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The Holiday Gift Every Mom-to-be Must Have

By Bryce • Dec 8th, 2009 • Category: FEATURES

I remember thinking when I was pregnant “how on Earth is a human going to come out of THERE?” Luckily, my son didn’t have to, as he wasn’t delivered that way (hallelujah, vaginal preservation!)… but I still couldn’t help but wonder about the actual physics of childbirth.  I went to high school, I’ve seen my fair share of birds and bees movies, but nothing was quite 3-D enough for me.

NEWSFLASH: A brilliant woman on Etsy has forever changed all that.  Now you can crochet your own woman-in-labor doll!  Granted, you need to be a master crocheter, but for less than $15 you’ll get the pattern that’ll change your life.  And heck, crochet one of these dolls in any yarn color to make a race-appropriate gift for your favorite mom-to-be or slutty friend that needs reforming.  A little more good news? For $150 you can forget about crocheting and just buy the doll.

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Bryce is Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce’s aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber
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11 Responses »

  1. Erin on December 9th, 2009 at 12:27 am:

    Who thinks of this? Stick to doilies. This is some scary shit

  2. Tweets that mention The Luxury Spot » FEATURES » The Holiday Gift Every Mom-to-be Must Have -- Topsy.com on December 9th, 2009 at 4:21 am:

    [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Bryce Gruber and Willis, Lindsey. Lindsey said: I know motherhood is supposed to be beautiful, but this is just plain creepy. http://bit.ly/8AGfDZ #weird [...]

  3. Ashley on December 9th, 2009 at 10:53 am:

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  4. Jamie K on December 9th, 2009 at 11:21 am:

    what the fudge!!!

  5. Ballsack Johnstone on December 9th, 2009 at 5:05 pm:

    Does it specify the size of the vaginal opening? No particular reason.

  6. samantha on December 10th, 2009 at 12:43 pm:

    Is this a weird sick pregnant voodoo doll? YUCK!

  7. Majick on December 10th, 2009 at 1:07 pm:

    For a childless by choice person such as myself this was just disturbing. I hope I don’t have nightmares. :-O

  8. Tamar on December 10th, 2009 at 1:07 pm:

    Woh!! that is insane.
    @samantha, lol YUCK is right!!

  9. Monica Hamburg - Your Dose of Lunacy on December 10th, 2009 at 1:37 pm:

    This “object d’horror” is unspeakably creepy….
    P.S. I’m a loyal Regretsy reader and I saw that there a bit ago. If that’s where you saw it too, you should give them credit. Everyone likes linkbacks! :)

  10. Danielle on December 14th, 2009 at 1:50 pm:

    This is rotten.

    BJ, I’m guessing since a child was just pushed out of said furry vaginal opening, size probably = extra large.

  11. uberVU - social comments on January 18th, 2010 at 4:09 pm:

    Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Twitter by brycegruber: #omgfacts dolls have vaginas http://bit.ly/7BuOWG…

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