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Use Fat Flaps for Good, Not Evil.
TweetWell, sort of. Obesity certainly doesn’t protect us from hypertension, heart disease...
Nation, Let Me School You
TweetAttention retarded Americans: You’re all schmucks. You’re under the impression...
Downright Delish
TweetEvery morning I wake up and get my kid ready for the day, all while dreaming of my soon-to-be...
Obama Condoms?
Tweet As I was strolling through my somewhat touristy NYC neighborhood this afternoon, I...
Men Like Us ‘Cause We’re Leggy
TweetI dedicate this post to the tall, gorgeous ladies in my life: Ashley, Maura, Danielle, Steph...
You Should Pee in the Shower. Really.
TweetWe Luxury Spotters love to save the planet. In fact, we’re real big on it. We...
Cock Swatting. This Is How It’s Done.
TweetFrom time to time we all get in situations where we just want a cock out of our space. I...
Fresh Breath, Hard Cock.
TweetI think it goes without saying that if you’re gonna date a guy, he better have fresh...
My Diamond Is Bigger Than Yours
TweetLet me defend this title for a moment. That might’ve been an acceptable thing to say...