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Sexy Swine, Flu Free

Sexy Swine, Flu Free

TweetIt’s been a rough week… with the outbreak of a Swine Flu epidemic on an international scale, I think it’s important to highlight some positive pigs.  Sure, I’m a Jew, and sure, eating this pig isn’t my thing… but on a romantic level, I can appreciate him.  I love a man with chest hair.  I’m really not sure if this post should be categorized in heal... »

The Big Asian Wang of My Dreams

The Big Asian Wang of My Dreams

TweetBy now, I’m sure you’ve heard of Bao Xishun of Mongolia. If not, he WAS the world’s tallest man until Zhao Liang of China stepped onto the scene.  Zhao Liang measures an astonishing 8.07 FEET, and all I can wonder is, “How many feet is his wang?” Obviously sex with Zhao Liang would be like hitting the ding-a-ling lotto, but he’s also an ideal sperm donor.Â... »

Golden Girls: A Dying Breed

Golden Girls: A Dying Breed

TweetFirst Estelle Getty, now Bea Arthur.  Here on the east coast it’s the most beautiful day you can imagine… sunny and warm, and I’d like to think that’s the last gift Bea Arthur is leaving us with, since she died this morning in her home in Los Angeles.  She was 86 and had been suffering from cancer. The world simply cannot afford to lose another Golden Girl... »

Pack Easy and Baby Yourself

Pack Easy and Baby Yourself

TweetWith the weather getting warmer, I’m starting to get back in the habit of long weekends and short trips (even if they’re not terribly far).  However, this summer is different from last.  I have a small baby that usually requires packing a big load of stuff.  Too bad, because that’s just not my style.  So I’ve gotten creative and streamlined my essentials so the wee... »

Earth Day, Only Cooler

Earth Day, Only Cooler

TweetEarth Day is pretty cool to begin with.  In fact, there’s no day cooler than Earth Day lately… with all the hype about green this and that, organic everything, and even recycling sex toys (see Lana’s post here). I’ve been particularly fond of going green via my wardrobe lately… I’ve been wearing t’s from Revenge Is… (the company I mentioned las... »

The Palisades Mix

The Palisades Mix

TweetI left the office late, very late in fact, only to get my car out of the garment district garage that treats me like a queen and embark on a crazy commute to dinner with my madre over-the-bridge-and-through-the-woods in a place called New Jersey.  So, literally, over the bridge and through the woods. I drive a nice hybrid sedan, and love it.  It’s smooth and quiet, which is perfect fo... »

Nazi Cows, Unkosher Beef

Nazi Cows, Unkosher Beef

TweetIf you eat beef from a cow created by a Nazi, is it unkosher? According to telegraph.co.uk, “Aurochs were last seen in Britain in Roman times but they became extinct in mainland Europe in 1627. However, before the Second World War, Nazi leaders recruited zoologist brothers Heinz and Lutz Heck to bring the hardy breed ‘back into existence.’ The breed features in Teutonic folk... »

I Love Your Taco, Baby.

TweetWhat the hell is wrong with people in Indiana?  Maybe it’s the shitty economy, or maybe it’s just the total lack of anything worth doing in Southbend, Indiana… but something’s seriously wrong when you need to have group sex in a Taco Bell bathroom. Matt, I dedicate this post to you.  It’s your birthday, and this encapsulates the 2 things you love most: Orgies, ... »

Dildo Bashing and Dog Homocide

Dildo Bashing and Dog Homocide

TweetHoooooo mah goodness. Acccording to The Daily Mercury, “An Andergrove mother was bludgeoned with a rubber dildo wrapped in duct tape by a home invader who also killed her little pet dog by strapping it up to a palm tree in a public park, a court heard yesterday. The alleged attacker wore a leather mask and his attack was premeditated and particularly violent, police said. The Daily Merc... »

Date a Korean, Before They’re Gone!

Date a Korean, Before They’re Gone!

TweetI’ve posted in the past about Jewish boys loving Asian women.  Now I’m pleading with you, the general public, to find a Korean and make a baby… fast.  According to telegraph.co.uk, South Korea’s birthrate is next to nil, and they need to make some babies ASAP.  They might be wiped off the map before Kim Jong Il even gets a chance to mess with his neighbors! Accordin... »

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