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Greek Dick is Better Than Baklava, Here’s Why

TweetIf you have never experienced Greek dick, now is the time to give it a try. Anyone who has ever been on Pinterest knows how beautiful Greece is. From the crisp white walls of Santorini to the deep blue Mediterranean Sea, even Helen Keller could tell you that Greece is gorgeous. There is also a stereotype out there that Greek men are gorgeous too, which is definitely true if you don’t mind flo... »

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30,000 Top Rated Condoms Were Just Stolen from the LELO Hex Warehouse

Tweet30,000 top rated condoms were just stolen from the LELO Hex warehouse in Las Vegas. As anyone with an unexpected baby or incurable sexually transmitted infection can tell you, safe sex is important. The benefits of not having to concern yourself with another life for 18 years (or more), or explain your entire sexual history to random hookups for the rest of time are pretty obvious. Are they w... »

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Why Italian Penis is the Best

TweetWhy Italian penis is the best IMO. If you ask most people about their experience with Italian penis, they will probably have the same opinion as Urban Dictionary, which is to say that Italian dicks are humongous and life-changing. See the following evidence: My own personal experiences with Italian penis have been pretty much the same, although I will say that Americanized Italian dicks tend ... »

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10 Benefits of Dating Gay Cholo Boys

TweetGay cholo boys are the hottest new trend in homos. Just like the rainbow that represents us, gay guys come in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Gay cholo boys are a very small subsection of gay culture, but all you have to do is Google it (or watch some gay prison porn) to know that they do, in fact, exist. A “cholo” is described as a Latin American with Indian blood, a lower-class M... »

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10 Penis Games Perfect for Bachelorette Parties

TweetThe best penis games for bachelorette parties, backed by science (we think). Pecker Pinata To any straight girl, a bachelorette party is a time to let loose, escape from the kids, and help your bestie celebrate a life-changing event. To gay guys, it’s an annoying party full of annoying girls who insist on doing annoying things in gay bars. There is one common denominator to both straight girl... »

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20 Things That Resemble a Huge White Dick

TweetIf you are really observant, you can find a huge white dick almost everywhere. Next time maybe say ‘hold the cream’? I don’t know if it’s because I’m really, really gay, or just have a discerning eye for all things penis, but I see dicks everywhere. Call it a sixth sense. Maybe its because we live in a phallus-obsessed patriarchal society, but if you take a good long look, chances... »

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The Pros and the Cons of Pencil Dick

TweetPencil dick is a real thing, here’s how to handle it. In six years of Internet writing, never has a more important social issue come across my desk (no pun intended) than that of pencil dick. I know that there are a lot of horrible things going on in the world right now, but I beg you to stop, collaborate, and listen to the topic I am about to explore, because it is pertinent information for ... »

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What Normal Dick Size is to Gay Men

TweetNormal dick size is entirely subjective, especially in the gay world. In case you didn’t know, I am a gay man. I am also pretty good looking, and I take care of my body, so naturally I have seen my share of dicks (unfortunately that’s all it really takes in gay society). I have seen dicks large and small, thick and thin, straight and curved, in every color on the penis spectrum. If I ask myse... »

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Why I Love Malay Dick

TweetAccording to one working mom, Malay dick is the only dick worth a damn. [ via ] By all accounts, Stephanie O. had a pretty normal childhood. She was heavily involved in the church, liked to read, and loved to play with the neighborhood kids down the block. Then, puberty hit. Stephanie started to have strange urges towards the opposite sex. It wasn’t until she was in her first relationship wit... »

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Truths and Myths About Puerto Rican Dick

TweetMuch like the unincorporated territory of Puerto Rico, Puerto Rican dick is shrouded in mystery. Okay, so maybe Puerto Rico itself isn’t such a big mystery, but like, is it a state, or a country? I guess I’ll never know. While I may not know too much about geography, I know a lot about dicks. I’ve been with a few Puerto Rican men in my time, and been to Puerto Rico more than once, so I can wr... »

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