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By Ashley • Dec 15th, 2009 • Category: FEATURES

As Seen On “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia”The Dick Towel is all the rage for those who want to cover up their shlongs after a shower, romp, long work-out, or for those who just want to… compensate.

You Have A Small Wang

The Dick Towel features a TINY BIRD, a HUGE COCK and TIGHT BUNS, all wrapped into one FUNNY, FUNCTIONAL and SEXUAL towel.   Product can be found for $19.99 at DickTowel.com And the fun doesn’t stop there. Coming soon: hats, tees, dick towel – black, and for the ladies, the bush towel.

Be one of  10 lucky winners!

If you’re a guy, enter to win THE essential bathroom tool, right behind the manscaper.

Are you a gal, enter to win this in time to have a gift under the tree that will totally encourage your man to take showers. Maybe even on a regular basis! (or are those only my boyfriends?)

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Picture 5Good Luck, Studs.

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Ashley is a fun-loving, out-going, twenty-something living in Brooklyn. She spends most of her time absorbing all the life and tofu that NYC has to offer. Her must-haves? Paige Premium Denim, Elizabeth Grant Vitamin C Body Lotion, DuWop Lip Venom and her Blackberry.
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20 Responses »

  1. stephanie on December 15th, 2009 at 12:00 pm:

    Haha what a great gift for my gay guy friend. He desperately needs something like this!!

  2. uberVU - social comments on December 15th, 2009 at 12:24 pm:

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  3. Jennifer Rutsky on December 15th, 2009 at 1:40 pm:

    OMG I want this so badly for my husband! PLEASE!

  4. samantha on December 15th, 2009 at 1:40 pm:

    OMG that is funny and rude at the same time & it’s circumcised. So I guess it is just right for Hanukkah.

  5. Raf on December 15th, 2009 at 1:45 pm:

    hahaha I am go getting one!

  6. Jackie Sayevich on December 15th, 2009 at 1:55 pm:

    How do I get this??? This is such a perfect gift for my boyfriend. He already does the after shower naked dance – it would be way cooler if he could keep this towel on so he feels he’s still waving something around. haha.

  7. Dar bellissimo on December 15th, 2009 at 2:06 pm:

    A dick towel for me??

  8. mindy on December 15th, 2009 at 2:07 pm:

    I so need to have this for a chanukah present for the guy i am dating. what could be more perfect? and big or small, aren’t all men DICKS anyway? : D

  9. Mike on December 15th, 2009 at 2:37 pm:

    My housemate told me I had to see this, she said it would go with my dick apron (has one small cloth penis in one pocket, and one larger one in the other pocket that folds out). I agree.

  10. alicia ely on December 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm:

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  11. alicia ely on December 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm:

    retweeted and following both st
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  12. Ursula D on December 15th, 2009 at 4:43 pm:

    Everyone is getting a dick towel for Christmas!! Would love one from you guys, it makes it all that much more special!!! Thanks!

  13. carrie stuttgen on December 15th, 2009 at 8:12 pm:

    oh my gosh my hubby would love this for his knee not his left knee or his right knee but his weenie lmao oh god I kill myself heee heee

  14. Michelle on December 16th, 2009 at 1:09 am:

    OMG I can’t believe you are making me follow Real Dick Towel on Twitter!

  15. hobbitjean on December 16th, 2009 at 1:49 pm:

    I know just the persons to give this too. THe Y shower room wont be the same. LOL

  16. CMC on December 16th, 2009 at 2:00 pm:

    OMG – TOO funny! What a great gift for under the tree!

  17. CMC on December 16th, 2009 at 2:00 pm:

    Tweeted: http://twitter.com/spitfyr323/statuses/6738708473

  18. Majick on December 16th, 2009 at 3:24 pm:

    I would love to win one for my husband but I don’t tweet and can’t access facebook from work. At home, I’m just too busy to log on.

  19. plop on December 16th, 2009 at 5:16 pm:

    dick towel, dick towel, dick towel.

    grandma uses them in her bathroom as hand towels

  20. kari follett on December 17th, 2009 at 5:26 am:

    this is so awesome, i love it, lol!

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