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Long Island: Do You Never Learn?!

By Bryce • Nov 22nd, 2009 • Category: SHINFO

Dear Long Island,

I recognize that the blog posts I’ve written about your people have only been viewed by a few hundred thousand people, and maybe that’s just not enough.  I probably need all of NYC’s 8 million people to get behind me on this one… You need to tame your obsession with tanning, hair gel, and horrible fashion.  Why?  Because I live so close to you, and I can smell your disgusting Hugo Boss cologne wafting across the river.

Photo evidence of your issues below.

Sincerely,

Bryce Gruber

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Bryce is Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce’s aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber
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16 Responses »

  1. wilbur j huffnagel on November 22nd, 2009 at 9:10 pm:

    Impressive. I really can’t say any more.

  2. Renee' LeBouef on November 22nd, 2009 at 9:22 pm:

    I refuse to believe the majority of these are real

  3. Elena on November 22nd, 2009 at 10:17 pm:

    Oh my!

  4. Brooke on November 22nd, 2009 at 10:35 pm:

    What’s the problem?

  5. Dr. S on November 23rd, 2009 at 12:03 am:

    These are Guidos and Guiodettes

  6. Maura on November 23rd, 2009 at 12:24 am:

    Believe it renee..it is the sad truth..

  7. Lina on November 23rd, 2009 at 11:19 am:

    Totally agree. <3 this.

  8. samantha on November 23rd, 2009 at 11:38 am:

    I know they are real, I laugh at them everyday on the subway. I just don’t want to meet them. That “rich girl” is frightening. That is a girl,isn’t it?

  9. J. Iris on November 23rd, 2009 at 11:42 am:

    Yes it’s a girl! My girl, I gave her that hat and her annual membership to skincancer indoors.com

  10. Maria on November 23rd, 2009 at 11:56 am:

    Long Island? I thought they were from Jersey!

  11. Rina on November 23rd, 2009 at 12:00 pm:

    this is sooo gross.

  12. Danielle on November 23rd, 2009 at 12:41 pm:

    These girls are as disgusting as the tanning beds they pick up herpes in.. ugh. I’m from LI and clearly they give all LI girls a bad name. I’m naturally pale and 100% fine with that and spend more time living life then painting 10 layers of grossness on my face and finding clothes that make me resemble a $2 hooker.

  13. The Luxury Spot » SHINFO » Long Island: I Mean It, Stop. on November 24th, 2009 at 11:15 am:

    [...] yesterday’s open letter to the people of Long Island not enough? Following that letter, several readers wrote in with photo [...]

  14. Ryan on November 24th, 2009 at 1:22 pm:

    Hysterical.

  15. Caitlin on December 1st, 2009 at 4:38 pm:

    cute cigarette holder…3rd picture down. classy.

  16. Elizabeth on December 16th, 2009 at 9:19 pm:

    your open letter to LI- way too generalized. i have to completely agree with Danielle. Not all of us like to resemble the crayon color burnt orange and i sure as hell can say that my friends and i do not dress up like that. some Long Islanders do maintain a bit of class. we may be the minority, but for god’s sake, don’t lump all of us together.

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