Nothing can cheer you up like random photos of birds with arms.
Coming straight off our dogs with eyeglasses post, I present to you: birds with arms.
Birds with arms are a thing on The Internet, because seeing a majestic winged creature with the arms of a human is basically the stuff laughter is made of. If pigeons had arms, they would be able to put on diapers so they wouldn’t paint your car with poo every time you run into Hobby Lobby for five minutes. If bald eagles had arms, they could apply Rogaine to their scalps, and probably please their wives a little better. If parrots had arms, they wouldn’t have to use their beaks and tongues to move around, which is totally unhygienic.
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My point is, birds with arms is an awesome idea, and something I would like to see actually exist in the future. Maybe they would already exist if the government wasn’t so concerned with global warfare.
