5 Online Black Friday Sales You Can’t Afford to Miss

I am not trying to wake up at 4 AM on my Friday Fun Day, sleep & caffeine deprived, to drag my turkey-stuffed booty to some crowded mall for 10% Hanes underwear – not gonna happen, Linda! I mean, aren’t we living in the 21st century – who shops in stores anymore? Unless it’s sold on ebay, amazon, or a .com, I’m not buyin’. However, I hate to miss a good sale; the idea is almost as hard to swallow as…well, you get my point, pervis: I hate missing out on a good sale. Luckily, the idea of “shopping online” has somewhat caught on over the last couple of years, and I was able to discover some sweeeeeet deals on some super fashionable sites! Tis the season to be fat and generous (yes, in that order), so I figured I’d interrupt this week’s regularly scheduled broadcast to share five Black Friday sales you can’t afford to miss!

objectmythology.com:

Must-have items sure to keep you warm all winter long that are on sale through midnight Sunday (11/27/11) include:

  • Valeria and Stella gloves marked down 40%
  • Sadie leather totes 40% off
  • Vintage jewelry 50% off
  • Genevieve infinity scarf 40% off
  • Zoe cashmere scarf 40% off
  • I-Heart Water Bottle Cozies 25% off

  • Online boutique for clothing, accessories, jewelry, home, and gifts
  • Black Friday:  All Sale merchandise goes to 75% off
  • Free shipping on online orders from Wednesday, November 23-Tuesday, November 29

Amelia Bag $75, regularly priced $325 beginning Black Friday through Cyber Monday
Available in Black, Khaki (pictured), Maroon, Navy and Rust
Use code: blackfriday

DANNIJO.com:

DANNIJO is going to be 20% off site wide for Black Friday through Cyber Monday (excluding MR DANNIJO and Falling Whistles).


shopplanetblue.com:

Nov 25-28: SALE! Adding tons of new sale merchandise to the web sale section & giving an additional 20% off the sale price.

Nov 28th: 30% Off EVERYTHING online (must spend $300 for 30% off, $200 for 20% off, $100 for 10% off)

Nobody likes missing out on a killer deal – if you know of one that I didn’t list, feel free to share your knowledge and comment below!

tanner@theluxuryspot.com'
Tanner is a cool cat from Alaska who left the arctic in search of the hot fashion scene in NYC. He stays hydrated in the heat drinking coconut flavored anything and warm in the cold by cocooning himself in layers of his hand knit scarves. His current obsession? Mixing his drink with equal parts of Diet Sierra Mist and the Dolly Parton station on Pandora