Backwards Bra Fights Against Aging Cleavage…?
According to The Frisky, La Decollete introduced this bra as” the innovative solution for obtaining and maintaining a nice, smooth and tight neckline!”
Wait, wait, wait. I was always told wearing a bra to bed would make aging happen in the breast-icle area happen faster. Now, I have to wear one, BACKWARDS, to make my boobs look like they’re 15 again? I mean, when I was 15 my boobs hardly existed. I kind of like how they’ve aged (read: grown), and I’m confident I attract more action with my ‘old‘ boobs than I would by wearing this to bed. Unless, of course, I paired this contraption with some tasteful boobie-tassles.