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Because Ass is Tasty (and sweet)

Written by Bryce

Eating this ass packs on the pounds.

When I saw this company in the UK making tasty, life-size asshole chocolates, my instinct told me, “go barf in the nearest bucket.”

But then I realized, it’s not that bad- a lot of people eat a lot of NOT-CHOCOLATE asshole by choice anyway.  I think this is a much healthier alternative to anus licking… you don’t risk any e.coli infections, awful tastes, general disgust, or last night’s corn.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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