Emily, Author at The Luxury Spot's Posts

To Erection And Beyond!

To Erection And Beyond!

Hey Disney, Hows about you stop with the sexually explicit toys huh?!?! »

Is That An Elephant In Your Book Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Is That An Elephant In Your Book Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

You say trunk, I say penis. »

Excuse Me, You Have Some Foreskin On Your Face

Excuse Me, You Have Some Foreskin On Your Face

Foreskin in your skin cream?! Thanks Oprah! »

Got Milk? (In Your Eye)

Got Milk? (In Your Eye)

Russians sure know how to get guys to drink milk! »

Don’t Fight With Your Unborn Fetus

Don’t Fight With Your Unborn Fetus

I feel really sorry for April the fetus. »

When Your Heart Says McDreamy, But Your Vagina Says McSteamy

When Your Heart Says McDreamy, But Your Vagina Says McSteamy

Lusting over the construction guy during that time of the month is normal. Really!!!! »

The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets

The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets

TweetThanks to BoredPanda.com for compiling a list of very inappropriate advertisements that would not only be banned today, but would probably have the FCC and the LMAO (Lame Moms of America Organization) on their asses like woah. I personally see nothing wrong with them, but I usually am the one that’s way off on all things respectable and “kosher.” Check them out and see what ... »

And Other Things That Are Totally Obvious…

And Other Things That Are Totally Obvious…

Tweet So according to WRAL out of North Carolina, diet and exercise have been shown to help the severely obese. Wait, seriously?! I thought sitting on your ass and eating excessively would have been beneficial! Thank God there are people spending money and time to research this or else no one would know and I’m being completely sarcastic. The article states that a study “published in t... »

Scrub Away Injustice!

Scrub Away Injustice!

TweetWhat better way to say “I support equal rights” than showering with the leader of Civil Rights himself?! Martin “Loofah” King can scrub away years of guilt and injustice in the shower. It even mocks his infamous “I have a dream” by saying “I have a clean.” That doesn’t even make any sense!!! Inappropriate. “Have A Wash and Be Inspire... »

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