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3 Words That’ll Save Our Economy

Written by Bryce

Just casually pushing my liberal media agenda…

Dear People of America,

We should consider legalizing gay marriage for the potentially life-saving effects gay bridal registries will have on the American economy. If for no other reason (seriously, let’s even leave civil rights out of this for a second), American industry will flourish again the way it did just after the 2nd World War. I even suspect the people at Crate & Barrel and Tiffany have probably hired lobbyists in DC to push for gay marriage rights.

Peace, love, and unicorns,

Bryce

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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