Add some fur for a “foxy bikini”By Bryce • Jan 26th, 2012 • Category: BEAUTY, Hair, Skin
You know, I know I’m not really one to talk about ridiculous things to do to your vagina, but I think this trend is escalating at an alarming rate. We’ve covered rhinestones on crotches, temp-tatted vaj art, and now… well, you can rip off all the hair just to paste some dead animal fur right back on. I mean, it does seem “creative” and all that, but I can’t imagine going through near-death levels of pain whilst ripping out your pubes just to paste some freshly killed animal right back on- even if the fresh meat comes in a lovely shade of magenta or tangerine.
Vajazzling had a catchy name, and heck, I’m a sucker for a catchy name. The Foxy Bikini, however, sounds like it’s either a porn title or a merkin worthy of being sold at Bergdorf’s. I’m really grateful Michelle from SpaWeek took the reigns on this investigative journalism.
PS: My fave part of the video is when Cindy Barshop says “so after it’s dried, it’s fluffed.” She’s one of the few people I know that can get away with that level of ridiculousness.
Bryce is Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber
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