers), or an unattainability thing since a lot of fathers have a marriage to go with their children, but something about dads has always been... More...


By • Apr 29th, 2015 • Category: FAMILY, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Five Random Gifts for Weird Moms

Gift ideas for weird moms. Face candles As everyone who ever popped out of a vagina knows, Mother’s Day is [...]

ideas for weird moms. Face candles As everyone who ever popped out of a vagina knows, Mother’s Day is steadily approaching. I know a lot of us come from good, loving, cookie cutter homes where all a mother wants is the love of her children and a nice tube of lipstick for this hallowed day, but this post isn’t about those moms. This post is for all the weird moms out there. I am talking about the ... More...


By • Apr 29th, 2015 • Category: FAMILY, Toys


Stressed Out Adult New Yorkers Go Back to Preschool

For a price, adult preschools focus on allowing grownups to get in touch with their inner child. I know I [...]

price, adult preschools focus on allowing grownups to get in touch with their inner child. I know I always talk a lot of crap about Asia being the universal center of bat-shit ideas, but I always forget to mention the BS that constantly filters out of New York. The newest fad in New York living is adult preschools; places where grown ass people can battle stress by finger painting, taking field trip... More...


By • Mar 22nd, 2015 • Category: HEALTH, Parenting