Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (more sexting)

I guess someone read my thoughts of the day from the other night, because a giant schlong image was texted to me last night right before bed. Sweet dreams.

1) Cock Pics Are Only Cute if the Cock is Big. You know, if you’re going to send a girl (or anyone) a cock picture, it should really be a photo-worthy cock.  I’ve had the misfortune of seeing sexts between my gay friends that include photos of less than stellar peens, and I can’t help but wonder what the point is? Like in fashion, every woman knows to play up her best assets. Boys: if your balls are great, send those. Awesome abs? Share ’em.  Luckily the photo I got last night was pretty delightful, but it was from an older, seasoned man that I suspect had done this before.

2) Cheap Jewelry is Just as Fun as Expensive Jewelry. Jewelry is fun, and is the quick way to spruce up any wardrobe.  I’ve had a fair amount of expensive pieces in my day, and a fair amount of the cheapie stuff.  Somehow I stick to my “good” watches and earrings and the rest is all $150 or less.  I’m loving SendTheTrend.com now because everything on the site is under $30. BRILLIANT.

3))Brioche is Incredible When Buttered and Lightly Grilled. If you’re not into carbs, you’re not with me on this one. If you are, you need to run out to a decent french bakery and grab yourself some brioche and unsalted butter.  Grill lightly till char marks appear, top with basically anything.

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce’s aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber


  • the thought of an older, seasoned sexter is kind of scary.