This is absolutely brilliant.
Ladies, write this down: www.inumbr.com
inumbr lets you use a fake (or, as they call it, “temporary”) phone number that will forward the call to your phone, so you never have to give out your digits to some random sketchbag (um, why would you ever?).  So, if you’re not exactly trusting your judgement [...]

I don’t like cereal. Nor do I particularly dig granola mixes: the couple of times I was going to be good and buy one there was always something in it I did like.  So, understandably, when I got a chance to try the new Moja Mix I was a little apprehensive.
The concept is [...]

I’m a big fan of combining antioxidants with alcohol:  if you’re going to drink anyway, might as well have something remotely good for you!   From my special Green-Tea-ni you’ll get natural energy and antioxidants of green tea, and all kinds of goodness from the acai berries that are said to improve digestion, help detox (yeah, [...]

So many ways to be excited about Halloween!  Pumpkins,  candy, trick-or-treating, dressing up in slutty costumes…   EATING BREAD THAT LOOKS LIKE HUMAN FLESH?…
Yeah, that’s actually bread.  Thai artist Kittiwat Unarrom makes head (and other body parts and organs)- molds and then decorates the gory fleshy dough with chocolate and food coloring.
Happy Halloween!  Mmm, I think [...]

Coffee-crusted steak?  Coffee wings? Weird or delicious?
When Starbucks sent us some samples of their new VIA instant coffee, I thought it would be a fun challenge to come up with recipes that use coffee in non-traditional ways.  After some googling, I got plenty of ideas of what can be done.  Then I gave myself two [...]

Imagine you’re 73 years old.  Imagine you live in Everett, Washington, happily surrounded by your five children and seven grandchildren.  And then, one day, sometime between Bingo and the evening news, inspiration strikes and you decide to PAINT EYES ON SOMEONE’S ASS.

Even better, when later the, um, artist (designer? Prop manager?) was interviewed about the [...]

Cuddle tourism is the best way to travel.
And no, I’m not just talking about creepy cuddle parties where you get to snuggle with strangers.
Though that’d be interesting, too.

Cuddling cute animals is the new and best way to travel around the world.  On your next visit to Tokyo make sure to visit the popular Calico Cafe.
Calico [...]

Dear amazon.com seller,
Thanks for the textbook.   I also really appreciate you brightening up my otherwise dull and mundane walk up to my apartment yesterday. Turns out it’s way more fun when you meet your neighbors while holding this box:

AND it’s a gift that keeps on giving – I’m guessing every time that I see the [...]

Asian countries regularly hand us our asses in all things cute and also all things very weird (and sometimes both).  Rabbits wearing  sweaters, sperm banks with a personal touch, you name it.
So you know how I was talking about vodka watermelons a few posts back? Well, here is an EVEN BETTER idea and a surefire [...]

Anyone can cook – I completely agree with the message of the adorable rat movie from a couple of years ago.  Even more so, anyone can cook pasta.  Not everyone wants to, though.
But humor me today.   It’s Thursday, which is almost Friday, which is the perfect excuse to get some friends together for a nice [...]