Canada: Killing Americans With Pizza Cake

We all know Canada has just been hanging out all calm and crazy just waiting to pounce on America for a chance at sweet, fertile soil in sub-tropical climates.

We get it, but we thought they’d be more straight forward about their attack. Instead, they’re using one of their pizza chains, Boston Pizza (clever to name it after one of our biggest cities), to launch an unstoppable heart disease attack on all of America. PIZZA CAKE.

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber