VERY few things give my boyfriend a case of the “squee.”  What is it?!  It’s basically what brings you from AWWWW to EEEEE in terms of adorable, cute, and overall undeniable awesomeness.  I have a Shar Pei and his poop is bigger than this little dog.
I don’t know who took this picture, but thank you.  [...]

SACRILEGE!!! Ok maybe not, but this is just wrong.

Seeing as my mom is in the medical field, it baffles most as to how much Diet Mountain Dew and Diet Coke I used to consume (gave it up for Lent kiddos), but now it occurs to me I was just born generations too late.
What are the benefits of drinking Cola?! It boosts personality, gives [...]

If you or someone you know is down with smoking, sniffing, or making art with pubes, pass this along. Time is of the essence as this is a ONE TIME OFFER! Darn.

Ohhh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. What is this delusional girl up to now? Well Lindsay, with the help of her lawyer Stephanie Ovadia, is suing E-Trade for $100M for a commercial. Seriously.

Thanks Tyra for bringing us more hard cutting journalism.  First the chick with two vagina’s, now all the weirdos that America has to offer.  Whether this chick is for real or not, I don’t know.  After watching the show, I think it was just kids looking to get on TV, but hey, who am I [...]

Whether you are a girl or a boy, the Big O in females is all a big mystery. Thanks to orgasmsurvey.com, it’s all laid out in clear English.  I hope this even helps a lot of women out there who maybe had questions and were too embarrassed to ask.  After all, it says that guys [...]

Hi.  My name is Emily and I’m addicted to Glee.  I’m not going to say what it is or anything because I hope EVERYONE already knows.  What you may not know is that the Glee cast is currently gearing up for a 4 city tour!!!  Set excitement level to MAXXXX.  I’m just excited that I [...]

Ummmmm. What the eff. I really hope they work out because every guy that says he’s going to leave his wife for the other girl always does.  I have a feeling this is a match made in the midwest.  At least this is a legit question, not like asking if the baby you are pregnant [...]

I know what you’re thinking.  “Emily, you need to stop writing about bacon.”  I get it, I’m over the hate mail, but I feel like I have at least 4 other people out there with me on this.  Yeah I write about great advances in the bacon world like Bacon Jam and what not, but [...]