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Awkward Spotting: The Dog Turd Lamp

dog turd lamp
Written by Gary

I believe that every room should have a focal point, or a conversation piece. If you really want to start a conversation, this dog turd lamp is the perfect way to do it.

dog turd lamp

I’m not sure exactly what the conversation is, but I think it has something to do with potty-training. I don’t know about you, but I am the kind of person that is oddly fascinated by dogs crapping on the street. It’s liberating to see a dog have that much freedom, but it also feels a little wrong on a social level. Most other animals have the courtesy to do it in the wilderness or a litter-box, but dogs really have no shame. That is why I consider this dog turd lamp very forward thinking in the world of interior design and bestial feces art. The best part about it is that you step on the dog crap to turn it on. Might as well have some fun with your decor, #AmIRight?

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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