5 Types of ‘Fashionistas’ I’d Like To Punch In The Face

As a fashion writer, women feel the need to constantly talk to me about style. Some of those women, however, deserve a good knuckle sandwich to the face. So without further adieu, here are 5 of them:

1. High-Maintenance Fashionistas

I get it, you own like every freaking designer item that has ever walked down the runway at Fashion Week, but you’ve never once stepped foot in a thrift store because why??? Oh, that’s right, you’re afraid you might actually find the same pair of Alexander Wang leather pants you splurged on last year for a fraction of the price. Hmm, maybe it’s time you quit being such a fashion snob and pull that stick out of your ass.

2. Clueless Fashionistas

Please quit gushing to me about how much you love the new skinny jeans on sale at Wet Seal this season. I really don’t have the time, or the energy, to explain to you how no one over the age of 16 shops there anymore.

3. “I’ve Got SOOO Much More Style Than You” Fashionistas

Hey girl, guess what? Your style isn’t THAT dope! So perhaps you should drop the betchy fashion tude STAT.

4. Mall Rat Fashionistas

I can’t stand shopping in malls, so anyone who hits up all the chain stores on the reg (teenage girls, I’m looking at you), I’d like to punch in the face. Be unique and find your own style, why don’t ya?

5. Trendy Fashionistas

Just because high-low hems and peplum dresses are in right now doesn’t necessarily mean they look good on you. Dress for your body, not what’s “trending” at the moment, and you’ll save us all some embarrassment.

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456