I’d Like to Buy Some… Pineapples?
You know, I used to be under the impression that major supermarket chains had someone on staff to edit ad copy, but I think this recession has forced cutbacks in every department.
In the meantime, the cutbacks have only helped the produce department… because never before have consumers had access to fruit + porn for so cheap.

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I just burst out laughing and sent the image to friends. Porno Pineapple is sticky sweet.
That’s too bad. I was hoping for a deal on *&(*O&^^ eggplants
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