And this is why I keep mildly Kosher…

Seeing this video made me come pretty close to barfing. I recognize that for many of you, this video will be nothing more than foodporn. I get that. I know y’all love bacon more than life itself, but it looks pretty gross to me. For those of you just as grossed out as me, you have three options: kosher, halal, or vegetarian… any way you cut it (pun intended), welcome to the bacon-free zone.

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber