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Please Masturbate In Your Own Rooms

By Emily • Nov 28th, 2009 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

Hey Freshmen,

Keep your semen to yourself.

Sincerely,

Management

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Emily is a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that’s on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Things that she won't leave home without? Her blackberry, Chanel lipgloss in Ironic Tonic, and her swagger. If you have no shame, follow her on Twitter @EisforEm
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3 Responses »

  1. wilbur j huffnagel on November 28th, 2009 at 12:45 am:

    I wonder if there is an equivalent in the Girls’ shower…..

  2. uberVU - social comments on November 28th, 2009 at 10:30 am:

    Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Twitter by Bryce Gruber: please don’t #masturbate in the hall! http://shrinkify.com/1g68…

  3. Haeley on December 7th, 2009 at 12:56 pm:

    No jellyfish in the showers boys!

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