Alternate title for this post was “How to Guarantee Your Son Grows Up Gay.”

I think the photo says enough, but I think it’s safe to say that this women took the whole “bigger in Texas” concept to an inappropriate level.

Too ashamed to eat at fancy restaurants with out-of-towners?  Nervous they’ll use the wrong utensils, or worse, use a caviar spoon to feed the chihuahua they smuggled in their Ed Hardy bag?
Problem solved! I found training placemats!  Instantly all your heathen friends will become posh citizens of the upper crust.  Bravo!

We’ve put together another fabu “Top 5″ list of conditioners we love that suit every type of hair and budget.

I don’t care what size you are, whether you wear a 2 or 22 a dress just looks more polished when the silhouette is smooth. In fact, there’s nothing sexier to men than a curvy woman that’s got a sleek silhouette.

When sexy Russian popstar, Sasha, hit the red carpet in this Karen Sabag dress heads started to REALLY turn…

Brisbane, Australia artist, Tim Patch, is giving canvas new life by using his penis to paint beautiful-ish portraits, landscapes, and and female nudes (ya don’t say?).

The spa offers a brand new gym that’s quiet and clean, and that’s a dream come true to me. When I’m sweating my snacking habits off, I don’t want to be in a room full of smelly strangers. I like my alone time, and the Setai offers it in the most upscale way I’ve seen in Manhattan yet.

Have you ever just wondered to yourself, “hey wait, why am I the only one wearing a thong here? I just wish some big, brawny, athletic man would make it socially acceptable for professional athletes.”  I wonder that all the time. Literally, All. The. Time.