Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (f’realz edition)

Written by Bryce

Yup, this is real life.

β€œA pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.” –Winston S. Churchill

1. No Dildos Necessary. Tonight I sent a text message to Gary with the official bachelorette party invitation. He responded by asking me if he needs to bring a dildo or a cuisinart or something, which really got me thinking… do I need more sex toys? Not really. Do I need more kitchen appliances? Always, but not really. The point is this: I hope everyone shows up to my fake-bachelorette party with only one thing. Drinking pants. This will be filmed for national television and I’d like to make sure the rest of the country totally understands that’s readers are wildly fun, so don’t disappoint me.

2. Baby Daddy Doesn’t Get Sarcasm. Seriously, I think this text message series explains it all. Yes, this is a real text conversation with Baby Daddy.


I think that’s enough thinking for today, but if you’re wondering, there really will be male gogo dancers and oodles of SoCo on open bar.

About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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