A Frenchy Crocodile Lost In Nolita

Thank you Facebook Mobile Uploads for allowing us to discover America’s wildest oddities. This one was captured on Elizabeth Street, right by where I used to live before I left NYC. What would you tell René if you happened to bump into him on the street? Leave me a comment and I’ll make sure to provide you with the appropriate French commands.

ex) “Please close your mouth now” – Ferme ta gueule tout de suite! 🙂

Bryce's future stay-at-home wife, but for now a prolific lifestyle writer, artist rep and full-time hustler. Loves happy hour sushi, elephants, caffeine, hiking canyons, extra dirty martinis, nerds, chocolate chip cookies, artichokes (cause they have a heart), photography, designer dresses, collecting fragrances and taking care of business.