Bush(y) is Back

So a guy wanders backstage during a Top Shop fashion show in hopes to score a hot model chick, but instead he spots furry, outrageous, boosh boosh, Wolf Blitzer uni-brows winking at him.

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WTF? Caveman chic brows are in people, so start growing your hair up there. Bushy brows are back baby, but Top Shop decided to push the envelope and take the first step to make out of control furry uni’s in for this season.

Forget the headband, screw the earrings – all you need is a brow that your grandpa could grow in a week to look hot this season. Let’s call them Uni-Furs. Wait, what?

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  • I have been trying to grow out my uni-fur (hilarious new word, btw) for years, but I just can’t seem to commit!! This TopShop version though, scares me…

  • This is…frightening.

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