Accidental penises: because penises are even more fun when they’re unintentional.
I’m sure this isn’t the first time this news anchor has had a penis on her chest.
It may be a gay cliché, but I do enjoy a good penis. Aside from the lesbians in my life (of which there are like two), I don’t know many people that don’t enjoy a good penis. Even straight guys will admit it when they see a nice dick, even though most of the time they are talking about/showing photos of their own.
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Penises tend to pop up in the most random places, and this post celebrates that. These penises are so amazingly unintentional, it makes you wonder if the entire world isn’t as dickmatized as all the homos on 9th avenue after 9 pm.
Viva la penis!
A play-doh penis.
A penis-shaped church.
What happens when a bitch doesn’t look at a screen.
Mars rover penis.
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