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Bachelorette Party Invites for Your Gay Husband

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Written by Gary

When you think of the phrase bachelor party, visions of drug-fueled Vegas binges, rails of cocaine, and the bouncing jigglies of strippers named Sunshine come to mind. A bachelor party is traditionally a night of debauchery that symbolizes a man’s last hurrah in the single world of straight dating. These invites were intended as bachelor party invites, but I can’t imagine what self-respecting broseph would use them. Unless there was a coupon for a gentleman’s club called Pandora’s Boxx and a teflon coated condom inside, no straight man would dare. That is why this invite is perfect for your gay husband.

bachelor party invite

By gay husband, I mean gay best friend. By bachelor party, I actually mean bachelorette. You see, inviting your best gay to your bachelorette party not only guarantees that you will have an awesome time, but it will also likely deflect wayward straight creepers at the bar from trying to infringe on your party. Sure, you could send your best gay one of your run-of-the-mill frilly pink invites, but why not make him feel special? After all, most girls only really get one best gay, so you should cherish him and make him feel as special at your bachelorette, as you want to feel on your big day. After all, he probably catered and decorated the whole damn thing, anyway.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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