Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (f’realz edition)
“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.” –Winston S. Churchill
1. No Dildos Necessary. Tonight I sent a text message to Gary with the official bachelorette party invitation. He responded by asking me if he needs to bring a dildo or a cuisinart or something, which really got me thinking… do I need more sex toys? Not really. Do I need more kitchen appliances? Always, but not really. The point is this: I hope everyone shows up to my fake-bachelorette party with only one thing. Drinking pants. This will be filmed for national television and I’d like to make sure the rest of the country totally understands that TheLuxurySpot.com’s readers are wildly fun, so don’t disappoint me.
2. Baby Daddy Doesn’t Get Sarcasm. Seriously, I think this text message series explains it all. Yes, this is a real text conversation with Baby Daddy.
I think that’s enough thinking for today, but if you’re wondering, there really will be male gogo dancers and oodles of SoCo on open bar.