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Barry White Makes Sharks Horny

Barry White Makes Sharks Horny

Tweet Zorro the shark lives at the Sea Life London Aquarium.  He was introduced to his girlfriend, Mazawabee, on Valentine’s Day this year, but unfortunately has suffered recently from a less-than-desirable libido.  Simply put, since Zorro moved from his tank at Sea Life Belgium, he’s been as un-horny as can be.  That sucks, because from what the Sea Life people are reporting, he wa... »

Beet This!

Beet This!

TweetI mean, beat this?  When looking for the ultimate power veggie it’s just hard to beat the beet.  This deep red root is chock full of betacyanin, the red pigment that is absorbed into our blood after eating and helps boost oxygen-carrying ability of our blood by up to 400%.  Not to be shallow, but you know what that means… MUCH better looking skin!  That’s right, eat beet... »

50% Off Louboutin? Mmm Hmm, Girl.

50% Off Louboutin? Mmm Hmm, Girl.

TweetThank you, theoutnet.com, for bringing me the fancy shoes I love at super discounted prices. I’d like to say that I’m especially fond of these decorated lil’ numbers, and would happily consider them with a tight black dress… for, um, any occasion: They’re 50% off the normal $895 pricetag, so for $447.50… I just might.  Or, if anyone out there is trying to ... »

Live in a Crappy Apt?

Live in a Crappy Apt?

TweetIf you live in some typically crappy NYC apartment, it’s more than likely that you’ve got a disgusting rodent problem.  Your 4th floor walkup studio seemed charming when the broker showed it to you, but now that your toilet is leaking, your fridge has all but broken, and you have a rat colony living beneath your pullout sofa, it’s not so cute.  Thank you, Philippines, for ... »

Did You Eff Up?

Did You Eff Up?

TweetWell, did you?  If you’re a guy, you’re probably already aware that effing up your love life is all too easy. Maybe you said the wrong thing, looked at the wrong woman, forgot to call, or something else that’s equally as unsavory, but there’s good news.  You can send these “no reason at all” flowers for $14.99, and write a cute little note.  Or, if you&#... »

Smells Like Curry…

Smells Like Curry…

TweetI’m ashamed to say that I was googling the phrases “slutty tandoori” and “tandoori sexting” when I came across this picture. I’d like to say that the happy man to the left probably eats Vagina (tandoori) every night. »

Fall Wardrobe for Like $2

Fall Wardrobe for Like $2

TweetOk, just kidding.  You can’t really get your whole fall wardrobe for $2, but you can get some amazing steals thanks to a soft economy and sluggish retail sales.  Seriously, I’m talking ultra-high quality materials for like 90% off. First, ladies, get yourself a new cute skirt.  Tuck in a fitted top, put on some skanky heels, and you’re ready for a day of work followed by ... »

Bug Off!

Bug Off!

TweetIt’s summer.  I can’t stand being inside… especially knowing that my time in this blissful season is winding down.  Even on the weekends I’ve been doing my best to wake up early to get outside and enjoy the warm, breezy air and soak in a few rays (through my SPF 30).  There’s only one issue. I’m a magnet for bugs.  There’s something about my ̶... »

The Girl’s a Psychic, Really.

The Girl’s a Psychic, Really.

TweetPsychic Girl, Justine Kenzer is in town!  Roll out the red carpet and make a little time in your schedule for this weekend, because this Los Angeles psychic celeb is here till August 20th and offering our readers a pretty sick discount. All readings are recorded for you, phone or in person which is super helpful… because Justine will spew forth buckets of information and answer direct ... »

White Trash Wednesdays… In NYC!

White Trash Wednesdays… In NYC!

TweetHey kids, you might’ve though that you escaped the white trash lifestyle when you left western Pennsylvania to come to the flash and sophistication of NYC, but you’re terribly wrong.  White trash is a mentality and a way of life, and even though I don’t feel qualified to claim it, I embrace it.  I encourage all my city chicks to hop in the back of an ’86 Ford pickup ... »

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