Coupon codes powered by Rollback coupons

Spotting Douchebags: Easier Than Ever

By Bryce • Jan 16th, 2010 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, Nightlife

edhardydouche

I know what you’re thinking… “Bryce, sure, you know how to spot a douche but you never seem to be able to stay away from them.”  While, that may be true, it is my most sincere with that all of you readers can be a better at avoiding general douchebaggery than me.  I’d like to thank a lovely little fanpage on Facebook for helping us out.

So I’d like to share with you my top 3 reasons for avoiding people that wear Ed Hardy.

1) They’re annoying. People that are head-to-toe bedazzled and have giant tigers plastered on their chests generally need tons of attention.  This category of women is also likely to be interested in VAJAZZLING, a whole catastrophe unto itself.

2) They Think Long Island is “Awesome, bro!” I can tell you for SURE that it’s not.  If you’re not from the New York area and don’t necessarily believe me, you can double check this here.

3) MEATHEAD SYNDROME.  It’s sort of like the chicken and egg thing… I don’t know which starts what, but there’s an uncanny correlation between beefed-up meatheads and Ed Hardy shirts.  Do beefy guys just gravitate towards the sparkly douchebag attire, or do the shirts inspire otherwise skinny guys to start guzzling Muscle Milk whilst “getting pumped” every day? I don’t know, it’s hard to say.

edhardy1

Share |

Related posts:

  1. Feeling fat?
  2. Douchebags of the USA!
  3. Douchebags: Why Do You Keep Friending Me?
  4. Japan: You Are So Beautiful To Me
  5. Sexy Swine, Flu Free

Tagged as: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Bryce is Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce’s aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber
All posts by Bryce

3 Responses »

  1. Tweets that mention The Luxury Spot » ENTERTAINMENT Nightlife » Spotting Douchebags: Easier Than Ever -- Topsy.com on January 16th, 2010 at 9:00 pm:

    [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Bryce Gruber, The Luxury Spot. The Luxury Spot said: how to spot a douchebag, 1 simple tip http://bit.ly/84zSfC [...]

  2. Clay on January 16th, 2010 at 9:05 pm:

    Hey Bryce,

    I totally agree. Remember the Hardy Boys books when you were a kid? Well, someone made this Ed Hardy Boyz video. Pretty funny.

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cd14a180a2/ed-hardy-boyz

    -Clay

  3. Sara on January 18th, 2010 at 12:53 pm:

    My favorite facebook page ;)

Leave a Reply

Subscribe without commenting