Unfortunately, when it comes to unicorn accessories, there is a lot of fluff out there in the world. God, I can’t believe I just typed that sentence. If you think about it as a serious unicorn enthusiast though, it’s true. Who really needs a headband with a crocheted unicorn horn attached, or a t-shirt that says:”Unicorns are stupid- said nobody ever” which is actually a direct contradiction?
If you are going on a magical, drunken adventure, you should use a magical, drunken Screwnicorn bottle opener.
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If you, like me, are a more practical kind of girl, you expect more from your unicorn accessories, so I scoured the Internet on my hands and tits to find legitimately useful unicorn accessories for the reasonable gay guy within us all.
You’re welcome.
