Jewelry that Spreads Oral Herpes (possibly)
Tonight’s find from FadMashion? Jewelry that’s been in someone’s mouth. And you don’t know what mouth the jewelry was crafted from, so there’s a good chance the original wearer (or chewer) had oral herpes, strep throat, or was just a total oral whore.
To be fair, the $300 retail price for this Kiel Mead design is far less than the price of a retainer from your local orthodontist. You’ll just have to hope it fits.
Other classy designs by this Brooklyn “creative” include this drillbit necklace for $100. It’s the ideal gift for a lady you just want to drill.
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